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27th May 2004, 10:39 PM
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Because it's more fantastical.
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Crapstick hell.
Jesus help me.
"Oh, by the way, I saw the pictures of your bird." "Umm... how?" "The Infiltration board". Well, shit. I'm being stalked online by my girlfriend. Apparently my Daria googled this board after hearing me mention it (backstory: She decided that she is Geno's birth mother because they both say "I WIN!" after getting a king in checkers, and I mentioned that I met Geno on "the Infiltration board"). I'm now stuck between a rock and a hard place, because if I complain about her blatant violation of the "seperation of bros and hos" principle, I'll have to face a woman scorned. I need to ask a favor of you guys. Chase her away. I don't care how. |
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27th May 2004, 10:49 PM
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I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain
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Um, FTX, I'm all about helpin, but if she's stalking you, and she's obviously reading these boards, wouldn't that mean that she's reading this right now? And, OMG
 , she'll stalk us all!I mean clearly now she's seen your request for us to vanquish the stalker, and knows how you feel about her. Wouldn't it be easier to change your username? What's she gonna look for then, all messages? Unless she's posting, how might we chase her away? Hints, suggestions? 
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27th May 2004, 10:54 PM
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Reason & Logic > Religion
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If she registers here, we can chase her away...but that'll mean she'll most likely become your ex-girlfriend.
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27th May 2004, 10:58 PM
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Well if she reads this post, that'll be a start
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27th May 2004, 11:22 PM
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Koohii o nomimasu ka?
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euh lol!
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27th May 2004, 11:24 PM
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I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain
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How about this: Daria, GO AWAY!
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27th May 2004, 11:57 PM
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I will Kill Bill
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Leave dat bro alone, you skanky ass ho!
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28th May 2004, 12:25 AM
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Swinging the clue-by-four
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28th May 2004, 12:30 AM
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I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain
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28th May 2004, 12:37 AM
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I will Kill Bill
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So FTU, is the buttsexsx session still on for tomorrow night? You'll remember to bring the lube this time, right?
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28th May 2004, 12:39 AM
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Braaaaiinss...
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yeah, hopefully she won't find your IRC logs (@Daria: hint hint
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"I don't have a ****ing clue why I'm wasting precious brain cells arguing with a man who names himself after the fluid that runs behind my fridge." - BadMojo ** Infiltration - Vega clan - dichlorodifluoromethane ** Last edited by Freon; 28th May 2004 at 12:41 AM. |
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28th May 2004, 12:51 AM
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I will Kill Bill
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Oh, and this time could you please not scream, "Daria, you biiiitch!!!" as you climax?
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28th May 2004, 01:42 AM
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Braaaaiinss...
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28th May 2004, 05:05 AM
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Because it's more fantastical.
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28th May 2004, 07:30 AM
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Now what'd be real funny would be if she registered this board. Perhaps she could become a forum regular. Perhaps she would give us indisclosed truths about the real you, and comment on every post you make with anecdotes about your relationship. Perhaps you would have to stop using internet alltogether to get some free space.
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29th May 2004, 11:44 PM
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she touch your penis?
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