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Old 10th May 2009, 03:35 PM   #1
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Happy Mothers Day

I am not a mother, but I wish I was, perhaps someday. Happy mothers day to all of the true and wannabe mothers out there and on beyondunreal. Peace.
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Old 10th May 2009, 03:51 PM   #2
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Is it mothers day?
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Old 10th May 2009, 03:57 PM   #3
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God I hope so, otherwise this thread is going to be really embarrassing for me.
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Old 10th May 2009, 04:00 PM   #4
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Tool's most secret fantasy comes out. Giving birth.
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Old 10th May 2009, 04:02 PM   #5
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i hope to **** it isn't today.
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Old 10th May 2009, 04:03 PM   #6
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Is it mothers day?




Nah...
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Old 10th May 2009, 04:08 PM   #7
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It is some countries.
Not in Ireland though, thank god.
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Old 10th May 2009, 04:14 PM   #8
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Old 10th May 2009, 04:39 PM   #9
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not here either. i asked our lass. only got worried cos me & the boy were in asda earlier & they were making a big thing about flowers. "no, it's in march" she said. phew. then she follows up with "shows how much those flowers and candles meant".

reckon i might have to crack one out myself tonight.
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Old 10th May 2009, 05:17 PM   #10
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Yeah, March 22nd for us here in the UK but May 10th for USA.
Nearly had a bloody heart attack when I saw the thread title.

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Old 10th May 2009, 05:21 PM   #11
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I wish I was a mother too. I always wanted to have lactating boobs to play with and drink from.
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Old 10th May 2009, 05:22 PM   #12
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Happy mothers day!

My mother is probably in a ditch somewhere with her booze, smokes, and sticking needles in her. Sucks having a junky as a mom, who is pretty much a pan handelling street person.
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Old 10th May 2009, 05:24 PM   #13
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Old 10th May 2009, 05:48 PM   #14
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Funniest mothers day video EVER.

http://www.nbc.com/Saturday_Night_Li...lover/1099491/
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Old 10th May 2009, 05:50 PM   #15
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Tool you're a chick?
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Old 10th May 2009, 06:09 PM   #16
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Old 10th May 2009, 06:13 PM   #17
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My mother is probably in a ditch somewhere with her booze, smokes, and sticking needles in her. Sucks having a junky as a mom, who is pretty much a pan handelling street person.
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Old 10th May 2009, 06:14 PM   #18
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I sent my Mom flowers, and was suppose to talk to her today, but she is nowhere to be found online.
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Old 10th May 2009, 06:44 PM   #19
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That means I am one too?
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Old 10th May 2009, 06:45 PM   #20
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my mom's a bitch, so is her daughter.
They can rot in hell for all I care.
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