There's a skaarj in the kitchen

NeoNite · 15th Aug 2008, 02:07 PM

There's a skaarj in the kitchen, what am I going to do ?
Oh oh oh yeah...

(Ok, I made that poll in a hurry..

...)

UBerserker · 15th Aug 2008, 04:10 PM

Is he just small or it's the kitchen that's enormous?

NeoNite · 15th Aug 2008, 05:02 PM

Well, the "skaarj" is set to drawscale 25. So, it's quite big. Maybe I should've used 28 or 30 instead. Perhaps he would've reached the ceiling then.

UBerserker · 15th Aug 2008, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NeoNite

Well, the skaarj is set to drawscale 25. So, it's quite big. Maybe I should've used 28 or 30 instead. Perhaps he would've reached the ceiling then.

Hmm... With the Impact Hammer you could turn him into giant scary gibs.

NeoNite · 15th Aug 2008, 05:05 PM

But I think he wants to learn how to cook. Properly. Where is the master cook when you need him ? Taught by Liandri's finest, skilled like no other. What a finesse, especially with the chainsaw.

UBerserker · 15th Aug 2008, 05:11 PM

This guy could be of help.

NeoNite · 15th Aug 2008, 05:13 PM

Now all they need is a pile of fresh tournament failures gibs

(Yeah, you heard right! You lose the match, you end up in the kitchen! Well, one of your cloned bodies does. Nevertheless...)

zynthetic · 15th Aug 2008, 05:20 PM

Tell him to get back to work. Those dishes aren't going to wash themselves. >:0

NeoNite · 15th Aug 2008, 05:40 PM

Nah, that's already taken care of. I got me one of those "beaten and broken" nali. Purchased at your local Liandri gadgets'n'stuff store.

Looks like mr. brute is about to slice and dice something really juicy and fat. How can our friend the not so experienced skaarj kitchen warrior be of any assistance?

Brute is somewhat ticked off. "Now why the hell did they give me a chainsaw of this size?"

It looks like it's up to our clumsy skaarj wannabe cook :/

The brute is also a bit shy (yeah,lame excuse I know! The map has ****y lighting

...)

FieldMedic · 15th Aug 2008, 05:44 PM

nice kitchen.
I believe this poll can be really answered only by :
a small animated gif (or a better definition version of it but 2 times the size in kb)
there was no other way

NeoNite · 15th Aug 2008, 05:49 PM

Fitting reply, I suppose!
Thanks Fieldmedic, that really made me laugh =)

I'm thinking of turning this thread into a story. People could give suggestions, and I'd pick the craziest/most interesting one...see what happens.

MrMaddog · 15th Aug 2008, 06:39 PM

Get out my Flak Cannon of course, cause my instinct will kick in from playing all those Unreal games...

And yes I do keep one in the kitchen! It's great for tenderzing meat.

Dark Pulse · 15th Aug 2008, 07:51 PM

I'd ask him if he found the uber-hidden secret in DM-Peak.

GreatEmerald · 16th Aug 2008, 02:37 AM

Invite the Head Chef you were talking about

He's quite in another dimension, RuneScape, near Varrock in the Cooking Guild

Despite the name, rarely actually cooks heads. But can do that for a hungry Skaarj.
Or even better, summon the Culinaromancer! A demented wizard that specializes in food spells!

He will cast a spell or two to prepare things. And will look at you like this.

UBerserker · 16th Aug 2008, 05:11 AM

I'd take the Redeemer in November to destroy everyone. Free meat.

NeoNite · 16th Aug 2008, 12:49 PM

Hey, who knows. Chef might drop by!

Unfortunately, mr. smith just came home from his typical Saturday pub/bar marathon...
And he's quite distressed at the sight of a fat brute and clumsy skaarj, standing over a faulty chainsaw and a smelly piece of cow meat. He shouts...

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ???

GreatEmerald · 16th Aug 2008, 02:51 PM

Woah. How did you DrawScaled a bot?

Set?

SkaarjMaster · 16th Aug 2008, 06:53 PM

I like the last option.

UBerserker · 17th Aug 2008, 04:53 AM

Make peace. If not, you know, you have God's powers and can change their attitudes.

NeoNite · 17th Aug 2008, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GreatEmerald

Woah. How did you DrawScaled a bot?

Set?

Bot? How do you mean?

View Poll Results: What would you do in such case?? suspense!
Feed it	5	20.83%
Slay it with thy mighty impact hammeren!	2	8.33%
Ask him WUD DA HELL He's doing there...	1	4.17%
Bake him a nalicake!	4	16.67%
Ask him the recipe for a nalicow burger deluxe?	1	4.17%
Faint	1	4.17%
Maybe he's just looking for your cookbook for champions book...	0	0%
It's all in your mind! What skaarj? Where???	2	8.33%
Hey, who took my freshly baked phobos spacecake?	0	0%
You're probably so drunk, you've chosen the wrong house...	8	33.33%
Voters: 24. You may not vote on this poll

15th Aug 2008, 02:07 PM	#1
NeoNite Edge of forever Join Date: Dec. 10th, 2000 Location: in a stream of stars Posts: 18,540	There's a skaarj in the kitchen There's a skaarj in the kitchen, what am I going to do ? Oh oh oh yeah... (Ok, I made that poll in a hurry.. ...) __________________ Last edited by NeoNite; 15th Aug 2008 at 02:15 PM.

15th Aug 2008, 05:02 PM	#3
NeoNite Edge of forever Join Date: Dec. 10th, 2000 Location: in a stream of stars Posts: 18,540	Well, the "skaarj" is set to drawscale 25. So, it's quite big. Maybe I should've used 28 or 30 instead. Perhaps he would've reached the ceiling then. __________________ Last edited by NeoNite; 16th Aug 2008 at 02:53 PM. Reason: Forgot something essential...

15th Aug 2008, 05:05 PM	#5
NeoNite Edge of forever Join Date: Dec. 10th, 2000 Location: in a stream of stars Posts: 18,540	But I think he wants to learn how to cook. Properly. Where is the master cook when you need him ? Taught by Liandri's finest, skilled like no other. What a finesse, especially with the chainsaw. __________________

15th Aug 2008, 05:13 PM	#7
NeoNite Edge of forever Join Date: Dec. 10th, 2000 Location: in a stream of stars Posts: 18,540	Now all they need is a pile of fresh tournament failures gibs (Yeah, you heard right! You lose the match, you end up in the kitchen! Well, one of your cloned bodies does. Nevertheless...) __________________ Last edited by NeoNite; 29th Apr 2012 at 04:11 PM. Reason: nalikangaroohamburgers!

15th Aug 2008, 05:20 PM	#8
zynthetic robot! Join Date: Aug. 12th, 2001 Posts: 2,932	Tell him to get back to work. Those dishes aren't going to wash themselves. >:0 __________________

15th Aug 2008, 05:40 PM	#9
NeoNite Edge of forever Join Date: Dec. 10th, 2000 Location: in a stream of stars Posts: 18,540	Nah, that's already taken care of. I got me one of those "beaten and broken" nali. Purchased at your local Liandri gadgets'n'stuff store. Looks like mr. brute is about to slice and dice something really juicy and fat. How can our friend the not so experienced skaarj kitchen warrior be of any assistance? Brute is somewhat ticked off. "Now why the hell did they give me a chainsaw of this size?" It looks like it's up to our clumsy skaarj wannabe cook :/ The brute is also a bit shy (yeah,lame excuse I know! The map has ***y lighting ...) __________________ Last edited by NeoNite; 29th Apr 2012 at 04:12 PM. Reason: nalicowhorsedishes*

15th Aug 2008, 05:44 PM	#10
FieldMedic Less good UT Player ever Join Date: Aug. 30th, 2001 Posts: 1,133	nice kitchen. I believe this poll can be really answered only by : a small animated gif (or a better definition version of it but 2 times the size in kb) there was no other way __________________ Infiltration2.9 UT Mods/Mutators/Tools You are invited to visit the UT forum

15th Aug 2008, 05:49 PM	#11
NeoNite Edge of forever Join Date: Dec. 10th, 2000 Location: in a stream of stars Posts: 18,540	Fitting reply, I suppose! Thanks Fieldmedic, that really made me laugh =) I'm thinking of turning this thread into a story. People could give suggestions, and I'd pick the craziest/most interesting one...see what happens. __________________

15th Aug 2008, 06:39 PM	#12
MrMaddog Flak Monkey Join Date: Jul. 13th, 2002 Location: Parts Unknown Posts: 539	Get out my Flak Cannon of course, cause my instinct will kick in from playing all those Unreal games... And yes I do keep one in the kitchen! It's great for tenderzing meat.

15th Aug 2008, 07:51 PM	#13
Dark Pulse Dolla, Dolla. Holla, Holla. Join Date: Sep. 12th, 2004 Location: Buffalo, NY, USA Posts: 6,181	I'd ask him if he found the uber-hidden secret in DM-Peak. __________________

16th Aug 2008, 02:37 AM	#14
GreatEmerald Khnumhotep Join Date: Jan. 20th, 2008 Location: Lithuania Posts: 4,017	Invite the Head Chef you were talking about He's quite in another dimension, RuneScape, near Varrock in the Cooking Guild Despite the name, rarely actually cooks heads. But can do that for a hungry Skaarj. Or even better, summon the Culinaromancer! A demented wizard that specializes in food spells! He will cast a spell or two to prepare things. And will look at you like this. __________________ GreatEmerald's Domain (my website)

16th Aug 2008, 12:49 PM	#16
NeoNite Edge of forever Join Date: Dec. 10th, 2000 Location: in a stream of stars Posts: 18,540	Hey, who knows. Chef might drop by! Unfortunately, mr. smith just came home from his typical Saturday pub/bar marathon... And he's quite distressed at the sight of a fat brute and clumsy skaarj, standing over a faulty chainsaw and a smelly piece of cow meat. He shouts... WHO THE HELL ARE YOU ??? __________________ Last edited by NeoNite; 16th Aug 2008 at 12:56 PM.

16th Aug 2008, 02:51 PM	#17
GreatEmerald Khnumhotep Join Date: Jan. 20th, 2008 Location: Lithuania Posts: 4,017	Woah. How did you DrawScaled a bot? Set? __________________ GreatEmerald's Domain (my website)

16th Aug 2008, 06:53 PM	#18
SkaarjMaster enemy of time Join Date: Sep. 1st, 2000 Location: Tampa, FL Posts: 4,357	I like the last option. __________________ Insite Reviews: right here in the web archive

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