|23rd Jan 2012, 01:48 AM||#1|
Don't you hate it when your under wear sticks to your anus?
I refuse to take a shower.
|23rd Jan 2012, 03:20 AM||#4|
Take a shower, you dumb american.
my shower is broken
They said use plumbers putty, so I put it in the shower head, and now no water comes out.
Last edited by Plumb_Drumb; 23rd Jan 2012 at 03:22 AM.
|23rd Jan 2012, 03:42 AM||#6|
And then you showed up?
Isn't there a guitar you should be plucking?
|23rd Jan 2012, 03:58 AM||#7|
Okay, so here's a story. I got really ****ing bored and went to the store and bought some beer.
Not up to standards, there were some really hot bitches, and I looked at them crossed eye'd.
Then I walked home, and looked at how boring and sad this place is.
The rest is "Ban Plumb, he's a Menace"
I get the routine.
Next time I'm exposing my balls.
Last edited by Plumb_Drumb; 23rd Jan 2012 at 03:59 AM.
|23rd Jan 2012, 11:05 AM||#10|
Is this like a sequel to this excremental adventure?
I find myself intrigued by your subvocal oscillations,
A singular development of cat communications
That obviates your basic hedonistic predilection
For a rhythmic stroking of your fur to demonstrate affection.
-Ode to Spot, by Data
|drunk out of your mind, plumb_drunk, so... banhammer? what that?, www.blogger.com|