What is the Deal With the New Maps?

nomadjedi · 28th Sep 2000, 02:58 PM

I have been downloading maps from this site for a while now and it seems that alot of the newer maps are a hell of alot darker than the older ones. I hate having to adjust my brightness in the game and on my screen. I think all the levels should be evenlly Bright. Can any one explain?

Buddy_Pickle · 28th Sep 2000, 09:01 PM

Well, let me try and explain. We at RealMaps have decided to take each new map we receive, and dip it deep within the watered ashes of dead hookers. You see, the water, when applied in the right amount, gives the ash a consistency similar to that of blackened paste.

Anyway, these maps are then sun-dried, cured, and padded down by a professional law enforcement officer. Now comes the hard part. We sift through each map, one by one, and throw out any that might be considered well lit or "daytime".

We take these select maps, and with ever so much care, we duct tape them to the penis of a pissed off gibbon, who proceeds to run through the mud with the kind of abandon normally reserved for frat hazings.

Then, and only then, are these maps ready to be uploaded to FilePlanet, when you, the lucky, light-sensitive public can get your grimy hands on the latest and greatest.

Or....some maps have dark shadows in em or they are set at night.

Could go either way. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img]

Buddy_Pickle
RealMaps Co-Founder / Web Guy
www.planetunreal.com/realmaps/

I_ABuGa · 29th Sep 2000, 10:33 AM

LOLOLOL
ouchiwawa, that bites. Whoever said we didnt have a sense of humor must not have been keeping up. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

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Maybe someday the world will learn, to be kind to someone who makes a fault..
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Hell, I'd settle for having the world learn anything at all.

Doccers · 29th Sep 2000, 03:18 PM

Pickle, You're a sick, perverted, Twisted bastard.

Don't ever change, you've made my week. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img]

I wanna be an elven ranger, I want a life that's full of danger,

Zundfolge · 29th Sep 2000, 03:40 PM

...and God bless you for it! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

SWad · 29th Sep 2000, 04:06 PM

ROF..lol..LMF...lol..AO..

*deep breath*

LOLOLOLlol

*breathe*

Lol.

*sigh*

Dude, that was choice.

owlofdoom · 29th Sep 2000, 10:30 PM

LOL
you forgeot the part obout populating of whores soon to be cremated. oh no wait those are the bots

Please insert stolen quote here

I_ABuGa · 30th Sep 2000, 10:34 AM

LOL
no seriously. Nomadjedi, it would help if you told us what hardware/software you are running. Pardon the very funny though unhelpful commentary above.

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Maybe someday the world will learn, to be kind to someone who makes a fault..
Snakeye <IMG src=http://unreal.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif>

Hell, I'd settle for having the world learn anything at all.

28th Sep 2000, 02:58 PM	#1
nomadjedi Registered User Join Date: Sep. 27th, 2000 Posts: 2	What is the Deal With the New Maps? I have been downloading maps from this site for a while now and it seems that alot of the newer maps are a hell of alot darker than the older ones. I hate having to adjust my brightness in the game and on my screen. I think all the levels should be evenlly Bright. Can any one explain?

29th Sep 2000, 03:18 PM	#4
Doccers Registered User Join Date: Sep. 28th, 1999 Location: Denver, Colorado, USA Posts: 159	Hrm.. Pickle, You're a sick, perverted, Twisted bastard. Don't ever change, you've made my week. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] I wanna be an elven ranger, I want a life that's full of danger,

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28th Sep 2000, 09:01 PM	#2
Buddy_Pickle Fffeeerrrtt!!! Join Date: Jan. 30th, 2000 Location: West Jordan Utah Posts: 1,514	Well, let me try and explain. We at RealMaps have decided to take each new map we receive, and dip it deep within the watered ashes of dead hookers. You see, the water, when applied in the right amount, gives the ash a consistency similar to that of blackened paste. Anyway, these maps are then sun-dried, cured, and padded down by a professional law enforcement officer. Now comes the hard part. We sift through each map, one by one, and throw out any that might be considered well lit or "daytime". We take these select maps, and with ever so much care, we duct tape them to the penis of a pissed off gibbon, who proceeds to run through the mud with the kind of abandon normally reserved for frat hazings. Then, and only then, are these maps ready to be uploaded to FilePlanet, when you, the lucky, light-sensitive public can get your grimy hands on the latest and greatest. Or....some maps have dark shadows in em or they are set at night. Could go either way. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_smile.gif[/img] Buddy_Pickle RealMaps Co-Founder / Web Guy www.planetunreal.com/realmaps/

29th Sep 2000, 10:33 AM	#3
I_ABuGa Vetran Join Date: Apr. 27th, 2000 Location: Malaysia Posts: 1,442	LOLOLOL ouchiwawa, that bites. Whoever said we didnt have a sense of humor must not have been keeping up. [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif[/img] [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img] ------------- Maybe someday the world will learn, to be kind to someone who makes a fault.. Snakeye <IMG src=http://unreal.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif> Hell, I'd settle for having the world learn anything at all.

29th Sep 2000, 03:40 PM	#5
Zundfolge Registered User Join Date: Dec. 13th, 1999 Location: USA Posts: 5,703	...and God bless you for it! [img]/infopop/emoticons/icon_wink.gif[/img]

29th Sep 2000, 04:06 PM	#6
SWad Papa SWad Join Date: Feb. 7th, 2000 Location: Arkansas Posts: 223	ROF..lol..LMF...lol..AO.. deep breath LOLOLOLlol breathe Lol. sigh Dude, that was choice.

29th Sep 2000, 10:30 PM	#7
owlofdoom Registered User Join Date: Mar. 18th, 2000 Posts: 576	LOL you forgeot the part obout populating of whores soon to be cremated. oh no wait those are the bots Please insert stolen quote here

30th Sep 2000, 10:34 AM	#8
I_ABuGa Vetran Join Date: Apr. 27th, 2000 Location: Malaysia Posts: 1,442	LOL no seriously. Nomadjedi, it would help if you told us what hardware/software you are running. Pardon the very funny though unhelpful commentary above. ------------- Maybe someday the world will learn, to be kind to someone who makes a fault.. Snakeye <IMG src=http://unreal.infopop.net/infopop/emoticons/icon_biggrin.gif> Hell, I'd settle for having the world learn anything at all.