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Old 1st Jul 2004, 08:58 PM   #1
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Unhappy I need help/pointers for xmp! please help

Hey,

If you no me you no that i'm not the best player but i want to get better. If someone can teach me their skills or just give me some pointers. Currently i'm running 6497 but I will uprade if needed and can play a lot.

Please help me!
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upgrade and ill teach you a few things.
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Old 1st Jul 2004, 10:17 PM   #3
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Hey,

If you no me you no that i'm not the best player but i want to get better. If someone can teach me their skills or just give me some pointers. Currently i'm running 6497 but I will uprade if needed and can play a lot.

Please help me!
I will teach you of the ways of the greatest warrior in our galaxy, Ziggy Stardust. Close your eyes and sit indian style on the floor. Meditate for 46 hours straight (It has to be at least 46, no cheating or this won't work!) on how Ziggy once played the spiders from Mars with his left hand.

If you still don't see your skills improving, try meditating on how Ziggy became a leper messiah.

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Old 1st Jul 2004, 10:24 PM   #4
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Ok i'll upgrade but i'm going on vacation for 3 days so i'll be upgraded and ready in 3 days and will tell you. Sry for the inconvenice
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Old 1st Jul 2004, 10:26 PM   #5
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You do not need to upgrade. Don't listen to him hes a ****, he covets children for God sakes. Focus on Ziggy my son.

Repeat, "Ziggy played guitar" for 75 hours straight to yourself while sitting a dark corner of your bedroom. Again, it MUST be 75 hours or else it won't work and Ziggy won't come to you.
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Old 1st Jul 2004, 10:39 PM   #6
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sry to dissapoint you zdavid but i don't like ziggy.!
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Old 1st Jul 2004, 11:06 PM   #7
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Just ignore him Homeboy. He's something like the village idiot, only without the village.

Just upgrade your version and join the servers. I recommend you start playing as a Tech first. This is the most down to earth class, and its basics are the easiest to learn. (aka, use the shotgun a lot, and spam everything with the assaultrifle)

If you ask nicely, most will take the time to explain it. Only dont expect this on a packed server with a highskilled/tensioned game going on. Look for servers with only a few players in it. If your lucky, they're already practicing/messing around, and you can just join in.

Hang out on IRC, (gamesurge and quakenet) and try talking some people into teaching you.

I don't know if your us/eu, but if you ever run into me, I'll teach you some stuff

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Just ignore him Homeboy. He's something like the village idiot, only without the village.

Just upgrade your version and join the servers. I recommend you start playing as a Tech first. This is the most down to earth class, and its basics are the easiest to learn. (aka, use the shotgun a lot, and spam everything with the assaultrifle)

If you ask nicely, most will take the time to explain it. Only dont expect this on a packed server with a highskilled/tensioned game going on. Look for servers with only a few players in it. If your lucky, they're already practicing/messing around, and you can just join in.

Hang out on IRC, (gamesurge and quakenet) and try talking some people into teaching you.

I don't know if your us/eu, but if you ever run into me, I'll teach you some stuff

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LOL i got a village alright ;-) hehehe.. man i was far away yesterday on TS hehehe....

Anyways homeboy... you will have to upgrade for sure before you get bored... not enough old version servers to play on!

Have fun (or are you on the demo?)
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Ok i'll upgrade but i'm going on vacation for 3 days so i'll be upgraded and ready in 3 days and will tell you. Sry for the inconvenice
No worries, just pm meh when your ready.
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Old 2nd Jul 2004, 07:46 AM   #10
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Thanks for all the tips. I upgraded today and will start playing when i come back (2 days) but i've been on the 7710 severs and i get whooped like crazy. Its not fun at all.
btw- I'm not a begginner i no most cool tricks and can get the top score (most of the time) on the old version of the game.Also i have the full version.

Thanks for everything
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<-- always willing to help .... can be found on pubs under the alias Thtm ... happy hunting and hope to see you out there!
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Yes we will teach you how to properly play the game, the ghey way
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Just ignore him Homeboy. He's something like the village idiot, only without the village.

Just upgrade your version and join the servers. I recommend you start playing as a Tech first. This is the most down to earth class, and its basics are the easiest to learn. (aka, use the shotgun a lot, and spam everything with the assaultrifle)

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Hang out on IRC, (gamesurge and quakenet) and try talking some people into teaching you.

I don't know if your us/eu, but if you ever run into me, I'll teach you some stuff

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Kissass the only thing you could teach him is how to pleasure a drunken truck driver for 5 bucks
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For five bucks I could do more than that.
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For five bucks I could do more than that.
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I know you could but let's leave small animals out of this
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...Coming from the guy named "s0_gay"...
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...Coming from the guy named "s0_gay"...
He cannot help his father is a truck driver.
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My father isn't a truck driver however it's remarkable why we aren't step brothers considering how many times my dad gave it to your mom.
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