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Old 11th Jan 2001, 02:08 PM   #1
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Have you ever turned down sex to play UT? I realized how addicted I was when the wifey walks out in a slinky gown and says "Come to bed honey" and I am like "What, I am kicking tail on UT. GO back to bed" About three hours later when I finally power down the pc, I think back and smack myself on the forehead. "What the h*** WAS I THINKING???" Please help I have a UT probl.. I just slaughtered that guy.... My name Is....Ultrakill!!!!....and I can't....Headshot.

P.s. Has anyone seen my chaingun?
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 02:33 PM   #2
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Survey Says....NO.
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 02:35 PM   #3
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I'll bet the single guys all say no, and the married guys will all say yes.

Me? Married. Yes.
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 02:36 PM   #4
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yup. 2 weeks ago. Gave up a booty call from the ex just so I could scrim with my clan.

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Old 11th Jan 2001, 02:38 PM   #5
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 02:38 PM   #6
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Thumbs down

I've been with my GF for four years, and I'll always take sex over UT. Sorry(and don't tell anyone I said this) but some things are more important than video games.
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 02:41 PM   #7
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This poll has been here before...

I complety agree with the person (can't remember) who answered: 'Hey,I can multitask too!'

I'll try doing that for real on my next lanparty.....

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Old 11th Jan 2001, 02:43 PM   #8
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Talking Morety nailed it!

Married and yes.
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 02:53 PM   #9
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'I told you to come to bed hours ago. Goodnight'
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 05:09 PM   #10
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Wink Uhm Err

"Gave up a booty call from the ex just so I could scrim with my clan. "

Might be why it's the ex, no?
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 05:28 PM   #11
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I've never turned down the woman when she needed a fix. But quite often, me playing UT for hours on end brings up the old "You spend more time with that computer..." A nice Xmas present solved that one!
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 05:46 PM   #12
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Survey Says....NO.
What the.... that's my line.
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 05:50 PM   #13
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hehe, I was wondering if you'd show up.
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 06:10 PM   #14
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Sex vs. UT

hhhmmmmm... Isn't that why they have wireless mice and keyboards?

I'm with Morety and No Soup For You, although my gal seems to have really good timing (between games), and I rarely have to sacrifice one for the other.
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 06:30 PM   #15
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Me, yes.

Now, does anyone know where I can buy a comfortable couch?
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 06:45 PM   #16
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It has been known to happen
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 06:48 PM   #17
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I don't know about a couch, Proph, but I know of some good places to pick up a nice doghouse
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Old 11th Jan 2001, 07:34 PM   #18
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lol. Haven't tried that. Don't think I will either, wouldn't be fair to her.


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Old 11th Jan 2001, 09:27 PM   #19
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married....and I'll say no.
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Old 12th Jan 2001, 08:48 AM   #20
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Hey buddy if it's the wife, she can always take care of you while you are playing, a pair of pads for knees will do the trick. Then you can do both. Although your aim mght be slightly off
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