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Old 24th Oct 2000, 03:32 PM   #1
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man oh man, playing UT has made me really ill...

In just ONE month... I got heart disease, bone disease, brain disease, malaria, diptheria, diahhrea, piahhrea, gonorrhea, rhea perlman... pneumonia, oldmonia, ammonia... I got leprosy, pleurisy, jealousy... water on the brain, water on the knee, water on the floor, I got yellow fever, scarlet fever, tennis elbow, swimmer's ear.. pink eye, blue balls... I got PMS, TMJ, HBO, Nick at Night, Showtime, ESPN..... and occasional lower back pain.

(damn stand up comedy acts... It should be illegal for me to see them)
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Old 24th Oct 2000, 03:37 PM   #2
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(no... It should be illegal for you to plagerize them)
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Old 24th Oct 2000, 03:49 PM   #3
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hey it was funny and I thought I'd share... and I did change it a little
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Old 24th Oct 2000, 04:22 PM   #4
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/me high-fives Nightmare|PuF.
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Old 24th Oct 2000, 04:33 PM   #5
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lol. You are joking right?
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Old 24th Oct 2000, 04:37 PM   #6
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Thumbs up

/me runs wildly around the room and high fives himself
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Old 24th Oct 2000, 04:58 PM   #7
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Old 24th Oct 2000, 05:12 PM   #8
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This thread started as a joke about my supposed illnesses, and now is morphing into a thread about Y5 and monkey pr0n... WTF!?!?
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Old 24th Oct 2000, 07:51 PM   #9
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i see webslinger likes to give high fives as usual
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Old 24th Oct 2000, 08:01 PM   #10
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At least he is giving high fives and not hot carls.
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Old 24th Oct 2000, 08:24 PM   #11
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/Morety farts.
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Old 24th Oct 2000, 10:08 PM   #12
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Heh. I have actually had nausea inducing FPS experiances in Half Life and Kingpin, but never UT. It must be something about the Q2 engine that causes severe intestinal pain at high frame-rates. Hmmm, anyone ever seen "Videodrome"?
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Old 24th Oct 2000, 10:34 PM   #13
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monkey pr0n, nausea, hot carls, farting and physical ailments are not the making of a great thread.
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Old 25th Oct 2000, 12:05 AM   #14
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What the hell have you turned my beautiful thread into!?! YOU BASTARDS
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Old 25th Oct 2000, 12:58 AM   #15
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Dude you should get a virus scan or firewall.
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Old 25th Oct 2000, 12:32 PM   #16
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Boy, you wanna talk "computer viruses......"

hey, now that was funny.....
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