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Old 26th Mar 2000, 06:18 PM   #1
AgentSmith
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Location: Cincinnati, Ohio, USA
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A cool song I'd like to share.

What y'all wanna do?

wanna be hackers, code-crackers, slackers
wastin' time with all the chat-room yakkers

9 to 5 chillin' at Hewlet Packard
workin at a desk with a dumb little placard

Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
defraggin' my hard drive for thrills!

I got me 100 megabytes of ram,
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam!

Installed a T1 line in my house,
always at my PC clickin' on my mizouse!

Upgrade my system at least twice a day,
I'm strictly plug-in-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K

I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him money for short
I call him up at home and make him do my tech support.

You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You got white-out all over your screen

You think your Commodore 64 is really neato,
what kinda chip you got in there, a dorrito?

Your usin' a 286, don't make me laugh!
your windows boots up in what a day and a half!

You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette,
your the biggest joke on the internet!

Your database is a disaster,
your waxin' your modem tryin' to make it go faster

Hey fella i bet your livin' in your parents cellar
downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar

And postin, "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old yeller
Your just about as useful as JPEGS to helen keller.

Wanna run wit my crew huh?
rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do.

They call me the king of the spreadsheets,
I got 'em printed out all over my bed-sheets

My new computers got the clocks it rocks,
but it was obsolete before I opened the box!

You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away man it's an antique!

Your laptop is a month old, that's great!
if you need a nice, heavy paperweight!

My digital media is write-protected,
Every file inspected, no viruses detected.

I beta-tested every operating system,
gave props to some and others I dissed 'em

While your computers crashin' mines multitaskin
It does all my work without me even askin'

Got a flat-screen monitor '40 inches wide,
I believe yours says Etcha-sketch on the side

In a 32-bit world your a 2-bit user,
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total.loser

Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get that CPU? In a box of cracker jacks?

Play me online, well you know I'll beat you.. If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you!

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Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson?
That is the sound of inevitability.
It is the sound of your death..
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Old 26th Mar 2000, 08:01 PM   #2
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Re: A cool song I'd like to share.

Get with it Smith, the song was big a few months back. Still, Weird Al is the man.
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