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17th Mar 2000, 05:42 PM
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Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
Why did the chicken cross the road?
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17th Mar 2000, 06:12 PM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
Uhm... it was feeling like it ?
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17th Mar 2000, 08:02 PM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
No..
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17th Mar 2000, 09:12 PM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
Its head was gunned down by a M16 and it couldn't see where it was going ?
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18th Mar 2000, 02:02 AM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
So what's the punch line?
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18th Mar 2000, 07:06 PM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
The chicken was drunk!
hehehehheeeeeeeeeehhehehehehehheheeeee *cough* *cough* YOU MAY LAUGH NOW! |
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18th Mar 2000, 08:46 PM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
You gotta come up with a better line than that !
Don't like that at all... Andirez (Dissapointed in AgentSmith [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_frown.gif[/img] ) |
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18th Mar 2000, 08:48 PM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
Did I say I was dissapointed ?
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19th Mar 2000, 05:48 PM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
Yup.
Bad joke, I should close this thread and ban you for 3 days, Agent Smith! |
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19th Mar 2000, 05:51 PM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
BTW: what is this ban-story; are you really able to ban someone from this MB?
And that bad was the joke not.. Just like: What's the smallest part in a Leopard 2A5 tank? Snakeye [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] ------------------ anything you do can get you killed, including doing nothing |
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19th Mar 2000, 06:00 PM
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Infiltration Sound Engineer
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
Yes, my son, I can ban you, change your name, change your password, change your sig, change your posts...nope I can't
I liked the M16 joke variation more. |
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19th Mar 2000, 10:11 PM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
AgentSmith be good boy! Yes he be good!
Have Mercy, I thought of a better ending! The Chicken crossed the road because his he had a bad experience with laser-vision correction and his eyes as well as half of his skull were now a pile of mush that had collected across the street. So determined to get them he walked across. Now I have an even FUNNIER joke! Alright, there are two cows and they are having a pleasant conversation in the farm: Cow 1: " Say marve, have you heard the news about mad cow disease spreading.. it's just awful!" Cow 2: "Well, I don't have to worry about that.." Cow 1: "Why?" Cow 2: "Cause I'm a helicopter!! Weeeeee!!" |
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19th Mar 2000, 11:19 PM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
Nope, not any better. Sorry [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]
------------------ What is your major malfunction, numbnuts?!! Didn't Mommy and Daddy show you enough attention when you were a child?!!! *BANG* -FMJ |
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19th Mar 2000, 11:29 PM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
ok, it's safe to commence with the banning and thread closing now. [img]/infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif[/img]
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20th Mar 2000, 04:26 AM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
HAHAHAHAHA..
The cow joke was good! For anybody who likes to know the end of my joke: The smallest part in a Leopard 2A5 tank is: THE TANK COMMANDERS BRAIN!!! Snakeye [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] ------------------ anything you do can get you killed, including doing nothing |
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20th Mar 2000, 11:14 AM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
Ah... OK
Agent Smith... HAHAHAHAAAAHAH!!! sorry, it's just funny posting such a topic... [img]/infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif[/img] N e way, Read your clan topic, Cheers. ------------------ _-={MrTicky}=-_ Loyal to INFILTRATION! As long as I live! |
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21st Mar 2000, 04:43 AM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
Hmmm, lemme think, oh yeah...
WARNING: This Post has explicit language PLZ DONT BAN ME FROM THE MB IF YOU ARE INSULTED, PLZ JUST TELL ME ITS NOT APPROPIATE, I'VE CENSORED THE WORDS... Cheers! OK, a joke that was funny but childish! Da Story = Rudolph & Santa... Oooo! (Rudolph Reindeer Theme) Rudolph da red nose wanker Had a very empty crucht Rudolph da red nose wanker He does care very much And one dark black afternoon Santa came to say Rudoplh with your tiny d*ck Give me anal sexy pr*ck! hehe [img]/infopop/emoticons\icon_wink.gif[/img] Sorry if it's not funny no more! ------------------ _-={MrTicky}=-_ Loyal to INFILTRATION! As long as I live! |
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21st Mar 2000, 09:53 AM
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Mk82HD
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
CLOSE IT, CLOSE IT NEO!!!!!!
That's not funny at all, that's sick! CLOSE IT NOW!!!! Snakeye [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] ------------------ anything you do can get you killed, including doing nothing |
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21st Mar 2000, 10:46 AM
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Re: Agentsmith's Comedy Corner
Hell
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