Vice president Cheney goes berserk

QUALTHWAR · 13th Feb 2006, 07:39 PM

goes on a killing spree

“Ranch owner Katharine Armstrong told The Associated Press that Cheney was using a 28-gauge shotgun, and Whittington was about 30 yards away when struck.”

http://www.signonsandiego.com/news/n...gaccident.html

Cat Fuzz · 13th Feb 2006, 08:22 PM

Ok, I'm switching parties! Take away all guns! Socialize medicine! Where do I line up to get toilet paper?!?!??!!

Nachimir · 13th Feb 2006, 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boing Boing Dot Net

The important questions raised by this hunting accident are:

1) *Are* lawyers in season right now?
2) Was the lawyer at least a 4-point?
3) Was Cheney within his permit limit?
4) Was the Cheney aide misquoted about the lawyer's hunting suit having a target on the back, or that he'd bought it at Target a while back?
5) Will Disney adapt this into a cartoon about a baby lawyer having to adjust to living in the wild without his parent?
6) Is this what you should expect if you don't contribute enough to a political reelection fund in the future?

QUALTHWAR · 13th Feb 2006, 10:03 PM

he's a super villain

Cat Fuzz · 13th Feb 2006, 11:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by QUALTHWAR

he's a super villain

WITH DEVAL HORNS TOOOO!!

ReD_Fist · 14th Feb 2006, 01:09 AM

He plays UT.

Zarkazm · 14th Feb 2006, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cat Fuzz

Where do I line up to get toilet paper?!?!??!!

You're not getting any, so don't bother. Don't you have a book full of soft paper?

GoAt · 14th Feb 2006, 05:13 AM

i shot the lawyer.
but i did not shoot the president

i shot the lawyer.
but i swear he is a democrat

Zarkazm · 14th Feb 2006, 10:28 AM

Haha!

oosyxxx · 14th Feb 2006, 12:40 PM

Armstrong, who comes from a prominent and active Republican family, said Cheney is a longtime friend and “a very safe sportsman.”

Apparently!

QUALTHWAR · 14th Feb 2006, 12:47 PM

That makes you wonder if this was no accident.

MassChAoS · 14th Feb 2006, 02:59 PM

Conspiracy.

QUALTHWAR · 14th Feb 2006, 04:22 PM

There must be a grassy knoll involved.

QUALTHWAR · 14th Feb 2006, 04:25 PM

birdshot now moved to heart

http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/...ney/index.html

Twrecks · 14th Feb 2006, 07:52 PM

Prolly thought it was Dan Quail...

Cat Fuzz · 14th Feb 2006, 08:16 PM

I guess we need to start regulating old guys that have bird shot. 5 day waiting period to buy bird shot! Background checks! Anal exams! A notarized affidavit that says you promise NEVER to shoot other old guys!!

GoldenMouse · 14th Feb 2006, 11:27 PM

Old women still ok?

ReD_Fist · 14th Feb 2006, 11:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoAt

i shot the lawyer.
but i did not shoot the president

i shot the lawyer.
but i swear he is a democrat

lol

add

still lol'ing hehehe......................

Your best post yet.

Nachimir · 15th Feb 2006, 09:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cat Fuzz

I guess we need to start regulating old guys that have bird shot. 5 day waiting period to buy bird shot! Background checks! Anal exams! A notarized affidavit that says you promise NEVER to shoot other old guys!!

Meh, hunting accidents happen.

I want to klnow though: Did Whittington and the other hunter experience Shock and Awe?

Twrecks · 15th Feb 2006, 11:09 AM

There's always a 14 hour waiting period for government officials before being interviewed by local police, something about the time needed for blood alcohol content to drop below legal levels.

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Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r! Join Date: Nov. 3rd, 2001 Location: Apple Maggot Quarentine Area Posts: 3,916	Ok, I'm switching parties! Take away all guns! Socialize medicine! Where do I line up to get toilet paper?!?!??!! __________________ http://www.mrc.org/ Liberalism should be banned. Jesus pwnz I kid proofed the whole house but they still get in! I'm mentioning oosyxxx here as a thank you for mentioning me in his sig. I DO feel better.

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GoAt Never wrong Join Date: Nov. 3rd, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 1,434	i shot the lawyer. but i did not shoot the president i shot the lawyer. but i swear he is a democrat __________________ UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, START. i am now uber

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oosyxxx teh3vilspa7ula Join Date: Jan. 4th, 2000 Posts: 3,008	Armstrong, who comes from a prominent and active Republican family, said Cheney is a longtime friend and “a very safe sportsman.” Apparently!

14th Feb 2006, 12:47 PM	#11
QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon. Join Date: Apr. 9th, 2000 Location: Nali City, Florida Posts: 6,319	That makes you wonder if this was no accident. __________________ Qualthwar: "Friends don't let friends map drunk." Homer: "Marge, I’m pulling an all-nighter for my little girl. Put on a pot of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers." A quitter never wins, and don’t trust whitey. Qualthwar.com -Best viewed in 1024X768, or perhaps not at all.

14th Feb 2006, 02:59 PM	#12
MassChAoS echo "NaliCity"; Join Date: May. 23rd, 2002 Posts: 1,176	Conspiracy. __________________ The future is coming... Coming soon to a Nali City near you.

14th Feb 2006, 04:22 PM	#13
QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon. Join Date: Apr. 9th, 2000 Location: Nali City, Florida Posts: 6,319	There must be a grassy knoll involved. __________________ Qualthwar: "Friends don't let friends map drunk." Homer: "Marge, I’m pulling an all-nighter for my little girl. Put on a pot of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers." A quitter never wins, and don’t trust whitey. Qualthwar.com -Best viewed in 1024X768, or perhaps not at all.

14th Feb 2006, 04:25 PM	#14
QUALTHWAR Baitshop opening soon. Join Date: Apr. 9th, 2000 Location: Nali City, Florida Posts: 6,319	birdshot now moved to heart http://www.cnn.com/2006/POLITICS/02/...ney/index.html __________________ Qualthwar: "Friends don't let friends map drunk." Homer: "Marge, I’m pulling an all-nighter for my little girl. Put on a pot of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers." A quitter never wins, and don’t trust whitey. Qualthwar.com -Best viewed in 1024X768, or perhaps not at all.

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14th Feb 2006, 08:16 PM	#16
Cat Fuzz Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r! Join Date: Nov. 3rd, 2001 Location: Apple Maggot Quarentine Area Posts: 3,916	I guess we need to start regulating old guys that have bird shot. 5 day waiting period to buy bird shot! Background checks! Anal exams! A notarized affidavit that says you promise NEVER to shoot other old guys!! __________________ http://www.mrc.org/ Liberalism should be banned. Jesus pwnz I kid proofed the whole house but they still get in! I'm mentioning oosyxxx here as a thank you for mentioning me in his sig. I DO feel better.

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GoldenMouse Mad Hatter Join Date: Nov. 14th, 2001 Location: Backwoods Ohio Posts: 2,011	Old women still ok?

15th Feb 2006, 11:09 AM	#20
Twrecks Spectacularly Lucky Join Date: Mar. 6th, 2000 Location: In Luxury Posts: 2,601	There's always a 14 hour waiting period for government officials before being interviewed by local police, something about the time needed for blood alcohol content to drop below legal levels. __________________ If you're not having fun, you shouldn't be doing it.

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