A quick poll

Phalanx · 11th Jan 2001, 02:08 PM

Have you ever turned down sex to play UT? I realized how addicted I was when the wifey walks out in a slinky gown and says "Come to bed honey" and I am like "What, I am kicking tail on UT. GO back to bed" About three hours later when I finally power down the pc, I think back and smack myself on the forehead. "What the h*** WAS I THINKING???" Please help I have a UT probl.. I just slaughtered that guy.... My name Is....Ultrakill!!!!....and I can't....Headshot.

P.s. Has anyone seen my chaingun?

Kokensu · 11th Jan 2001, 02:33 PM

Survey Says....NO.

*Morety* · 11th Jan 2001, 02:35 PM

I'll bet the single guys all say no, and the married guys will all say yes.

Me? Married. Yes.

Troll|PuF · 11th Jan 2001, 02:36 PM

yup. 2 weeks ago. Gave up a booty call from the ex just so I could scrim with my clan.

Law · 11th Jan 2001, 02:38 PM

Get your priorities straight man!

Kokensu · 11th Jan 2001, 02:38 PM

I've been with my GF for four years, and I'll always take sex over UT.

Sorry(and don't tell anyone I said this) but some things are more important than video games.

[ACE]Revenant · 11th Jan 2001, 02:41 PM

This poll has been here before...

I complety agree with the person (can't remember) who answered: 'Hey,I can multitask too!'

I'll try doing that for real on my next lanparty.....

-Revenant

No Soup For You · 11th Jan 2001, 02:43 PM

Married and yes.

Kilham · 11th Jan 2001, 02:53 PM

'I told you to come to bed hours ago. Goodnight'

SuperTrap · 11th Jan 2001, 05:09 PM

"Gave up a booty call from the ex just so I could scrim with my clan. "

Might be why it's the ex, no?

Valk · 11th Jan 2001, 05:28 PM

I've never turned down the woman when she needed a fix.

But quite often, me playing UT for hours on end brings up the old "You spend more time with that computer..." A nice Xmas present solved that one!

Survey_Says · 11th Jan 2001, 05:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kokensu
Survey Says....NO.

What the.... that's my line.

Kokensu · 11th Jan 2001, 05:50 PM

hehe, I was wondering if you'd show up.

deweyrawk · 11th Jan 2001, 06:10 PM

Sex vs. UT

hhhmmmmm... Isn't that why they have wireless mice and keyboards

?

I'm with Morety and No Soup For You, although my gal seems to have really good timing (between games), and I rarely have to sacrifice one for the other.

Prophetus · 11th Jan 2001, 06:30 PM

Me, yes.

Now, does anyone know where I can buy a comfortable couch?

JuiceEggsMcKenna · 11th Jan 2001, 06:45 PM

It has been known to happen

DividedSky · 11th Jan 2001, 06:48 PM

I don't know about a couch, Proph, but I know of some good places to pick up a nice doghouse

Kray · 11th Jan 2001, 07:34 PM

Quote:

'Hey,I can multitask too!'

lol. Haven't tried that. Don't think I will either, wouldn't be fair to her.

*hal* · 11th Jan 2001, 09:27 PM

married....and I'll say no.

mishmu · 12th Jan 2001, 08:48 AM

Hey buddy if it's the wife, she can always take care of you while you are playing, a pair of pads for knees will do the trick. Then you can do both. Although your aim mght be slightly off

11th Jan 2001, 02:08 PM	#1
Phalanx Registered User Join Date: Oct. 11th, 2000 Posts: 84	Have you ever turned down sex to play UT? I realized how addicted I was when the wifey walks out in a slinky gown and says "Come to bed honey" and I am like "What, I am kicking tail on UT. GO back to bed" About three hours later when I finally power down the pc, I think back and smack myself on the forehead. "What the h*** WAS I THINKING???" Please help I have a UT probl.. I just slaughtered that guy.... My name Is....Ultrakill!!!!....and I can't....Headshot. P.s. Has anyone seen my chaingun? __________________ My butt must be real shiny, cause it gets waxed so much. (_\|*)

11th Jan 2001, 02:33 PM	#2
Kokensu Fire in Ma Belly! Join Date: Jan. 4th, 2000 Location: Shut yo mouth! Posts: 2,912	Survey Says....NO. __________________ Ignorance is bliss. Until you realize just how ignorant you are. ---------- "We are destined to gain knowledge from our wildest dreams, as deep as an ocean, as calm as a forest tree, my soul...is at last free...." - LTJ Bukem

11th Jan 2001, 02:35 PM	#3
Morety The Farterator Join Date: Feb. 23rd, 2000 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,220	I'll bet the single guys all say no, and the married guys will all say yes. Me? Married. Yes. __________________ ]LoL[Morety\|BuF

11th Jan 2001, 02:36 PM	#4
Troll\|PuF Poetic Terrorist Join Date: May. 2nd, 2000 Location: Temporary Autonomous Zone Posts: 1,382	yup. 2 weeks ago. Gave up a booty call from the ex just so I could scrim with my clan. __________________ ·®·Troll·Å· Clan Radium

11th Jan 2001, 02:38 PM	#5
Law I see... Join Date: May. 2nd, 2000 Posts: 989	Get your priorities straight man! __________________ "Wit is educated insolence." - Aristotle (384-322 B.C.)

11th Jan 2001, 02:41 PM	#7
[ACE]Revenant - Join Date: Aug. 7th, 2000 Posts: 1,099	This poll has been here before... I complety agree with the person (can't remember) who answered: 'Hey,I can multitask too!' I'll try doing that for real on my next lanparty..... -Revenant __________________ [Ci]Revenant

11th Jan 2001, 02:43 PM	#8
No Soup For You I got your PM right HERE! Join Date: Jun. 26th, 2000 Location: Composing PMs to all the m0s - come back one year! Posts: 905	Morety nailed it! Married and yes.

11th Jan 2001, 02:53 PM	#9
Kilham Lost in RL Join Date: Oct. 11th, 2000 Location: Scotland Posts: 849	'I told you to come to bed hours ago. Goodnight'

11th Jan 2001, 05:09 PM	#10
SuperTrap JerkAss Join Date: Jan. 5th, 2001 Location: San Diego Posts: 79	Uhm Err "Gave up a booty call from the ex just so I could scrim with my clan. " Might be why it's the ex, no? __________________ I'd like to find your inner child and kick it's little ass.

11th Jan 2001, 05:28 PM	#11
Valk Mom, kitty's being a dildo!! Join Date: Dec. 21st, 2000 Location: Great Lakes State Posts: 374	I've never turned down the woman when she needed a fix. But quite often, me playing UT for hours on end brings up the old "You spend more time with that computer..." A nice Xmas present solved that one!

11th Jan 2001, 05:50 PM	#13
Kokensu Fire in Ma Belly! Join Date: Jan. 4th, 2000 Location: Shut yo mouth! Posts: 2,912	hehe, I was wondering if you'd show up. __________________ Ignorance is bliss. Until you realize just how ignorant you are. ---------- "We are destined to gain knowledge from our wildest dreams, as deep as an ocean, as calm as a forest tree, my soul...is at last free...." - LTJ Bukem

11th Jan 2001, 06:10 PM	#14
deweyrawk guided by voices Join Date: Dec. 18th, 2000 Location: San Diego, CA Posts: 146	Sex vs. UT hhhmmmmm... Isn't that why they have wireless mice and keyboards? I'm with Morety and No Soup For You, although my gal seems to have really good timing (between games), and I rarely have to sacrifice one for the other.

11th Jan 2001, 06:30 PM	#15
Prophetus Old Fart Join Date: Dec. 4th, 1999 Location: ...standing behind you... Posts: 3,093	Me, yes. Now, does anyone know where I can buy a comfortable couch? __________________ Logic separates us from animals. Reasoning by emotion makes you an idiot.

11th Jan 2001, 06:45 PM	#16
JuiceEggsMcKenna MC68060/50 Join Date: Aug. 31st, 2000 Location: Australia Posts: 1,322	It has been known to happen __________________ Case took a pink handset from its cradle and punched a Hong Kong number from memory. He let it ring five times, then hung up. His buyer for the three megabytes of hot RAM in the Hitachi wasn't taking calls.

11th Jan 2001, 06:48 PM	#17
DividedSky Fabio-like Join Date: Mar. 12th, 2000 Location: Davis, CA Posts: 1,231	I don't know about a couch, Proph, but I know of some good places to pick up a nice doghouse __________________ [CMi]DividedSky Spawn Sniper Supreme / Professional Piston Camper / Freelancer Extraordinaire for Cosmic Monsters, Inc.

11th Jan 2001, 09:27 PM	#19
hal Dictator Join Date: Nov. 24th, 1998 Location: -------> Posts: 21,340	married....and I'll say no. __________________

12th Jan 2001, 08:48 AM	#20
mishmu But I don't want to be a pirate Join Date: Dec. 19th, 2000 Location: Montreal Posts: 46	Hey buddy if it's the wife, she can always take care of you while you are playing, a pair of pads for knees will do the trick. Then you can do both. Although your aim mght be slightly off __________________ Welcome to the road side cafe where you kill'em, we grill'em

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