This is when things really start to degenerate.

Boom · 6th Jun 2000, 12:29 AM

Our resident computer illiterate (yours truly) has just figured out the raw keybinds in advanced preferences. =P

You will soon be annoyed by me shouting out the most ridiculous things in game, with the simple press of a key.

This is what I got so far, and its only gonna get worse

"I am the Apple and the Potato!"
"WAnk Poops Too Much!"
"Yeah? You and what army?"
"Ow, you shot me in my happy parts!"
"This is a raw keybind

"
"Pull my finger"
"Good game, I'm sweating like a whore in church!"
"Hooray for boobies!"
"Quit looking at my *** !"

and for people who like to shout out "Boom!" in the game...

"That's my name, don't wear it out!"

I'll use them sparingly (I don't want to get banned from every server out there), but it won't be easy

Of course, my clanmates recognize these apparently goofy phrases as commands in super secret ]LoL[ code.

------------------
ShaBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadada, ShaBoom, Shaboom....
]LoL[Boom|PuF

jenny? · 6th Jun 2000, 01:34 AM

hahahaha, nice job boom! be annoying and be proud.

some of my old keybinds (keep in mind at this point i literally had NO useful team binds):

you and me baby, ain't nothin' but mammals.. so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel!

jenny 0wnz j00!!!

what, can't handle getting beat on by a girl?

bend over so i can make this @ss kicking quicker!

got nipple?

prepare for castration!

F*CK BELLATLANTIC!!!

Smooth move Ex-Lax!!!

Come and get me little boy!

uh.. right. can't remember the rest

The_Other_Girl[NWA]

6th Jun 2000, 01:43 AM

LOL. I love the "Wank Poops Too Much!".

AKA Ruffrider
"My House!"
In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them

"
Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

Currently Available for recruiting.

*Morety* · 6th Jun 2000, 02:10 AM

"I'll use them sparingly (I don't want to get banned from every server out there)"

Don't go feeding us this line of sh!t Boom. I played one and a half games with you last night and have them all memorized already.

A monster has been created. LMAO.

Funniest taunt imo to date? FatherJack "I've seen choirboys fight back harder than you!"

Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

WAnk · 6th Jun 2000, 02:38 AM

holy shnikes!!! boom is too much for me, i just cant keep up!

if i can come up with anything as cool as boom to bind, i will do it, otherwise i will stay with "got it!"

boom, i have said it before, and i will say it again, you rule man!!!!!

ummmm WAnk??

Mr.Smallberries · 6th Jun 2000, 02:58 AM

It's true, Boom is the resident LoL bind whore now.

You have to understand the extreme psychological advantage that comes from blasting "Wank poops too much!" at your unsuspecting enemies. That's tactical gold, baby!

]LoL[MrSmallberries|PuF - It's not the size of the berries that counts, right guys? Guys? Hello?

6th Jun 2000, 02:58 AM

Make a key binding for me boom.

AKA Ruffrider
"My House!"
In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them

"
Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK"
LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!"

Currently Available for recruiting.

trinity · 6th Jun 2000, 03:04 AM

ROGER THAT! Boom you are the MAN!!!!

kamikaze9 · 6th Jun 2000, 03:26 AM

LmAo, I especially like "I am the apple and the potato!"

Loibisch · 6th Jun 2000, 08:06 AM

Should be "I am the apple and the orange", shouldn't it be?

Loibisch

These binds are nuts, good job

6th Jun 2000, 09:20 AM

Happy parts?

Yeehaw!

I love them whores, they never judge you... What can you say when you're a whore? - P. Farrell

Boom · 6th Jun 2000, 10:58 AM

You guys rule!!!

I thought you were gonna just roll your eyes at me and slap me upside the head

I love Jennys' keybinds too, but I would have to actually win to say stuff like that

ShaBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadada, ShaBoom, Shaboom....
]LoL[Boom|PuF

jenny? · 6th Jun 2000, 12:58 PM

nononono boom you have it all wrong, the only time i'd spam the taunts was when i was losing badly. i rarely taunt when i'm actually winning.. i think it's a lot funnier to spam about @ss-kickings when you're the one receiving them.

The_Other_Girl[NWA]

Morrada · 6th Jun 2000, 01:56 PM

To damn funny! "I'am the apple and the potato". I would steal it if so many people didnt read this forum!

It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it!

[BUF]Diving_Mullah · 6th Jun 2000, 03:03 PM

Hey wait a minute!

I have one line and one line only and that's

"BOOOM!". Don't take that away from me!

mullah

Kick Hard and Blow Bubbles! [:]O

[MUTTS]ImagoX · 6th Jun 2000, 06:03 PM

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... (gasp!)...

Oh, stop, stop... my co-workers are all prarie-dogging over my cube wall, wondering why I'm laughing and turning all purple...

"I am the Apple and the Potato..." bwahahahahahahahahahahaa.....

-ImagoX
(Who obviously is WAY too easily amused...)

"I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking that the state-appointed psychiatrist is our 'friend'."
-Jack Handey

Boom · 6th Jun 2000, 09:50 PM

Yayyyy, this is so much fun.

Jenny, those keybinds are so much funnier now

It just didn't occur to me that you may not have always been so good

Oh man, those games were so much fun last night. We were on a fatboy server, so Mr.Smallberries got huge. I was shouting "FATBERRIES" whenever he would kill me. I was thinking about this at work and couldn't stop snickering. I had to explain the whole thing to my secretary (who thinks I weird enough anyway).

The one that really cracks me up is "This is a raw keybind!

" What a great battlecry that is.

I need to add some more that I thought of today, I'm gonna steal Jenny's idea of saying stuff when I'm getting creamed, like...

"Give up yet?"
"Bah, is that all you got

"
and....
"Witness My Perplexion!"

ShaBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadada, ShaBoom, Shaboom....
]LoL[Boom|PuF

*hal* · 7th Jun 2000, 01:47 AM

lol, "Witness my perplexion!"...followed by that tin-can wheeze that Xan models give when you kill them.

lol

that's funny Boom!

Visit the PuF Home Page. hal{PuF}

hal{PuF}

Boom · 7th Jun 2000, 02:38 AM

/me gets wasted off half a beer and wobbles around Morpheus, giggling and shouting "Weeeeee".

/me falls off the towers and lands on a soft PuFfy cloud to sleep it off.

ShaBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadada, ShaBoom, Shaboom....
]LoL[Boom|PuF

*Morety* · 7th Jun 2000, 02:52 AM

This is too funny!!! I'm lol here, and had the assistants looking at me with wft? face.

]LoL[Morety|PuF

Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

6th Jun 2000, 01:43 AM	#3
[F-U]Ruffrider Guest Posts: n/a	LOL. I love the "Wank Poops Too Much!". AKA Ruffrider "My House!" In the words of Boom... "Boom!" LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them" Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK" LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!" Currently Available for recruiting.

6th Jun 2000, 02:58 AM	#7
[F-U]Ruffrider Guest Posts: n/a	Make a key binding for me boom. AKA Ruffrider "My House!" In the words of Boom... "Boom!" LordKhaine "Wonders why all the PuF women seem to hate him, even though hes never insulted any of them" Ruffrider "They are afraid of your big penis LK" LordKhaine "ROFLMAO!" Currently Available for recruiting.

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6th Jun 2000, 12:29 AM	#1
Boom Rumpshaking Moderator Join Date: Mar. 28th, 2000 Posts: 4,200	Our resident computer illiterate (yours truly) has just figured out the raw keybinds in advanced preferences. =P You will soon be annoyed by me shouting out the most ridiculous things in game, with the simple press of a key. This is what I got so far, and its only gonna get worse "I am the Apple and the Potato!" "WAnk Poops Too Much!" "Yeah? You and what army?" "Ow, you shot me in my happy parts!" "This is a raw keybind " "Pull my finger" "Good game, I'm sweating like a whore in church!" "Hooray for boobies!" "Quit looking at my *** !" and for people who like to shout out "Boom!" in the game... "That's my name, don't wear it out!" I'll use them sparingly (I don't want to get banned from every server out there), but it won't be easy Of course, my clanmates recognize these apparently goofy phrases as commands in super secret ]LoL[ code. ------------------ ShaBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadada, ShaBoom, Shaboom.... ]LoL[Boom\|PuF

6th Jun 2000, 01:34 AM	#2
jenny? i am teh Join Date: Feb. 2nd, 2000 Location: massholia Posts: 1,957	hahahaha, nice job boom! be annoying and be proud. some of my old keybinds (keep in mind at this point i literally had NO useful team binds): you and me baby, ain't nothin' but mammals.. so let's do it like they do on the discovery channel! jenny 0wnz j00!!! what, can't handle getting beat on by a girl? bend over so i can make this @ss kicking quicker! got nipple? prepare for castration! F*CK BELLATLANTIC!!! Smooth move Ex-Lax!!! Come and get me little boy! uh.. right. can't remember the rest The_Other_Girl[NWA]

6th Jun 2000, 02:10 AM	#4
Morety The Farterator Join Date: Feb. 23rd, 2000 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,220	"I'll use them sparingly (I don't want to get banned from every server out there)" Don't go feeding us this line of sh!t Boom. I played one and a half games with you last night and have them all memorized already. A monster has been created. LMAO. Funniest taunt imo to date? FatherJack "I've seen choirboys fight back harder than you!" Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.

6th Jun 2000, 02:38 AM	#5
WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk?? Join Date: Mar. 17th, 2000 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,307	holy shnikes!!! boom is too much for me, i just cant keep up! if i can come up with anything as cool as boom to bind, i will do it, otherwise i will stay with "got it!" boom, i have said it before, and i will say it again, you rule man!!!!! ummmm WAnk??

6th Jun 2000, 02:58 AM	#6
Mr.Smallberries Registered User Join Date: Mar. 22nd, 2000 Location: Seattle. Happy now, Bangin? Posts: 422	It's true, Boom is the resident LoL bind whore now. You have to understand the extreme psychological advantage that comes from blasting "Wank poops too much!" at your unsuspecting enemies. That's tactical gold, baby! ]LoL[MrSmallberries\|PuF - It's not the size of the berries that counts, right guys? Guys? Hello?

6th Jun 2000, 03:04 AM	#8
trinity Noli me tangere Join Date: Jan. 3rd, 2000 Location: Southern California Posts: 383	ROGER THAT! Boom you are the MAN!!!!

6th Jun 2000, 03:26 AM	#9
kamikaze9 Registered User Join Date: Apr. 29th, 2000 Posts: 1,704	LmAo, I especially like "I am the apple and the potato!"

6th Jun 2000, 08:06 AM	#10
Loibisch The Odd Member Join Date: Jan. 3rd, 2000 Location: Germany Posts: 2,199	Should be "I am the apple and the orange", shouldn't it be? Loibisch These binds are nuts, good job

6th Jun 2000, 09:20 AM	#11
el Gato\|PuF Guest Posts: n/a	Happy parts? Yeehaw! I love them whores, they never judge you... What can you say when you're a whore? - P. Farrell

6th Jun 2000, 10:58 AM	#12
Boom Rumpshaking Moderator Join Date: Mar. 28th, 2000 Posts: 4,200	You guys rule!!! I thought you were gonna just roll your eyes at me and slap me upside the head I love Jennys' keybinds too, but I would have to actually win to say stuff like that ShaBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadada, ShaBoom, Shaboom.... ]LoL[Boom\|PuF

6th Jun 2000, 12:58 PM	#13
jenny? i am teh Join Date: Feb. 2nd, 2000 Location: massholia Posts: 1,957	nononono boom you have it all wrong, the only time i'd spam the taunts was when i was losing badly. i rarely taunt when i'm actually winning.. i think it's a lot funnier to spam about @ss-kickings when you're the one receiving them. The_Other_Girl[NWA]

6th Jun 2000, 01:56 PM	#14
Morrada Registered User Join Date: May. 26th, 2000 Posts: 22	To damn funny! "I'am the apple and the potato". I would steal it if so many people didnt read this forum! It's a small world but I wouldn't want to paint it!

6th Jun 2000, 03:03 PM	#15
[BUF]Diving_Mullah Masterful Join Date: Feb. 1st, 2000 Location: Underwater, CA, USA Posts: 556	Hey wait a minute! I have one line and one line only and that's "BOOOM!". Don't take that away from me! mullah Kick Hard and Blow Bubbles! [:]O

6th Jun 2000, 06:03 PM	#16
[MUTTS]ImagoX M.I.A. Join Date: Mar. 13th, 2000 Location: Columbus, Ohio USA Posts: 158	Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah... (gasp!)... Oh, stop, stop... my co-workers are all prarie-dogging over my cube wall, wondering why I'm laughing and turning all purple... "I am the Apple and the Potato..." bwahahahahahahahahahahaa..... -ImagoX (Who obviously is WAY too easily amused...) "I think the mistake a lot of us make is thinking that the state-appointed psychiatrist is our 'friend'." -Jack Handey

6th Jun 2000, 09:50 PM	#17
Boom Rumpshaking Moderator Join Date: Mar. 28th, 2000 Posts: 4,200	Yayyyy, this is so much fun. Jenny, those keybinds are so much funnier now It just didn't occur to me that you may not have always been so good Oh man, those games were so much fun last night. We were on a fatboy server, so Mr.Smallberries got huge. I was shouting "FATBERRIES" whenever he would kill me. I was thinking about this at work and couldn't stop snickering. I had to explain the whole thing to my secretary (who thinks I weird enough anyway). The one that really cracks me up is "This is a raw keybind! " What a great battlecry that is. I need to add some more that I thought of today, I'm gonna steal Jenny's idea of saying stuff when I'm getting creamed, like... "Give up yet?" "Bah, is that all you got " and.... "Witness My Perplexion!" ShaBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadada, ShaBoom, Shaboom.... ]LoL[Boom\|PuF

7th Jun 2000, 01:47 AM	#18
hal Dictator Join Date: Nov. 24th, 1998 Location: -------> Posts: 21,340	lol, "Witness my perplexion!"...followed by that tin-can wheeze that Xan models give when you kill them. lol that's funny Boom! Visit the PuF Home Page. hal{PuF} hal{PuF}

7th Jun 2000, 02:38 AM	#19
Boom Rumpshaking Moderator Join Date: Mar. 28th, 2000 Posts: 4,200	/me gets wasted off half a beer and wobbles around Morpheus, giggling and shouting "Weeeeee". /me falls off the towers and lands on a soft PuFfy cloud to sleep it off. ShaBoom, ShaBoom, Yadadadadadadadadadada, ShaBoom, Shaboom.... ]LoL[Boom\|PuF

7th Jun 2000, 02:52 AM	#20
Morety The Farterator Join Date: Feb. 23rd, 2000 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,220	This is too funny!!! I'm lol here, and had the assistants looking at me with wft? face. ]LoL[Morety\|PuF Because hey, if it weren't for Llamas? I wouldn't seem like such a great guy.