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10th May 2009, 03:35 PM
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BuFs #1 mom
Join Date: Oct. 31st, 2001
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Happy Mothers Day
I am not a mother, but I wish I was, perhaps someday. Happy mothers day to all of the true and wannabe mothers out there and on beyondunreal. Peace.
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10th May 2009, 03:51 PM
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Is it mothers day?
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10th May 2009, 03:57 PM
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BuFs #1 mom
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God I hope so, otherwise this thread is going to be really embarrassing for me.
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10th May 2009, 04:00 PM
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The Outcast God
Join Date: Mar. 1st, 2001
Location: Pacific Ocean somewhere
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Tool's most secret fantasy comes out. Giving birth.
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10th May 2009, 04:02 PM
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ambidextrous
Join Date: Mar. 19th, 2001
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i hope to **** it isn't today.
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10th May 2009, 04:03 PM
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Fool.
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Quote:
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10th May 2009, 04:08 PM
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It is some countries.
Not in Ireland though, thank god.
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"I love you to distraction, and even if you don't love me it doesn't matter, you will merely be my husband.
Please don't be afraid - I do not want to cause you any trouble, I want to be your domestic chattel, the very carpet you walk on... I want to love you to eternity, I want to rescue you from yourself." Last edited by M.A.D.X.W; 11th May 2009 at 08:54 AM. |
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10th May 2009, 04:14 PM
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ssssssssssss bugger!
Join Date: Nov. 12th, 2000
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10th May 2009, 04:39 PM
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ambidextrous
Join Date: Mar. 19th, 2001
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not here either. i asked our lass. only got worried cos me & the boy were in asda earlier & they were making a big thing about flowers. "no, it's in march" she said. phew. then she follows up with "shows how much those flowers and candles meant".
reckon i might have to crack one out myself tonight.
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10th May 2009, 05:17 PM
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Transcending to another level
Join Date: May. 3rd, 2001
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Yeah, March 22nd for us here in the UK but May 10th for USA.
Nearly had a bloody heart attack when I saw the thread title. Lruce |
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10th May 2009, 05:21 PM
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Anfractuous Aluminum
Join Date: Jul. 28th, 2001
Location: Long Island, NY
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I wish I was a mother too. I always wanted to have lactating boobs to play with and drink from.
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10th May 2009, 05:22 PM
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Join Date: Mar. 6th, 2004
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Happy mothers day!
My mother is probably in a ditch somewhere with her booze, smokes, and sticking needles in her. Sucks having a junky as a mom, who is pretty much a pan handelling street person. |
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10th May 2009, 05:24 PM
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Transcending to another level
Join Date: May. 3rd, 2001
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o_O
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10th May 2009, 05:48 PM
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Anfractuous Aluminum
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10th May 2009, 05:50 PM
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Has Balls Of Steel
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Tool you're a chick?
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10th May 2009, 06:09 PM
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BuFs #1 mom
Join Date: Oct. 31st, 2001
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Yeah
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10th May 2009, 06:13 PM
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10th May 2009, 06:14 PM
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A True American
Join Date: May. 25th, 1999
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I sent my Mom flowers, and was suppose to talk to her today, but she is nowhere to be found online.
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10th May 2009, 06:44 PM
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Fool.
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10th May 2009, 06:45 PM
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I did something m0tarded and now I have read only access! :(
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