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Old 22nd Nov 2010, 10:53 AM   #121
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There's always the possibility of a bomb being mixed into the candy. Or the wrapping.
Better safe than sorry. Imagine if some candy bar explodes halfway across the ocean.
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Old 22nd Nov 2010, 11:31 AM   #122
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There's always the possibility of a bomb being mixed into the candy. Or the wrapping.
Better safe than sorry. Imagine if some candy bar explodes halfway across the ocean.
Explodes with flavor!
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Old 22nd Nov 2010, 11:34 AM   #123
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WW1 I think it was more like "Hey allies! We'll lend you a hand" and Europe was like, "Pfff, whatever. Okay, like stand over there and do stuff", and America was all like, "Oh really!? You mean it! Oh Boy!", and after awhile the European allies were like, "Hey they're actually not bad. Fair play to the Yanks" and the French Allies were like, "Oh wee wee, they held their own", and the Americans were like, "Hey, what did you say France?" and France was all like, "Nothing. Go **** yourself."
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Old 22nd Nov 2010, 01:24 PM   #124
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Well I don't know about you guys but I feel safer knowing that young children and old people aren't able to smuggle candies onto the airplane.
Candy is bad for their teeth. We are making American's teeth cleaner for a better and brighter future.
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Old 22nd Nov 2010, 02:13 PM   #125
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Yeah, that damned scandinavian country sure has been attacked repeatedly because of that.


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Old 22nd Nov 2010, 06:38 PM   #126
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Old 22nd Nov 2010, 07:21 PM   #127
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Old 22nd Nov 2010, 10:58 PM   #128
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There's always the possibility of a bomb being mixed into the candy. Or the wrapping.
Better safe than sorry.
You can also turn clothes into explosives so I guess we can't allow those on planes either.
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 12:12 AM   #129
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The nation's airport security chief pleaded with Thanksgiving travelers for understanding and urged them not to boycott full-body scans on Wednesday, lest their protest snarl what is already one of the busiest, most stressful flying days of the year.

Transportation Security Administration chief John Pistole said Monday that such delaying actions would only "tie up people who want to go home and see their loved ones."
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 03:01 AM   #131
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 04:34 AM   #132
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What about the explosives that could be hidden in rectums or vaginas. The scanners can't see that. Should fingering be a part of the pat down?
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This is the perfect time for a terrorist attack.

Sir Brizz is probably osama.
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What about the explosives that could be hidden in rectums or vaginas. The scanners can't see that. Should fingering be a part of the pat down?
Yes, but only selectively.
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 10:47 AM   #135
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How to Hijack a plane with out being on it:

Hello Captain, we have your kids and wife................









So much for the pat-downs.
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 11:46 AM   #136
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WW1 I think it was more like "Hey allies! We'll lend you a hand" and Europe was like, "Pfff, whatever. Okay, like stand over there and do stuff", and America was all like, "Oh really!? You mean it! Oh Boy!", and after awhile the European allies were like, "Hey they're actually not bad. Fair play to the Yanks" and the French Allies were like, "Oh wee wee, they held their own", and the Americans were like, "Hey, what did you say France?" and France was all like, "Nothing. Go **** yourself."
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How to Hijack a plane with out being on it:

Hello Captain, we have your kids and wife................
ZOMG don't give them any ideas!
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 02:18 PM   #139
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Old 23rd Nov 2010, 04:41 PM   #140
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ZOMG don't give them any ideas!

It's all over in the news that they don't get the x-rays, or pat downs.
So. They be perfect to carry the peenus bomb.
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