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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 05:03 PM   #141
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what if someone came out of the bathroom flinging their feces all over the place and everyone went cowering to the front of the plane.
Would it take a nose dive into the ocean?

do planes work that way? I don't know
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 05:04 PM   #142
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Not if they flung their feces back.
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 05:21 PM   #143
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Not if they flung their feces back.
But they can't defend themselves unless the feces is the correct 'density', so in most cases it'll be a 1 on 1 match. Not much to cause a plane to crash.



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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 05:26 PM   #144
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 08:49 PM   #145
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I'll be traveling tomorrow morning. Not sure if Dallas has one of these contraptions at the airport. But if they do, which is the lesser of two evils.

The TSA taking a picture of my junk or touching my junk? Either way, I may get violated by the TSA tomorrow morning.
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 10:10 PM   #146
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Can't you people see that the anti-TSA sentiment is just a Koch-funded libertarian astroturf conspiracy. So sayeth The Nation.
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 11:22 PM   #147
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 12:15 AM   #148
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Can't you people see that the anti-TSA sentiment is just a Koch-funded libertarian astroturf conspiracy. So sayeth The Nation.
Astroturfing lobbyists and rebel PR operatives! What's worse is that they're libertarians! OH NOES!
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 12:53 AM   #149
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From now on, I only travel by submarine.
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 05:25 AM   #150
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From now on, I only travel by submarine.
lol, that wouldn't be suspicious at all
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 07:13 AM   #151
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 12:26 PM   #152
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People never learn respect, of course. It is like the people who take it out on soldiers and not the politicians who order them.
You can see that from two sides. The other would be: It's still the soldier who follows the order and it's still the TSA screeners who touch people in places they don't want to be touched.
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 01:57 PM   #153
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 02:59 PM   #155
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I got a really smart thing to say. A probability of having a bomb on the aircraft is not really that big yet it still may happen. However, a probability of having 2 bombs on the same aircraft is extremely low. Conclusion - you should take a bomb to your next flight if you really want to be safe.
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Old 24th Nov 2010, 03:52 PM   #157
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I got a really smart thing to say. A probability of having a bomb on the aircraft is not really that big yet it still may happen. However, a probability of having 2 bombs on the same aircraft is extremely low. Conclusion - you should take a bomb to your next flight if you really want to be safe.
but the probability of there being 3 bombs on a plane is even lower than there being 2 bombs. so, to be extra safe, you should take 2 bombs
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but the probability of there being 3 bombs on a plane is even lower than there being 2 bombs. so, to be extra safe, you should take 2 bombs
but the probability of there being 4 bombs on a plane is even lower than there being 3 bombs. so, to be extra safe, you should take 3 bombs
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Just fly a bomb, Strangelove-style, and you're ~100% safe!
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All the terrorists could hijack the same plain at the same time. All the passengers would be terrorists and also, be exploded.

If terrorists were at all thoughtful they would organize it this way.
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