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Old 13th Feb 2006, 07:39 PM   #1
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Vice president Cheney goes berserk

goes on a killing spree

ďRanch owner Katharine Armstrong told The Associated Press that Cheney was using a 28-gauge shotgun, and Whittington was about 30 yards away when struck.Ē

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/n...gaccident.html
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Old 13th Feb 2006, 08:22 PM   #2
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Ok, I'm switching parties! Take away all guns! Socialize medicine! Where do I line up to get toilet paper?!?!??!!
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Old 13th Feb 2006, 09:10 PM   #3
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The important questions raised by this hunting accident are:

1) *Are* lawyers in season right now?
2) Was the lawyer at least a 4-point?
3) Was Cheney within his permit limit?
4) Was the Cheney aide misquoted about the lawyer's hunting suit having a target on the back, or that he'd bought it at Target a while back?
5) Will Disney adapt this into a cartoon about a baby lawyer having to adjust to living in the wild without his parent?
6) Is this what you should expect if you don't contribute enough to a political reelection fund in the future?
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Old 13th Feb 2006, 10:03 PM   #4
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Old 13th Feb 2006, 11:46 PM   #5
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he's a super villain

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Old 14th Feb 2006, 01:09 AM   #6
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Old 14th Feb 2006, 04:54 AM   #7
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Where do I line up to get toilet paper?!?!??!!
You're not getting any, so don't bother. Don't you have a book full of soft paper?
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Old 14th Feb 2006, 05:13 AM   #8
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i shot the lawyer.
but i did not shoot the president

i shot the lawyer.
but i swear he is a democrat
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Old 14th Feb 2006, 10:28 AM   #9
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Old 14th Feb 2006, 12:40 PM   #10
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Armstrong, who comes from a prominent and active Republican family, said Cheney is a longtime friend and ďa very safe sportsman.Ē

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Old 14th Feb 2006, 12:47 PM   #11
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That makes you wonder if this was no accident.
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Old 14th Feb 2006, 02:59 PM   #12
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Old 14th Feb 2006, 04:22 PM   #13
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There must be a grassy knoll involved.
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Old 14th Feb 2006, 04:25 PM   #14
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Old 14th Feb 2006, 07:52 PM   #15
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Prolly thought it was Dan Quail...
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I guess we need to start regulating old guys that have bird shot. 5 day waiting period to buy bird shot! Background checks! Anal exams! A notarized affidavit that says you promise NEVER to shoot other old guys!!
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Old 14th Feb 2006, 11:27 PM   #17
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Old 14th Feb 2006, 11:38 PM   #18
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i shot the lawyer.
but i did not shoot the president

i shot the lawyer.
but i swear he is a democrat
lol

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still lol'ing hehehe......................

Your best post yet.
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Old 15th Feb 2006, 09:48 AM   #19
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I guess we need to start regulating old guys that have bird shot. 5 day waiting period to buy bird shot! Background checks! Anal exams! A notarized affidavit that says you promise NEVER to shoot other old guys!!
Meh, hunting accidents happen.

I want to klnow though: Did Whittington and the other hunter experience Shock and Awe?
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There's always a 14 hour waiting period for government officials before being interviewed by local police, something about the time needed for blood alcohol content to drop below legal levels.
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