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View Poll Results: What would you do in such case?? suspense!
Feed it 5 20.83%
Slay it with thy mighty impact hammeren! 2 8.33%
Ask him WUD DA HELL He's doing there... 1 4.17%
Bake him a nalicake! 4 16.67%
Ask him the recipe for a nalicow burger deluxe? 1 4.17%
Faint 1 4.17%
Maybe he's just looking for your cookbook for champions book... 0 0%
It's all in your mind! What skaarj? Where??? 2 8.33%
Hey, who took my freshly baked phobos spacecake? 0 0%
You're probably so drunk, you've chosen the wrong house... 8 33.33%
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Old 15th Aug 2008, 02:07 PM   #1
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There's a skaarj in the kitchen

There's a skaarj in the kitchen, what am I going to do ?
Oh oh oh yeah...





(Ok, I made that poll in a hurry.. ...)
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Old 15th Aug 2008, 04:10 PM   #2
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Is he just small or it's the kitchen that's enormous?
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Old 15th Aug 2008, 05:02 PM   #3
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Well, the "skaarj" is set to drawscale 25. So, it's quite big. Maybe I should've used 28 or 30 instead. Perhaps he would've reached the ceiling then.
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Well, the skaarj is set to drawscale 25. So, it's quite big. Maybe I should've used 28 or 30 instead. Perhaps he would've reached the ceiling then.
Hmm... With the Impact Hammer you could turn him into giant scary gibs.
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Old 15th Aug 2008, 05:05 PM   #5
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But I think he wants to learn how to cook. Properly. Where is the master cook when you need him ? Taught by Liandri's finest, skilled like no other. What a finesse, especially with the chainsaw.
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This guy could be of help.

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Old 15th Aug 2008, 05:13 PM   #7
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Now all they need is a pile of fresh tournament failures gibs

(Yeah, you heard right! You lose the match, you end up in the kitchen! Well, one of your cloned bodies does. Nevertheless...)
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Old 15th Aug 2008, 05:20 PM   #8
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Tell him to get back to work. Those dishes aren't going to wash themselves. >:0
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Old 15th Aug 2008, 05:40 PM   #9
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Nah, that's already taken care of. I got me one of those "beaten and broken" nali. Purchased at your local Liandri gadgets'n'stuff store.

Looks like mr. brute is about to slice and dice something really juicy and fat. How can our friend the not so experienced skaarj kitchen warrior be of any assistance?



Brute is somewhat ticked off. "Now why the hell did they give me a chainsaw of this size?"

It looks like it's up to our clumsy skaarj wannabe cook :/

The brute is also a bit shy (yeah,lame excuse I know! The map has ****y lighting ...)
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Old 15th Aug 2008, 05:44 PM   #10
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nice kitchen.
I believe this poll can be really answered only by :
a small animated gif (or a better definition version of it but 2 times the size in kb)
there was no other way
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Old 15th Aug 2008, 05:49 PM   #11
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Fitting reply, I suppose!
Thanks Fieldmedic, that really made me laugh =)

I'm thinking of turning this thread into a story. People could give suggestions, and I'd pick the craziest/most interesting one...see what happens.
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Old 15th Aug 2008, 06:39 PM   #12
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Laughing

Get out my Flak Cannon of course, cause my instinct will kick in from playing all those Unreal games...

And yes I do keep one in the kitchen! It's great for tenderzing meat.
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Old 15th Aug 2008, 07:51 PM   #13
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I'd ask him if he found the uber-hidden secret in DM-Peak.
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Old 16th Aug 2008, 02:37 AM   #14
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Invite the Head Chef you were talking about
He's quite in another dimension, RuneScape, near Varrock in the Cooking Guild

Despite the name, rarely actually cooks heads. But can do that for a hungry Skaarj.
Or even better, summon the Culinaromancer! A demented wizard that specializes in food spells!

He will cast a spell or two to prepare things. And will look at you like this.
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I'd take the Redeemer in November to destroy everyone. Free meat.
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Old 16th Aug 2008, 12:49 PM   #16
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Hey, who knows. Chef might drop by!

Unfortunately, mr. smith just came home from his typical Saturday pub/bar marathon...
And he's quite distressed at the sight of a fat brute and clumsy skaarj, standing over a faulty chainsaw and a smelly piece of cow meat. He shouts...

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ???

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Woah. How did you DrawScaled a bot? Set?
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I like the last option.
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Make peace. If not, you know, you have God's powers and can change their attitudes.
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Old 17th Aug 2008, 12:36 PM   #20
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Woah. How did you DrawScaled a bot? Set?
Bot? How do you mean?
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