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Old 14th May 2000, 04:24 PM   #1
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I am announcing the formation of Clan [Boom]. I will enter official clan matches as [Boom]Boom|PuF. As you know, there are clans that specialize in CTF, clans that specialize in Assault, etc. Clan [Boom] is the first, and only, clan to specialize in 1on1 matches. As such, clan [Boom] is the default world champion clan for 1on1 DM, 1on1 CTF, 1on1 Assault, etc.

It is true that in individual 1on1, I have been defeated by Cobra, Ruffrider, Sgt_Sin, Blender, Blow_Smoke, and others. It may even be true that I have yet to win a single 1on1 match.

However, none of those matches were official clan matches. Clan [Boom] has never lost a match.

Clan [Boom] reigns supreme in the 1on1 UT world. HA HA HA! Boooooooooom! MUAHAHAHA!

I may hold tryouts for membership in clan [Boom]. However, as a 1on1 clan I really dont need anyone else, so odds are if I can even get a single frag off you, you will not be given clan membership.

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Old 14th May 2000, 05:07 PM   #2
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Enjoy it while you can.
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Old 14th May 2000, 05:22 PM   #3
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Sad. Very sad.


PuFs in Spaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaace........go 707th !!

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Old 14th May 2000, 05:28 PM   #4
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I have now formed the [Ci] 1vs1 clan division starring me and only me and challenge you to a "official" match.


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In the words of Boom... "Boom!"

 
Old 14th May 2000, 05:33 PM   #5
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lol Boom too funny btw if you want a 1 vs 1 match this upcoming weekend you have a challenger.


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Old 14th May 2000, 05:44 PM   #6
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Old 14th May 2000, 06:42 PM   #7
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rotflmao


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Old 14th May 2000, 08:36 PM   #8
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I will take on all challenges. Anyone, anytime, anymap, anyrules, anymods, anything.

That is, as far as unofficial matches are concerned.

I will be willing to enter an official title defense at some point, but right now I am undergoing rigorous training. Any title defenses will have to wait until I am properly conditioned.

Meanwhile, if anyone wants an opportunity to frag the undisputed champ in a "practice" match, you can find me most nights in #planetunreal.


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Old 14th May 2000, 09:49 PM   #9
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<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Tahoma, Arial, Helvetica">quote:</font><HR>I will enter official clan matches as [Boom]Boom|PuF.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

ROTFL! You guys, for some strange unknown reason, are cracking me up tonight



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Old 14th May 2000, 10:23 PM   #10
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And i tought BloW was the only 1on(one) clan.
And i was the best of the best of the elite i hate concurents.

And i thought it was an mach who would loose first, and i lost it, because i won and because i won, and you lost, you won the game, and defeated me, can you follow, me not.


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Old 14th May 2000, 11:07 PM   #11
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Official match? duh wazat?
Naw I just wanna play a fun match for some reason after looking at your spectacular record and comparing mine I have a feeling we might be evenly matched, especially since we both tend to blow ourselves up with the RL
YOu're on next time I'm on #PU


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Old 15th May 2000, 12:08 AM   #12
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oooooh, i wanna try out. And take over. And rename the clan [JinG] =)


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Old 15th May 2000, 01:10 AM   #13
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oh oh oh!!! can i join clan [Boom]???? if you don't give me a tryout, i may be forced to form a clan [WAnk] and give you some competition lol, boom have i ever told you that you rule??? you crack me up!!!!!


ummmm WAnk??


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Old 15th May 2000, 03:22 AM   #14
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Well, plenty of good unofficial matches tonight. Mr. Smallberries owned me (although I did get him once or twice). I even nailed him once with the impact vacuum cleaner thingy vrooooooooooo. We had a few spectators, so I thought I would get a few laughs with the old vroooooooooooo. All of a sudden, I turn a corner and there is Mr. Smallberries! POW! So funny. Oh man, that whole game was just hysterical.

I also got owned by Cobra. I think I wound up with a negative score Another really fun game.

My clan will be ready for its first title defense relatively soon. I just need to keep practicing against this caliber of player.

As soon as I find someone I can beat, I think I will have the first title match

If I keep up my current streak of never winning a single match, I will eventually have a title match anyway, and gracefully pass on the title.

But first I am just going to enjoy it for as long as I can (a little while) as the Rooster suggested.


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Old 15th May 2000, 04:32 AM   #15
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LOL Boom.

Well, while this is going, I have to say that I've gone fifteen (15) games with 8 players or more without getting fragged once. Not a single time. Not even bruised. In all those games, I didn't even take damage. In fact, in an act of defiance, I just talked trash the entire time.

Das Fragmeister. Undefeated, World Universe Uber-Super-Champion and Title Holder Extraordinnaire, Spectator Mode.

Try to unseat me. Just try.




 
Old 15th May 2000, 06:14 AM   #16
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Das
Wouldn't that be something to go in the embarassing moments file?
"I ran into the enemy base, avoiding all the those dang reds, but I couldn't grab the flag! I checked my team color, but it wasn't there! Then I relaized I was on spectator mode..."

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Old 15th May 2000, 07:52 AM   #17
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I already have a few members of [xylene].

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Old 15th May 2000, 11:01 AM   #18
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What members?

Loibisch

Hmm, clan Loibisch would sound weird ([Loibisch]Loibisch)...as does Loibisch, right? .
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Old 15th May 2000, 11:31 AM   #19
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Boom, you're a funny guy.


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Old 15th May 2000, 11:35 AM   #20
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Jing,

Actually, that goes in the trash-talking post....

"I'm so good, I have to play in spectator mode on a 9600 baud modem just to give other players a chance. ....And I still win."

"I'm so good, playing in spectator mode, I once got a multikill by quickly taking 3 screenshots."

"I'm so good, I have to play in spectator mode, linked by my Palm Pilot, blindfolded, using a cotton ball for an input device, just to give opponents a chance to pick up a weapon."

"I'm so good, spectator mode isn't even a handicap. Other players would need a negative ping to catch up with me."

How's that?

 
 

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