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Old 25th Sep 2000, 11:09 AM   #1
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so i reckon i should put some sort of salve on there or something huh?






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Old 25th Sep 2000, 03:51 PM   #2
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Lightbulb Now I get it!!!!

Am I the only one who gets this? (It only took me a week of seeing Michael Torricehurts in games to figure it out).

Its not as obvious as Betty Humpter or Anita Hummer. Heck, "not obvious" is an understatement. This was a real puzzle to figure out. I knew it was a joke name, but it took me forever to figure out the joke. Anyway, good one.

Mike litorishurts might work a little better. Unless you want it to be tricky and stuff.

or how about Mike_litorisisallinflammedandswollenandneedstoberubbedandloved.
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Old 25th Sep 2000, 05:34 PM   #3
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thank you boom, i knew you wouldn't let me down.



you can't make it ****hishurts, b/c it might look like tore his shirts, and what the hell's funny about that?



did you get "Stan Keyhole" ?

he played you this weekend too!


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Old 25th Sep 2000, 06:38 PM   #4
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I sh1t you not, there was a guy at my high school named Mike Hunt. If you dont believe me I'll scan the yearbook. The funny thing is that his mom got divorced and then remarried and he had the chance to stay with his dad's name or use his step dad's name (Hunt) and his chose his step dad's!!!!
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Old 26th Sep 2000, 04:11 AM   #5
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Here's a few that you've probaly seen. There's still a chance that a 12 year will see this and tell all his friends, and he will be the coolest kid in his school.

Heywood Jablowmie
Howie Feldersnatch

I'm just trying to give back to the community.
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Old 26th Sep 2000, 07:04 AM   #6
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There was a guy, politician, here in Michigan when I was growing up. Not to date myself, but this was during a time when the economy was not so good - people were getting laid off all over the place, and jobs were the #1 topic of political races.

Anyway, I'll always remember this guy's huge billboard on one of the main roads near my house:

"D!ck Headlee - For Jobs!"

(@#$% profanity checker! It's the guy's name, fercrissakes!)

I still LMAO when I think about it
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Old 26th Sep 2000, 11:47 AM   #7
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How about the first ever coach of the NBA's Charlotte Hornets (I think he's an assistant somewhere now): D!ck Harter

And how about the San Francisco Giants' pitching coach: D!ck Pole
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Old 26th Sep 2000, 11:57 AM   #8
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yeah,
and there's a 3rd base coach for a mlb team (mets maybe?) named Rusty Kuntz.

awesome.







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Old 26th Sep 2000, 02:05 PM   #9
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I used to watch Rusty Kuntz play on the Tigers. I love that name.

I have a guy who sells space in TV Guide magazine. He goes by **** Ring. Not Rick or Richard, no. He uses ****.

**** Ring.

Bwahahahahahahahahahaha.
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Old 26th Sep 2000, 02:12 PM   #10
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A friend of mine saw an inn in Alaska called "Skinny D!ck's Halfway Inn"
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Old 26th Sep 2000, 02:18 PM   #11
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(@#$% profanity checker! It's the guy's name, fercrissakes!)
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