DM-INF-RussianAssault

ThunderChunky · 3rd Apr 2001, 04:33 PM

I am still getting emails concerning this map, wondering why they are spawning in a green box falling to their deaths.

Let me spell it out for you.

DM-INF-RussianAssault = APRIL FOOLS HOAX. The map doesn't exist. Spooge is not working on such a map, as far was we know.

Stop emailing about it.

Thanks for you consideration.

Mad_Dog · 3rd Apr 2001, 04:40 PM

if you could have seen the look on my face when i realized it was a joke you would have immediately set out to map the real map that lived up to all the reviews hype... i was so very dissappointed... still, it was a great joke.

04 · 3rd Apr 2001, 05:09 PM

Honestly, who is stupid enough to have downloaded that?

[121st]Calvin · 3rd Apr 2001, 05:13 PM

Download that zip file!

It includes a funny mp3...

I just fell of my chair when I heard it the 1st time. And I had problems with my breathing! MUHAHA! har har... Still, that dammit ALT FIRE does not work! har har

Dr.Bombay is my new personal Hero! Thanx Los and thanx ThunderChunky!

Tuttle INF · 3rd Apr 2001, 05:17 PM

Seriously, that MP3 is worth the download.

It great!

Now I need treatment for my addiction to it.

CAVERNA2K · 3rd Apr 2001, 09:47 PM

THAT ****ING MAP WASTED MINUS THAN A SECOND OF MY 1024KB LINK!!! MAN, JOKE ABOUT RUSSIAN MAP IS JUST A MOFO IDEA!!! WE ALL LOVE RUSSIAN STUFF HERE, AND U PLAY WITH SOMETHING MORE SERIOUS THAN NATIONAL SECURITY!!! WHY DIDN´T U TELL YOUR MUMMY DIED??? IT COULD BE AT LEAST FUNNY!!! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... U HAD TO SAY THERE WAS A RUSSIAN MAP THERE... I HATE U AND I´LL KILL U!!! AND!!! I SAID AND!!! AND I´LL SAY I´M JUST KIDDIN´BUT ANYWAY: **** - YES **** - THIS ****ING JOKE. NOW I´LL CRY OVER MY KEYBOARD AND SCREAM OUT LOAD: !*!@&@%##$#$!%$@%!$!##!!#&! YOU THUNDERCHUNKY!!! U LIED TO ME... AHHAHAHAHAAAH
CYA NEXT YAR...

Zundfolge · 4th Apr 2001, 12:00 AM

/me hands CAVERNA2K a Vallium and a glass of scotch to wash it down

I too was dissapointed by this map, but it just crashed INF on me, I didn't even get to plumet to my death.

And where are the damn bunnies...I was promised bunnies

/me snatches glass of scotch from CAVERNA2K and downs it real quick

Sebu_NZ · 4th Apr 2001, 12:58 AM

Yes!!!

their is another Russian freak here too!

Mason · 4th Apr 2001, 01:01 AM

ThunderChunky, I was cursing you out left and right..laughing the whole time! I especially liked the song that came with the 'map', hilarious! You should send that to BP for the show this week.

CAVERNA2K · 4th Apr 2001, 06:57 PM

Zunfolge and Carlos: U are azz kkrz!!! I hand u a bottle of Tequila, one of Cachaça and another of Beer!!! Let´s get drunk online!!!!!!

----Kiddies: don´t dring othertwoise upllçl begum du dark this way

Sebu_NZ · 5th Apr 2001, 02:23 AM

/grabs the bottle of Cachaça, looks at it wierdly, "what is this", ahh it doesn't matter whips it down quickly

then all hell breaks loose

fg i safg sadu screw c you misater man sdg how who is fat and a cat hecne the nam,e fo fat cat of capilatism

nova-k · 5th Apr 2001, 03:07 AM

Eh?

PoDS · 5th Apr 2001, 04:49 AM

I thought it was a funny joke, also the screenshots on the realmaps site. except for the mp3 included, because there are still a few(like me) ISDN users, who download their butts of every week for all the new maps.
So if the mp3 was added just for the filesize, you could also have said that the map was cool and not big(as for the filesize). to me a small filesize is also a good thing

ThunderChunky · 5th Apr 2001, 08:25 AM

Yes, but a RealAward winner coming in at a whopping 12k would have been even more suspect than the bunny rabbits.

ovw · 5th Apr 2001, 09:34 AM

KNEW it had to be a 'april fools' map, but I desparately wanted to see what it looked like, I was hoping for monstrous hopping bunnies that hunt you down and kill you!!! But falling to your death wasn't bad either.

OVW

3rd Apr 2001, 04:33 PM	#1
ThunderChunky L337 Cube H@X0® Join Date: Jul. 1st, 2000 Posts: 1,086	I am still getting emails concerning this map, wondering why they are spawning in a green box falling to their deaths. Let me spell it out for you. DM-INF-RussianAssault = APRIL FOOLS HOAX. The map doesn't exist. Spooge is not working on such a map, as far was we know. Stop emailing about it. Thanks for you consideration. __________________ Infiltration 3D Artist

3rd Apr 2001, 04:40 PM	#2
Mad_Dog Voice Of Reason Join Date: Mar. 27th, 2001 Location: Soviet Canuckistan Posts: 2,216	i almost cryed :( if you could have seen the look on my face when i realized it was a joke you would have immediately set out to map the real map that lived up to all the reviews hype... i was so very dissappointed... still, it was a great joke. __________________ Aldous Huxley said that an intellectual was a person who had discovered something more interesting than sex. A civilized man, it might be said, is someone who has discovered something more satisfying than combat. -John Keegan, A History of Warfare

3rd Apr 2001, 05:13 PM	#4
[121st]Calvin You will die, sooner or later Join Date: Apr. 2nd, 2001 Location: Germany Posts: 166	Download that zip file! It includes a funny mp3... I just fell of my chair when I heard it the 1st time. And I had problems with my breathing! MUHAHA! har har... Still, that dammit ALT FIRE does not work! har har Dr.Bombay is my new personal Hero! Thanx Los and thanx ThunderChunky! __________________

3rd Apr 2001, 05:17 PM	#5
Tuttle INF Hikeeba! Join Date: Dec. 18th, 2000 Posts: 181	Seriously, that MP3 is worth the download. It great! Now I need treatment for my addiction to it. __________________ Crosshairs? We don't need no stinkin' crosshairs!

3rd Apr 2001, 09:47 PM	#6
CAVERNA2K Look, a fliing something!!!!! Join Date: Mar. 12th, 2001 Posts: 1,046	TO ING TUNDERCHUNCY!!! THAT **ING MAP WASTED MINUS THAN A SECOND OF MY 1024KB LINK!!! MAN, JOKE ABOUT RUSSIAN MAP IS JUST A MOFO IDEA!!! WE ALL LOVE RUSSIAN STUFF HERE, AND U PLAY WITH SOMETHING MORE SERIOUS THAN NATIONAL SECURITY!!! WHY DIDN´T U TELL YOUR MUMMY DIED??? IT COULD BE AT LEAST FUNNY!!! BUT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO... U HAD TO SAY THERE WAS A RUSSIAN MAP THERE... I HATE U AND I´LL KILL U!!! AND!!! I SAID AND!!! AND I´LL SAY I´M JUST KIDDIN´BUT ANYWAY: - YES - THIS *ING JOKE. NOW I´LL CRY OVER MY KEYBOARD AND SCREAM OUT LOAD: !!@&@%##$#$!%$@%!$!##!!#&! YOU THUNDERCHUNKY!!! U LIED TO ME... AHHAHAHAHAAAH CYA NEXT YAR... __________________ quiquidlatinedictumsitaltumuidetur cthlhusumtummihitentaculumest [Removed by BU Admins]

3rd Apr 2001, 05:09 PM	#3
04 New and Improved Join Date: Jul. 6th, 2000 Posts: 873	Honestly, who is stupid enough to have downloaded that?

4th Apr 2001, 12:00 AM	#7
Zundfolge Registered User Join Date: Dec. 13th, 1999 Location: USA Posts: 5,703	/me hands CAVERNA2K a Vallium and a glass of scotch to wash it down I too was dissapointed by this map, but it just crashed INF on me, I didn't even get to plumet to my death. And where are the damn bunnies...I was promised bunnies /me snatches glass of scotch from CAVERNA2K and downs it real quick

4th Apr 2001, 12:58 AM	#8
Sebu_NZ Kalashnikov's Personal Pimp! Join Date: Dec. 25th, 2000 Location: New Zealand Posts: 1,758	Yes!!! their is another Russian freak here too!

4th Apr 2001, 01:01 AM	#9
Mason Self appointed voice of reason Join Date: Dec. 14th, 2000 Location: Upstate NY Posts: 1,215	ThunderChunky, I was cursing you out left and right..laughing the whole time! I especially liked the song that came with the 'map', hilarious! You should send that to BP for the show this week. __________________ "I do not feel obligated to believe that the same God who endowed us with sense, reason and intellect had intended for us to forgo their use"- Galileo --May the souls of all those who have lost their lives on 9-11-01 rest easy with the love and sorrow expressed by a largely mournful world.

4th Apr 2001, 06:57 PM	#10
CAVERNA2K Look, a fliing something!!!!! Join Date: Mar. 12th, 2001 Posts: 1,046	Zunfolge and Carlos: U are azz kkrz!!! I hand u a bottle of Tequila, one of Cachaça and another of Beer!!! Let´s get drunk online!!!!!! ----Kiddies: don´t dring othertwoise upllçl begum du dark this way __________________ quiquidlatinedictumsitaltumuidetur cthlhusumtummihitentaculumest [Removed by BU Admins]

5th Apr 2001, 02:23 AM	#11
Sebu_NZ Kalashnikov's Personal Pimp! Join Date: Dec. 25th, 2000 Location: New Zealand Posts: 1,758	/grabs the bottle of Cachaça, looks at it wierdly, "what is this", ahh it doesn't matter whips it down quickly then all hell breaks loose fg i safg sadu screw c you misater man sdg how who is fat and a cat hecne the nam,e fo fat cat of capilatism

5th Apr 2001, 03:07 AM	#12
nova-k Damn Newbie Join Date: Nov. 19th, 2000 Posts: 110	I´ve got 1337 sig! Eh?

5th Apr 2001, 04:49 AM	#13
PoDS Clan Limey Psychopath Join Date: Mar. 24th, 2001 Posts: 12	I thought it was a funny joke, also the screenshots on the realmaps site. except for the mp3 included, because there are still a few(like me) ISDN users, who download their butts of every week for all the new maps. So if the mp3 was added just for the filesize, you could also have said that the map was cool and not big(as for the filesize). to me a small filesize is also a good thing

5th Apr 2001, 08:25 AM	#14
ThunderChunky L337 Cube H@X0® Join Date: Jul. 1st, 2000 Posts: 1,086	Yes, but a RealAward winner coming in at a whopping 12k would have been even more suspect than the bunny rabbits. __________________ Infiltration 3D Artist

5th Apr 2001, 09:34 AM	#15
ovw Registered User Join Date: Oct. 18th, 2000 Location: Central Florida Posts: 148	Bunnies gave it away KNEW it had to be a 'april fools' map, but I desparately wanted to see what it looked like, I was hoping for monstrous hopping bunnies that hunt you down and kill you!!! But falling to your death wasn't bad either. OVW

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