Hint to crash the editor

Kantham · 13th Apr 2005, 12:49 AM

Hint hint ,

They are free! :

-Open a map that don't exist.
-Open the shader menu , and set the current shader you are editing to opacity (or whatever)
-Smoth the borders of the terrain with the smoth tool.
-Work with the editor for + 3 hours and open enought maps to confuse the myLevel package.
-Compress your BSP

-Unplug you AC computer cable
-Cut your computer's wires randomly

JonAzz · 13th Apr 2005, 01:35 PM

-delete editor.u
-import a texture file that is 8192x8192
-import a staticmesh with over 2 million polygons (this also crashes your computer, or freezes it for a very very long time)

The Mad Cartographer · 13th Apr 2005, 01:40 PM

Better than another editor I use, it crashes for no reason most times. It's bad enough that the community programmed a plugin for it that autosaves the map when it crashes.

The Descent 3 editor, D3Edit. Worst software on the planet.

Kantham · 13th Apr 2005, 02:04 PM

Throwing your computer from the window is also a good deal to crash it

^Classic^

The Mad Cartographer · 13th Apr 2005, 02:22 PM

-Make a tetrahedron with an extrapolation of 100,000

JonAzz · 13th Apr 2005, 04:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Mad Cartographer

-Make a tetrahedron with an extrapolation of 100,000

ROFL I love that one!

chris+obell · 24th Apr 2005, 02:41 AM

- open Ued 2 and click exit (or is it jus me that gets the error sound)

Kantham · 24th Apr 2005, 02:43 AM

Not it's not just you , the game ask you if you want to run in safe mode then. I know that.

JonAzz · 24th Apr 2005, 03:38 AM

found a new one... or it may just be me. open ued

NATO_chrisjm · 24th Apr 2005, 06:10 AM

Spray your screen black.
Drip Choclate over your Graphics card while useing the heat to melt bars of the stuff.
Do anything with anti-portals. [in my case]
Import UT99 maps.
Open the Demo_meshes statics pack.

*nods*

BmB23 · 24th Apr 2005, 07:25 AM

Make something the editor cant understand and try to test.

JonAzz · 24th Apr 2005, 02:05 PM

Open any .u made by me

import an invalid texture file... or music file

lol NATO, FireSlash did the one with the chocolate

NATO_chrisjm · 25th Apr 2005, 10:25 AM

Aye, twas teh funny

Mozi · 25th Apr 2005, 01:17 PM

use vertex edit to invert the vertices of a bsp object inside out then do an add..

MrSmiles · 25th Apr 2005, 03:42 PM

add a curved staircase with 128 steps at a height of 32 and a radius of 64 center and 384 outer (16384 high that should do it)

Kantham · 5th Jun 2005, 01:48 AM

Definitively, i am a victim of the terrain smoothing crash.

Angel_Mapper · 5th Jun 2005, 01:51 AM

Open matinee map.
Then open another one.

Killavirus · 7th Jun 2005, 07:06 PM

Open Ued twice - this worked once though ??
Normally crashes though.

Burningmace · 13th Jun 2005, 04:49 AM

- Delete everything in the Unreal Tournament folder apart from unrealed.exe, then run it.
- Create a large brush, add it, texture it with an animated texture. Convert it to a static mesh, insert it, open display, add another animated texture to it as a Skin.
- Attempt to load a UT2003 map into the UT2004 editor.
- Attempt to load a U2 map into the UT2004 editor.
- Use your favourite encryption program to encrypt random files in the Unreal Tournament directory.

- Put thermite on your gfx card and light it with magnesium ribbon.

enjoy!

Angel_Mapper · 13th Jun 2005, 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Burningmace

- Attempt to load a UT2003 map into the UT2004 editor.

That should only crash it if the map uses custom code.

13th Apr 2005, 12:49 AM	#1
Kantham Fool. Join Date: Sep. 17th, 2004 Posts: 17,940	Hint to crash the editor Hint hint , They are free! : -Open a map that don't exist. -Open the shader menu , and set the current shader you are editing to opacity (or whatever) -Smoth the borders of the terrain with the smoth tool. -Work with the editor for + 3 hours and open enought maps to confuse the myLevel package. -Compress your BSP -Unplug you AC computer cable -Cut your computer's wires randomly __________________ Last edited by Kantham; 13th Apr 2005 at 12:54 AM.

13th Apr 2005, 01:35 PM	#2
JonAzz UA Mapper Join Date: Aug. 1st, 2003 Location: North of Philadelphia Posts: 1,181	-delete editor.u -import a texture file that is 8192x8192 -import a staticmesh with over 2 million polygons (this also crashes your computer, or freezes it for a very very long time) __________________

13th Apr 2005, 02:04 PM	#4
Kantham Fool. Join Date: Sep. 17th, 2004 Posts: 17,940	Throwing your computer from the window is also a good deal to crash it ^Classic^ __________________

24th Apr 2005, 02:43 AM	#8
Kantham Fool. Join Date: Sep. 17th, 2004 Posts: 17,940	Not it's not just you , the game ask you if you want to run in safe mode then. I know that. __________________

24th Apr 2005, 03:38 AM	#9
JonAzz UA Mapper Join Date: Aug. 1st, 2003 Location: North of Philadelphia Posts: 1,181	found a new one... or it may just be me. open ued __________________

13th Apr 2005, 01:40 PM	#3
The Mad Cartographer Registered User Join Date: Jan. 27th, 2005 Posts: 20	Better than another editor I use, it crashes for no reason most times. It's bad enough that the community programmed a plugin for it that autosaves the map when it crashes. The Descent 3 editor, D3Edit. Worst software on the planet.

13th Apr 2005, 02:22 PM	#5
The Mad Cartographer Registered User Join Date: Jan. 27th, 2005 Posts: 20	-Make a tetrahedron with an extrapolation of 100,000

24th Apr 2005, 02:41 AM	#7
chris+obell Registered User Join Date: Apr. 24th, 2005 Posts: 7	- open Ued 2 and click exit (or is it jus me that gets the error sound)

24th Apr 2005, 06:10 AM	#10
NATO_chrisjm I R Be A LARPer Join Date: Jan. 31st, 2004 Location: Aberystwyth Posts: 345	Spray your screen black. Drip Choclate over your Graphics card while useing the heat to melt bars of the stuff. Do anything with anti-portals. [in my case] Import UT99 maps. Open the Demo_meshes statics pack. nods __________________ NATO_chrisjm Bah!!

24th Apr 2005, 07:25 AM	#11
BmB23 Take a pick! Join Date: Oct. 10th, 2004 Location: On the back of the moon along whith the Icecream-eating superpigs Posts: 158	Make something the editor cant understand and try to test. __________________ People will call me Victor, For I am thee!

24th Apr 2005, 02:05 PM	#12
JonAzz UA Mapper Join Date: Aug. 1st, 2003 Location: North of Philadelphia Posts: 1,181	Open any .u made by me import an invalid texture file... or music file lol NATO, FireSlash did the one with the chocolate __________________

25th Apr 2005, 10:25 AM	#13
NATO_chrisjm I R Be A LARPer Join Date: Jan. 31st, 2004 Location: Aberystwyth Posts: 345	Aye, twas teh funny __________________ NATO_chrisjm Bah!!

25th Apr 2005, 01:17 PM	#14
Mozi Zer0 as a number Join Date: Apr. 12th, 2002 Location: In the Borderlands.. Posts: 3,537	use vertex edit to invert the vertices of a bsp object inside out then do an add.. __________________ 'Friendly Fire: Just A Finger Slippin' Good Shot!' mozidesign.com twitter: @mozidesigner

25th Apr 2005, 03:42 PM	#15
MrSmiles selimsrm Join Date: Jan. 8th, 2005 Location: Swizzle Firma Posts: 1,673	add a curved staircase with 128 steps at a height of 32 and a radius of 64 center and 384 outer (16384 high that should do it) __________________ _______________ _________ ___

5th Jun 2005, 01:48 AM	#16
Kantham Fool. Join Date: Sep. 17th, 2004 Posts: 17,940	Definitively, i am a victim of the terrain smoothing crash. __________________

5th Jun 2005, 01:51 AM	#17
Angel_Mapper Noblesse Oblige Join Date: Jun. 17th, 2001 Location: Cape Suzette Posts: 3,469	Open matinee map. Then open another one. __________________ Unreal Development Kit Game Programming with UnrealScript: Beginner’s Guide Stubborn Horse Studios - Angel Mapper To have said goodbye to things!

7th Jun 2005, 07:06 PM	#18
Killavirus Registered User Join Date: May. 2nd, 2005 Posts: 150	Open Ued twice - this worked once though ?? Normally crashes though.

13th Jun 2005, 04:49 AM	#19
Burningmace Banned Join Date: Feb. 18th, 2004 Location: 127.0.0.1 Posts: 59	- Delete everything in the Unreal Tournament folder apart from unrealed.exe, then run it. - Create a large brush, add it, texture it with an animated texture. Convert it to a static mesh, insert it, open display, add another animated texture to it as a Skin. - Attempt to load a UT2003 map into the UT2004 editor. - Attempt to load a U2 map into the UT2004 editor. - Use your favourite encryption program to encrypt random files in the Unreal Tournament directory. - Put thermite on your gfx card and light it with magnesium ribbon. enjoy! __________________ "There are only two things which I think to be infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the universe." - Albert Einstein.

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