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Old 11th Aug 2011, 10:39 AM   #21
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 11:03 AM   #22
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look at my horse
my horse is amazing
give it a lick
mmm - it tastes just like raisins

have a stroke of its mane
it turns into a plane
and then it turns back again
when you tug on its winkie

eww that's dirty
do you think so?
Well I better not show you where
the lemonade is made

sweet lemonade
mmm - sweet lemonade
sweet lemonade
yeah sweet lemonade

get on my horse
I'll take you around the universe
and all the other places too

I think you'll find that the universe
pretty much covers everything

Shut up woman get on my horse!
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 11:15 AM   #23
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Everyone loves Magical Trevor

'it's the tricks that he does are ever so clever

Look at him now, disappearin' a cow

Where is the cow? hidden right now.


Taking a bow, it's Magical Trevor

Everyone is seeing that the trick is clever

Look at him there with his leathery, leathery whip!

It's made of magic, and with a little flip


Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back

Yeah, yeah, yeah, the cow is back

Back, back, back from his magical journey

Yeah!


What did he see in the parallel dimension?

He saw beans, lots of beans, lots of beans, lots of beans.
Oh, beans lots of beans lots of beans lots of beans.

Yeah, yeah!
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 11:24 AM   #24
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 11:33 AM   #25
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There's one thing you should know about me. I'm specialized in a very specific type of food. Pasta food...

You're talking about Lasagna?


BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr...
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 12:36 PM   #26
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 12:52 PM   #27
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There's one thing you should know about me. I'm specialized in a very specific type of food. Pasta food...

You're talking about Lasagna?


BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRr...
sorry pal but I have tasted the perfect lasagna(one of the few things in life I'd ever dare to use a 10/10 rating. You just make me sad reminding me that I had the perfect lasagna..
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 01:20 PM   #28
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I am a nice person. See I make you recipe just now. You try, tell us if good.

Ingredients:
1 16oz can of Cream soda
1 bottle of Rum
1 16oz can of Coconut milk
1 32oz tub of pineapple sherbert

mix in blender:
1 16oz can of Cream soda
1 16oz can of Coconut milk
add in sherbert till it is the consistency of soft serve ice cream.
add rum

Chill in freezer for 1/2 hour or till thick enough to eat with a spoon at least.

Eat as dessert.

P.S. If any1 actually tries that plz let me know I really did just make it up.
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 02:12 PM   #29
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This forum is too impersonal!
Just post a photo of yourself and we can have tons of fun.
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 05:39 PM   #30
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 05:48 PM   #31
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I also do not rewind the DVD's I rent.

Safe sex to me, is when the girl keeps her seat belt on.

I do pay postage, when I send emails.

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Old 11th Aug 2011, 06:03 PM   #32
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 07:29 PM   #33
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I have recently realized that if I die a horrible, painful death that I won't have to worry about the rapidly approaching due date of my wildly incomplete thesis.

It is an uncomfortably relaxing thought.
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WW1 I think it was more like "Hey allies! We'll lend you a hand" and Europe was like, "Pfff, whatever. Okay, like stand over there and do stuff", and America was all like, "Oh really!? You mean it! Oh Boy!", and after awhile the European allies were like, "Hey they're actually not bad. Fair play to the Yanks" and the French Allies were like, "Oh wee wee, they held their own", and the Americans were like, "Hey, what did you say France?" and France was all like, "Nothing. Go **** yourself."
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 07:43 PM   #34
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 07:59 PM   #35
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 08:01 PM   #36
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Somebody's got to I suppose............
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 08:10 PM   #37
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Old 11th Aug 2011, 08:39 PM   #38
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