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Old 5th Sep 2009, 09:23 PM   #1
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Dexter Molcuski, amateur pole vaulter and part-time moron, was a victim of boyish mischief when his friends told him the judges would award extra points for sitting on the pole instead of vaulting over it. “Anyone can vault over it, but it takes real skill to sit on the pole” they said. Dexter spent 6 hours in surgery having his testicles reattached.

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The pole did not deserve that.
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Did the judges award him victorious victories?
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Old 11th Sep 2009, 06:26 PM   #4
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they just handed him his balls
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