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Old 23rd Jan 2012, 01:48 AM   #1
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Don't you hate it when your under wear sticks to your anus?

I refuse to take a shower.
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Old 23rd Jan 2012, 02:00 AM   #2
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England, here I come.
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Old 23rd Jan 2012, 02:01 AM   #3
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I have no thought. THOUGHT THOUGHT THOUGHT THOUGHT
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Old 23rd Jan 2012, 03:20 AM   #4
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Take a shower, you dumb american.

RON PAUL

my shower is broken

They said use plumbers putty, so I put it in the shower head, and now no water comes out.
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Old 23rd Jan 2012, 03:40 AM   #5
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Dude, this thread title had potential
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Old 23rd Jan 2012, 03:42 AM   #6
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Dude, this thread title had potential
had?
And then you showed up?

Isn't there a guitar you should be plucking?
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Old 23rd Jan 2012, 03:58 AM   #7
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Okay, so here's a story. I got really ****ing bored and went to the store and bought some beer.

Not up to standards, there were some really hot bitches, and I looked at them crossed eye'd.

Then I walked home, and looked at how boring and sad this place is.

The rest is "Ban Plumb, he's a Menace"

I get the routine.

Next time I'm exposing my balls.
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Old 23rd Jan 2012, 04:13 AM   #8
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don't think too hard, it'll damage the outer tissue.
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Old 23rd Jan 2012, 09:34 AM   #9
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I've heard that a wolverine is wandering around and piercing women's uterus. Is that true? Respond.
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Old 23rd Jan 2012, 11:05 AM   #10
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Is this like a sequel to this excremental adventure?
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