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Old 19th May 2005, 03:18 PM   #1
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When will you die?

Take this test and find out when you'll get you 70,000 virgins.

http://www.hbhealthonline.com/longevity-test.html
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Old 19th May 2005, 03:21 PM   #2
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That test has so nothing to do with me. Anyway, I am pretty sure I'll die before I hit 50. Explaining why is going to be boring for me but also the reader so I won't bother.
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Old 19th May 2005, 03:54 PM   #3
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I'll die when I stop living, I guess

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Old 19th May 2005, 04:25 PM   #4
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oh. great. I should have enough time to finish RT. 110.
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Old 19th May 2005, 04:41 PM   #5
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Damn! Looks like you'll have to finish RT without me. According to HB health, I'm gonna die pretty soon.
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Old 19th May 2005, 04:43 PM   #6
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wtf, minus seven o_o i got -7 O_O
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Old 19th May 2005, 04:57 PM   #7
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Old 19th May 2005, 05:11 PM   #8
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wtf, minus seven o_o i got -7 O_O

LMAO I got -6 I don't know what any of this means.

Edit: I think the number we are given is +/- 70 years?

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Old 19th May 2005, 05:27 PM   #9
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euh.. so I should live 180 years... damn cool.
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Old 19th May 2005, 06:05 PM   #10
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Old 19th May 2005, 06:34 PM   #11
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I died yesterday apparently...
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Old 19th May 2005, 06:36 PM   #12
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seems that this test is a bit wierd
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Old 19th May 2005, 07:41 PM   #13
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seems that this test is a bit wierd
Indeed it would
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Old 19th May 2005, 07:45 PM   #14
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never. i am one of three registered immortals in the US.
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Old 19th May 2005, 08:32 PM   #15
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never. i am one of three registered immortals in the US.
I KNEW IT! Prepare yourself for DEATH.

THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
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Old 19th May 2005, 10:35 PM   #16
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i've found a more effiecient means of decapitation than the sword...50 cal and explosive rounds .
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Old 19th May 2005, 10:56 PM   #17
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124, i dont wanna live that long...124....jesus ill be a heap of flesh on a wheelchair sucking life through tubes.
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Old 19th May 2005, 11:13 PM   #18
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At 124 you won't be sucking anything, it'll all have to be forced into you.
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Old 19th May 2005, 11:46 PM   #19
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Well, ecale, looks like you've met your match, as that .50 cal with explosive rounds won't help you, since not even that could match the bunker buster heading to your current coordinates. You have five minutes left to live. Spend them wisely.

I suggest masturbation.
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Old 20th May 2005, 06:19 AM   #20
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phewph owned. nice knowing you buddy :|
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