|26th Mar 2000, 06:18 PM||#1|
Join Date: Jan. 10th, 2000
Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA
A cool song I'd like to share.
What y'all wanna do?
wanna be hackers, code-crackers, slackers
wastin' time with all the chat-room yakkers
9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlet Packard
workin at a desk with a dumb little placard
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
defraggin' my hard drive for thrills!
I got me 100 megabytes of ram,
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam!
Installed a T1 line in my house,
always at my PC clickin' on my mizouse!
Upgrade my system at least twice a day,
I'm strictly plug-in-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him money for short
I call him up at home and make him do my tech support.
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato,
what kinda chip you got in there, a dorrito?
Your usin' a 286, don't make me laugh!
your windows boots up in what a day and a half!
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette,
your the biggest joke on the internet!
Your database is a disaster,
your waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella i bet your livin' in your parents cellar
downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin, "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old yeller
Your just about as useful as JPEGS to helen keller.
Wanna run wit my crew huh?
rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do.
They call me the king of the spreadsheets,
I got 'em printed out all over my bed-sheets
My new computers got the clocks it rocks,
but it was obsolete before I opened the box!
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away man it's an antique!
Your laptop is a month old, that's great!
if you need a nice, heavy paperweight!
My digital media is write-protected,
Every file inspected, no viruses detected.
I beta-tested every operating system,
gave props to some and others I dissed 'em
While your computers crashin' mines multitaskin
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor '40 inches wide,
I believe yours says Etcha-sketch on the side
In a 32-bit world your a 2-bit user,
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total.loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get that CPU? In a box of cracker jacks?
Play me online, well you know I'll beat you.. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you!
Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson?
That is the sound of inevitability.
It is the sound of your death..