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Old 17th Dec 2000, 12:58 AM   #1
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I'm in a bad mood.

I've got a niece, she's 17. She's dating this worthless piece of **** 19 yr old named Jeremy. He's a highschool dropout pot dealer and this evening I learned that he has been violent with her on a couple of occasions (one resulting in a fat lip for her). She's all in love with him (in part because it pisses off her folks) but I really want to gut him with a dull knife.

In my life I've had the occasion to meet a handfull of people who's lives I would like to end in a painful and vicious manner, and in the last few months I find myself in acquaintance of 2 of them, one is this asshole I work with (who honestly doesn't deserve my vitriol as much as this little bag of **** Jeremy) the second is the aforementioned Jeremy.

God I want to kill this little ****er, how dare him lay a hand on anyone in my family! I want to strip him naked, and drag him behind my car until he's a bloody quivering mass. I want to take a baseball bat to his knees and elbows and toss him into a cold river and laugh as he drowns. I want to tie him up and pour molten lead down his throat! Or simply I want him on his knees with his hands behind his back and I put a .45 to the base of his skull and BAM!


Sorry, I've put away a bit of Guinness tonite and am feeling the need to vent.

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Old 17th Dec 2000, 01:42 AM   #2
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Dont apologise damnit, go kill the little motherfu'cker.

I say give hate to thouse who have proven themseles worthy of it, make the little cu'nt sorry he ever met u.


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Old 17th Dec 2000, 02:41 AM   #3
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Your niece needs help. You have to find away to stop her self destructive tendencies. Is there anything wrong with your niece's family?
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Old 17th Dec 2000, 02:58 AM   #4
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DAMNIT!

Is murder still a crime in this country?
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Old 17th Dec 2000, 05:46 AM   #5
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most impressive ventage, zundy.

my i reccomend a .22 into the stomach ?? quite the painful & delayed death.

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Old 17th Dec 2000, 11:46 AM   #6
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.45 to the head would be way too quick.
.22 to the stomach sounds better.
But if you do kill him, you'll most likely get thrown in prison. So, mabye you should make his life miserable by a lawsuit or something. That is the ultimate torture. Make someone lose all money, and they have to deal with it. Mabye if we are lucky, he'll starve to death.

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Old 17th Dec 2000, 12:13 PM   #7
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That piece of sh*t!

He gives good pot dealers a bad name. I hate people who beat women, there's no reason for it.

Zundfolge, if you know this guy's a pot dealer bust him. Find out where he lives (if you don't know already) then get someone under cover to go in his house and buy a little bit (make sure they don't smoke cause they will run off without hesitation). Also, make sure you call the cops and let em know that you want this guy busted and are going to get evidence. They will most likely have to watch it all. Bring it back to them and they will start a bust. You won't be seeing this kid again after that.

Whatever you do though, don't let him know that you busted him. When he gets out of prison he'll try something. Drug dealers are like that.


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Old 17th Dec 2000, 12:25 PM   #8
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Good idea, AOD!

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Old 17th Dec 2000, 03:12 PM   #9
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You say she is 17?

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Old 17th Dec 2000, 04:16 PM   #10
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Well...


Hatred begets hatred Zundy, feeding that hatred only makes it stonger. However, there is no man on this Earth who should be able to even fathom the audacity it would take to ever harm a woman.

I'm very sorry for your niece, no one deserves to be treated that way. If there's one thing I've learned in my life it's that 90% of all the men in the world are to some degree or another jerks, and in the remaining 10%, 5 of those percent are gay. So maybe someday your neice will find one of those 5%, it just seems now, that she got stuck with the bottom of the gene pool.

But on the note of you want to hurt this other man, therein lies the conundrum. I know that you feel this man deserves to die Zundy. I can even myself relate to your feelings of disgust at any rate. This man should be behind bars, not dead or beaten to an inhuman mass, human life has suffered enough with your neice, there is no reason to inflict further malevolent actions. Human desire for revenge is one of our oldest emotions, even if you see it as vengence not revenge, this is not the solution to any problem. Call the police, this deamon of a man, is 19 years old, an adult and he should be tried as an adult, if he isn't imprisoned he will at least have a restraining order placed upon him. By the way the idea Angel of Death put forward isn't a bad idea either.

But...Humans are so easy to place blame on the antagonist they sometimes miss were the true problem lies. Your neice would not be dating this male, unless she wanted to, perhaps it is her desire for attention which drives her. As you, yourself, stated the probable reason she remains with him is becasue of her desire to thwart her parents. You, Zundy, as well as getting this Jeremy what her deserves, must talk with your neice. There are larger problem a foot, then just a troglodyte boyfriend. You must sit down in a serious conversation with your niece and find out what's wrong. I only hope I can help a woman in need of assistance, because it is a teribble thing to see her suffer. I hope you can help her Zundy, and I hope I can help you make well reasoned choices.




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Old 17th Dec 2000, 04:45 PM   #11
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I'm with you. if someone ever layed a hand on my sister i'd personally see that they suffered the most vilent and painful death possible. I've got a 20lb maul that's my prefered possum killer. i'd like to see what it would do.

anyway. here's and idea. your a mechanic if a remeber right so you may know how to do this. mess up his fuel gage and drain his tank. maybe he'll get out on the highway and run out of gas. then he'll slowly freeze to death in the cold.

Can you spot the sniper?

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Old 17th Dec 2000, 04:45 PM   #12
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Browny, since when did you have someones face imaged in the zoom lense of the scope on your sig.

Zundfolge, you should hook her up with a guy like me

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Old 17th Dec 2000, 05:00 PM   #13
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sorry to hear that zundy. aod has a good idea though. and if you want to cause ALOT of pain, i hear that a combination of pliers, pressure, and testicles will really do the job well.

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Old 17th Dec 2000, 05:41 PM   #14
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Well...

BTW, in responce to PacMan's inquirey, It's me actually, and it's been on there for about 3 weeks.

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Old 17th Dec 2000, 06:40 PM   #15
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robogrip whatever vicegrips are much better than pliers. self adjusting 500lb of force to his family jewels.

Can you spot the sniper?

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Old 17th Dec 2000, 08:09 PM   #16
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yeah or you could stick a red hot screwdriver down the eye of his... uh... actually just go with the pliers on the testies.


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Old 17th Dec 2000, 08:12 PM   #17
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Heh, I guess I haven't seen you around the O/T forum lately. I haven't been on here as much as usual myself

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Old 17th Dec 2000, 08:56 PM   #18
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Well guys, forgive my drunken rambling

I've put into motion a scheme to get this idiot, and it's all above board and legal.

I've got a handful of friends on the local police force, and every bit if information I have on this kid is right now in the possession of one of my cop friends, so he's gonna be on the rap sheets. So if he so much as changes lanes without signaling he's gonna get pulled over and searched. Eventually he'll be busted holding and his ass will be in jail.

As for my "innocent" 17 yr old niece, she's made her own bed and she's gonna have to lie in it. Frankly I lay the blame at her feet and the feet of her parents (who are you're typical suburban middle class non functional parents, more concerned with living the "soccer mom" lifestyle then instructing their children.

I'd still love to see this kid put down, but I think when he's in jail and getting it up the ass that'll be vengeance enough.

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Old 17th Dec 2000, 09:47 PM   #19
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I don't know zundy..are you SURE you don't want to put some pliers around his testicles and push down?

hope everything works out man.

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Old 17th Dec 2000, 11:49 PM   #20
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Mabye he'll get locked up in a cell with the male rapist with the desire to rape other males.

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