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View Poll Results: Alien zoo or alien circus?
Zoo 22 73.33%
Circus 8 26.67%
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Old 23rd Sep 2010, 10:45 PM   #1
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If you were abducted by aliens, would you rather be in their zoo or circus

Zoo or Circus?
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Old 23rd Sep 2010, 10:50 PM   #2
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Is this before or after the anal probing?
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Old 23rd Sep 2010, 10:56 PM   #3
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Circus. Easy.
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Old 23rd Sep 2010, 11:01 PM   #4
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Please do not be alarmed, we're about to engage the nozzle.

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Old 23rd Sep 2010, 11:26 PM   #5
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Old 23rd Sep 2010, 11:28 PM   #6
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Circus. Easy.
seriously.

what kind of question is this?
you could have just asked "would you rather be in prison or the circus?"
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Old 24th Sep 2010, 12:12 AM   #7
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you ****ers ain't voting. I want statistics. now godammit!
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Old 24th Sep 2010, 12:15 AM   #8
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I dunno... I think I'd rather go to the zoo.

Laying around ****ing all day sounds a whole lot better than getting shipped around in little cages, under horrible conditions and forced to take part in ridiculous activities.
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Old 24th Sep 2010, 12:27 AM   #9
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I dunno... I think I'd rather go to the zoo.

Laying around ****ing all day sounds a whole lot better than getting shipped around in little cages, under horrible conditions and forced to take part in ridiculous activities.
yeah, we can do that when we're dead
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Old 24th Sep 2010, 03:53 AM   #10
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But it depends on what the circus activity is, maybe it's a circus zoo.
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Old 24th Sep 2010, 05:43 AM   #11
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I dunno... I think I'd rather go to the zoo.

Laying around ****ing all day sounds a whole lot better than getting shipped around in little cages, under horrible conditions and forced to take part in ridiculous activities.
Yeah, the Circus is like, effort and stuff, screw that.
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Old 24th Sep 2010, 05:46 AM   #12
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Probably easier to start a revolt from the circus
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Old 24th Sep 2010, 08:09 AM   #13
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Let's see, prison sex or circus sex. Ahh, it's no brainer, I would rather be in the circus. Circus sex is better than the alternative.
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Old 24th Sep 2010, 09:05 AM   #14
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sounds like you have to routine down
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Old 24th Sep 2010, 10:43 AM   #15
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A zoo would be awesome. Free food and a comfy bed, with people there to take care of your every need.
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Old 24th Sep 2010, 10:46 AM   #16
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What kind of question this is? Seriously, what's next?

I can only imagine....
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Old 24th Sep 2010, 11:04 AM   #17
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What kind of question this is? Seriously, what's next?

I can only imagine....
"What kind of question this is" is the next question.
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The zoo! At least I can still get tv and possibly breeding programs.

Circus stinks too much of slavery on top of all the downsides of the zoo.

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Please do not be alarmed, we're about to engage the nozzle.

Please do not move whilst the nozzle is engaging.
Moving will disrubt calibration of the nozzle.

Please wait while we calibrate the nozzle.
Please do not not look away from the nozzle.

The nozzle is now calibrating.

The nozzle is still calibrating.

The nozzle has compleated calibration, thank you.
Genius!
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Old 24th Sep 2010, 03:33 PM   #19
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zoo. I'd be able to masturbate and jizz on the little aliens.
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Old 24th Sep 2010, 03:44 PM   #20
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In the zoo you can just sit around all day. In the circus you have to do stuff. So zoo it is.
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