Clan [Boom]

Boom · 14th May 2000, 04:24 PM

I am announcing the formation of Clan [Boom]. I will enter official clan matches as [Boom]Boom|PuF. As you know, there are clans that specialize in CTF, clans that specialize in Assault, etc. Clan [Boom] is the first, and only, clan to specialize in 1on1 matches. As such, clan [Boom] is the default world champion clan for 1on1 DM, 1on1 CTF, 1on1 Assault, etc.

It is true that in individual 1on1, I have been defeated by Cobra, Ruffrider, Sgt_Sin, Blender, Blow_Smoke, and others. It may even be true that I have yet to win a single 1on1 match.

However, none of those matches were official clan matches. Clan [Boom] has never lost a match.

Clan [Boom] reigns supreme in the 1on1 UT world. HA HA HA! Boooooooooom! MUAHAHAHA!

I may hold tryouts for membership in clan [Boom]. However, as a 1on1 clan I really dont need anyone else, so odds are if I can even get a single frag off you, you will not be given clan membership.

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Clan [Boom]
The undisputed, undefeated, world champion, 1on1, UT clan.
[Boom]Boom|PuF

Rooster · 14th May 2000, 05:07 PM

Enjoy it while you can.

PuF|Hertston · 14th May 2000, 05:22 PM

Sad. Very sad.

PuFs in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace........go 707th !!

[This message has been edited by PuF|Hertston (edited 05-14-2000).]

14th May 2000, 05:28 PM

I have now formed the [Ci] 1vs1 clan division starring me and only me and challenge you to a "official" match.

AKA [Ci]Ruffrider
"My House!"
In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

OshadowO · 14th May 2000, 05:33 PM

lol Boom too funny btw if you want a 1 vs 1 match this upcoming weekend you have a challenger.

0shadow0
Mum's the word dumbs my motto
Suicidal Maniac and damn proud of it!!
My opinions are never humble, they're simply mine!
http://members.tripod.com/~fazal_k

The_Ruiner · 14th May 2000, 05:44 PM

Yah.. I am dah Ruinah of {RuIneD}.. And I crush you girly-man!! Prepare to be ruined!!- R

"PuF.. The forum that asks the question- "Is there a commercial Michael Jordon won't do?!?". -R

Wolf Blackstar · 14th May 2000, 06:42 PM

rotflmao

- |PuF|Wulfy, aka [MERCS]Sgt_Sin|PuF

PuF: Bring on the pain!

Boom · 14th May 2000, 08:36 PM

I will take on all challenges. Anyone, anytime, anymap, anyrules, anymods, anything.

That is, as far as unofficial matches are concerned.

I will be willing to enter an official title defense at some point, but right now I am undergoing rigorous training. Any title defenses will have to wait until I am properly conditioned.

Meanwhile, if anyone wants an opportunity to frag the undisputed champ in a "practice" match, you can find me most nights in #planetunreal.

Clan [Boom]
The undisputed, undefeated, world champion, 1on1, UT clan.
[Boom]Boom|PuF

Zaccix · 14th May 2000, 09:49 PM

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>I will enter official clan matches as [Boom]Boom|PuF.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFL! You guys, for some strange unknown reason, are cracking me up tonight

UT: Member of Carpe Imperium (Ci).
Starlancer: Squadron Commander of the 707th Silver Dragons (SDR).

Necroth · 14th May 2000, 10:23 PM

And i tought BloW was the only 1on(one) clan.
And i was the best of the best of the elite

i hate concurents.

And i thought it was an mach who would loose first, and i lost it, because i won and because i won, and you lost, you won the game, and defeated me, can you follow, me not.

I Evolve with every frag more to the ultimate Genetic Llama Killer

The 707th Silver Dragons squadron is ready for action

Send articles/rants/editorials to The Soundoff , home of the world-famous Llama Farm!

OshadowO · 14th May 2000, 11:07 PM

Official match? duh wazat?
Naw I just wanna play a fun match for some reason after looking at your spectacular record and comparing mine I have a feeling we might be evenly matched, especially since we both tend to blow ourselves up with the RL

YOu're on next time I'm on #PU

0shadow0
Mum's the word dumbs my motto
Suicidal Maniac and damn proud of it!!
My opinions are never humble, they're simply mine!
http://members.tripod.com/~fazal_k

Jing · 15th May 2000, 12:08 AM

oooooh, i wanna try out. And take over. And rename the clan [JinG] =)

We tend to laugh at hillbillies, and I guess that's okay. But let me tell you something about hillbillies: they're fun to laugh at. Oh, I guess I said that.

-Jing (previously "Omega-Seven")

WAnk · 15th May 2000, 01:10 AM

oh oh oh!!! can i join clan [Boom]???? if you don't give me a tryout, i may be forced to form a clan [WAnk] and give you some competition

lol, boom have i ever told you that you rule??? you crack me up!!!!!

ummmm WAnk??

Boom · 15th May 2000, 03:22 AM

Well, plenty of good unofficial matches tonight. Mr. Smallberries owned me (although I did get him once or twice). I even nailed him once with the impact vacuum cleaner thingy vrooooooooooo. We had a few spectators, so I thought I would get a few laughs with the old vroooooooooooo. All of a sudden, I turn a corner and there is Mr. Smallberries! POW! So funny. Oh man, that whole game was just hysterical.

I also got owned by Cobra. I think I wound up with a negative score

Another really fun game.

My clan will be ready for its first title defense relatively soon. I just need to keep practicing against this caliber of player.

As soon as I find someone I can beat, I think I will have the first title match

If I keep up my current streak of never winning a single match, I will eventually have a title match anyway, and gracefully pass on the title.

But first I am just going to enjoy it for as long as I can (a little while) as the Rooster suggested.

Clan [Boom]
The undisputed, undefeated, world champion, 1on1, UT clan.
[Boom]Boom|PuF

[This message has been edited by Boom (edited 05-15-2000).]

15th May 2000, 04:32 AM

LOL Boom.

Well, while this is going, I have to say that I've gone fifteen (15) games with 8 players or more without getting fragged once. Not a single time. Not even bruised. In all those games, I didn't even take damage. In fact, in an act of defiance, I just talked trash the entire time.

Das Fragmeister. Undefeated, World Universe Uber-Super-Champion and Title Holder Extraordinnaire, Spectator Mode.

Try to unseat me. Just try.

Jing · 15th May 2000, 06:14 AM

Das
Wouldn't that be something to go in the embarassing moments file?
"I ran into the enemy base, avoiding all the those dang reds, but I couldn't grab the flag! I checked my team color, but it wasn't there! Then I relaized I was on spectator mode..."

=)

jenny? · 15th May 2000, 07:52 AM

I already have a few members of [xylene].

-Jenny hasn't turned off her lava lamp for 2 months

If rhymes were Valium, I'd be comfortably numb.

Loibisch · 15th May 2000, 11:01 AM

What members?

Loibisch

Hmm, clan Loibisch would sound weird ([Loibisch]Loibisch)...as does Loibisch, right?

.

*Morety* · 15th May 2000, 11:31 AM

Boom, you're a funny guy.

All that lives is born to die. - Page/Plant

15th May 2000, 11:35 AM

Jing,

Actually, that goes in the trash-talking post....

"I'm so good, I have to play in spectator mode on a 9600 baud modem just to give other players a chance. ....And I still win."

"I'm so good, playing in spectator mode, I once got a multikill by quickly taking 3 screenshots."

"I'm so good, I have to play in spectator mode, linked by my Palm Pilot, blindfolded, using a cotton ball for an input device, just to give opponents a chance to pick up a weapon."

"I'm so good, spectator mode isn't even a handicap. Other players would need a negative ping to catch up with me."

How's that?

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14th May 2000, 04:24 PM	#1
Boom Rumpshaking Moderator Join Date: Mar. 28th, 2000 Posts: 4,200	I am announcing the formation of Clan [Boom]. I will enter official clan matches as [Boom]Boom\|PuF. As you know, there are clans that specialize in CTF, clans that specialize in Assault, etc. Clan [Boom] is the first, and only, clan to specialize in 1on1 matches. As such, clan [Boom] is the default world champion clan for 1on1 DM, 1on1 CTF, 1on1 Assault, etc. It is true that in individual 1on1, I have been defeated by Cobra, Ruffrider, Sgt_Sin, Blender, Blow_Smoke, and others. It may even be true that I have yet to win a single 1on1 match. However, none of those matches were official clan matches. Clan [Boom] has never lost a match. Clan [Boom] reigns supreme in the 1on1 UT world. HA HA HA! Boooooooooom! MUAHAHAHA! I may hold tryouts for membership in clan [Boom]. However, as a 1on1 clan I really dont need anyone else, so odds are if I can even get a single frag off you, you will not be given clan membership. ------------------ Clan [Boom] The undisputed, undefeated, world champion, 1on1, UT clan. [Boom]Boom\|PuF

14th May 2000, 05:07 PM	#2
Rooster Local Legend Join Date: Jan. 4th, 2000 Location: Fort Mill, SC Posts: 5,287	Enjoy it while you can.

14th May 2000, 05:22 PM	#3
PuF\|Hertston Registered User Join Date: Dec. 23rd, 1999 Location: Plymouth, UK Posts: 104	Sad. Very sad. PuFs in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace........go 707th !! [This message has been edited by PuF\|Hertston (edited 05-14-2000).]

14th May 2000, 05:28 PM	#4
[F-U]Ruffrider Guest Posts: n/a	I have now formed the [Ci] 1vs1 clan division starring me and only me and challenge you to a "official" match. AKA [Ci]Ruffrider "My House!" In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

14th May 2000, 05:33 PM	#5
OshadowO Irregular Join Date: Feb. 10th, 2000 Location: San Luis Obispo, CA Posts: 4,774	lol Boom too funny btw if you want a 1 vs 1 match this upcoming weekend you have a challenger. 0shadow0 Mum's the word dumbs my motto Suicidal Maniac and damn proud of it!! My opinions are never humble, they're simply mine! http://members.tripod.com/~fazal_k

14th May 2000, 05:44 PM	#6
The_Ruiner Masterful Join Date: Mar. 13th, 2000 Location: Jacksonville, FL USA Posts: 362	Yah.. I am dah Ruinah of {RuIneD}.. And I crush you girly-man!! Prepare to be ruined!!- R "PuF.. The forum that asks the question- "Is there a commercial Michael Jordon won't do?!?". -R

14th May 2000, 06:42 PM	#7
Wolf Blackstar That other Wing Commander guy Join Date: Dec. 13th, 1999 Location: Tau Ceti V Posts: 2,309	rotflmao - \|PuF\|Wulfy, aka [MERCS]Sgt_Sin\|PuF PuF: Bring on the pain!

14th May 2000, 08:36 PM	#8
Boom Rumpshaking Moderator Join Date: Mar. 28th, 2000 Posts: 4,200	I will take on all challenges. Anyone, anytime, anymap, anyrules, anymods, anything. That is, as far as unofficial matches are concerned. I will be willing to enter an official title defense at some point, but right now I am undergoing rigorous training. Any title defenses will have to wait until I am properly conditioned. Meanwhile, if anyone wants an opportunity to frag the undisputed champ in a "practice" match, you can find me most nights in #planetunreal. Clan [Boom] The undisputed, undefeated, world champion, 1on1, UT clan. [Boom]Boom\|PuF

14th May 2000, 09:49 PM	#9
Zaccix Truth, by Banksy Join Date: Nov. 10th, 1999 Location: London, UK Posts: 3,369	<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>I will enter official clan matches as [Boom]Boom\|PuF.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ROTFL! You guys, for some strange unknown reason, are cracking me up tonight UT: Member of Carpe Imperium (Ci). Starlancer: Squadron Commander of the 707th Silver Dragons (SDR).

14th May 2000, 10:23 PM	#10
Necroth Former WeeDHead Join Date: Mar. 7th, 2000 Posts: 683	And i tought BloW was the only 1on(one) clan. And i was the best of the best of the elite i hate concurents. And i thought it was an mach who would loose first, and i lost it, because i won and because i won, and you lost, you won the game, and defeated me, can you follow, me not. I Evolve with every frag more to the ultimate Genetic Llama Killer The 707th Silver Dragons squadron is ready for action Send articles/rants/editorials to The Soundoff , home of the world-famous Llama Farm!

14th May 2000, 11:07 PM	#11
OshadowO Irregular Join Date: Feb. 10th, 2000 Location: San Luis Obispo, CA Posts: 4,774	Official match? duh wazat? Naw I just wanna play a fun match for some reason after looking at your spectacular record and comparing mine I have a feeling we might be evenly matched, especially since we both tend to blow ourselves up with the RL YOu're on next time I'm on #PU 0shadow0 Mum's the word dumbs my motto Suicidal Maniac and damn proud of it!! My opinions are never humble, they're simply mine! http://members.tripod.com/~fazal_k

15th May 2000, 12:08 AM	#12
Jing Wielder of the Boobifying Power Join Date: May. 6th, 2000 Location: Stage 4 Secret Area 2 Posts: 1,003	oooooh, i wanna try out. And take over. And rename the clan [JinG] =) We tend to laugh at hillbillies, and I guess that's okay. But let me tell you something about hillbillies: they're fun to laugh at. Oh, I guess I said that. -Jing (previously "Omega-Seven")

15th May 2000, 01:10 AM	#13
WAnk PH34R TH3 WAnk?? Join Date: Mar. 17th, 2000 Location: Seattle Posts: 2,307	oh oh oh!!! can i join clan [Boom]???? if you don't give me a tryout, i may be forced to form a clan [WAnk] and give you some competition lol, boom have i ever told you that you rule??? you crack me up!!!!! ummmm WAnk??

15th May 2000, 03:22 AM	#14
Boom Rumpshaking Moderator Join Date: Mar. 28th, 2000 Posts: 4,200	Well, plenty of good unofficial matches tonight. Mr. Smallberries owned me (although I did get him once or twice). I even nailed him once with the impact vacuum cleaner thingy vrooooooooooo. We had a few spectators, so I thought I would get a few laughs with the old vroooooooooooo. All of a sudden, I turn a corner and there is Mr. Smallberries! POW! So funny. Oh man, that whole game was just hysterical. I also got owned by Cobra. I think I wound up with a negative score Another really fun game. My clan will be ready for its first title defense relatively soon. I just need to keep practicing against this caliber of player. As soon as I find someone I can beat, I think I will have the first title match If I keep up my current streak of never winning a single match, I will eventually have a title match anyway, and gracefully pass on the title. But first I am just going to enjoy it for as long as I can (a little while) as the Rooster suggested. Clan [Boom] The undisputed, undefeated, world champion, 1on1, UT clan. [Boom]Boom\|PuF [This message has been edited by Boom (edited 05-15-2000).]

15th May 2000, 04:32 AM	#15
Das Fragmeister Guest Posts: n/a	LOL Boom. Well, while this is going, I have to say that I've gone fifteen (15) games with 8 players or more without getting fragged once. Not a single time. Not even bruised. In all those games, I didn't even take damage. In fact, in an act of defiance, I just talked trash the entire time. Das Fragmeister. Undefeated, World Universe Uber-Super-Champion and Title Holder Extraordinnaire, Spectator Mode. Try to unseat me. Just try.

15th May 2000, 06:14 AM	#16
Jing Wielder of the Boobifying Power Join Date: May. 6th, 2000 Location: Stage 4 Secret Area 2 Posts: 1,003	Das Wouldn't that be something to go in the embarassing moments file? "I ran into the enemy base, avoiding all the those dang reds, but I couldn't grab the flag! I checked my team color, but it wasn't there! Then I relaized I was on spectator mode..." =)

15th May 2000, 07:52 AM	#17
jenny? i am teh Join Date: Feb. 2nd, 2000 Location: massholia Posts: 1,957	I already have a few members of [xylene]. -Jenny hasn't turned off her lava lamp for 2 months If rhymes were Valium, I'd be comfortably numb.

15th May 2000, 11:01 AM	#18
Loibisch The Odd Member Join Date: Jan. 3rd, 2000 Location: Germany Posts: 2,199	What members? Loibisch Hmm, clan Loibisch would sound weird ([Loibisch]Loibisch)...as does Loibisch, right? .

15th May 2000, 11:31 AM	#19
Morety The Farterator Join Date: Feb. 23rd, 2000 Location: Toronto Posts: 12,220	Boom, you're a funny guy. All that lives is born to die. - Page/Plant

15th May 2000, 11:35 AM	#20
Das Fragmeister Guest Posts: n/a	Jing, Actually, that goes in the trash-talking post.... "I'm so good, I have to play in spectator mode on a 9600 baud modem just to give other players a chance. ....And I still win." "I'm so good, playing in spectator mode, I once got a multikill by quickly taking 3 screenshots." "I'm so good, I have to play in spectator mode, linked by my Palm Pilot, blindfolded, using a cotton ball for an input device, just to give opponents a chance to pick up a weapon." "I'm so good, spectator mode isn't even a handicap. Other players would need a negative ping to catch up with me." How's that?