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Old 29th Jul 2012, 01:12 PM   #9861
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Old 29th Jul 2012, 03:48 PM   #9862
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seriously Japan.

what the ****.
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Old 29th Jul 2012, 04:10 PM   #9863
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Old 30th Jul 2012, 05:48 AM   #9864
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Old 30th Jul 2012, 10:18 AM   #9865
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Old 30th Jul 2012, 10:47 AM   #9866
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As if doorknobs weren't disgusting enough without the 9gag logo.
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Old 30th Jul 2012, 12:07 PM   #9867
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Woah man, that's some harddoor stuff.
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Old 30th Jul 2012, 12:20 PM   #9868
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Old 2nd Aug 2012, 09:17 PM   #9869
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Old 2nd Aug 2012, 09:18 PM   #9870
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 05:06 PM   #9871
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I just texted that to one of my Jewish friends.
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 05:13 PM   #9872
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How Olympic divers look when you capture them up close and personal:































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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 06:08 PM   #9873
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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 06:32 PM   #9874
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yay for Olympic humor.











and then there's this "detailed" picture of beach volleyball.
yes... detailed...

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Old 3rd Aug 2012, 06:51 PM   #9875
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Old 4th Aug 2012, 02:49 AM   #9876
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Exclamation If there's one thing we know, it's that. And tea. And queuing.

During the Olympic preparations, that side of things is just about the only thing we were pretty sure we'd get right
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Old 4th Aug 2012, 03:02 AM   #9877
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I say bollocks.
a lot of this gossip about Olympic sex is hearsay.

sure, the IOC hands out lots of condoms. so do college campuses.
and sure, a lot of the younger and/or single athletes are gonna' hook up.

but most Olympians are actually married and even have children.
their spouses/partners come with them to the games. I'm willing to bet that the majority of condoms are used between couples. I think the idea of the Olympic village being one gigantic orgy that can happen anywhere at any time is a little embellished. like when Hope Solo was talking about people getting it on between buildings in the grass, right out in the open.

obviously there's some freaky **** going on somewhere.
but I doubt it's anywhere near as freaky or rampant as articles like that try to make it sound.
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Old 4th Aug 2012, 04:13 AM   #9878
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2. Olympic officials had to hide the hookers.
While prostitution is legal in Britain, in the past 18 months some 80 brothels have been closed and outlawed.
Since when has prostitution been legal here?
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Old 4th Aug 2012, 06:39 AM   #9879
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Old 4th Aug 2012, 09:53 AM   #9880
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