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Old 27th May 2004, 10:39 PM   #1
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Crapstick hell.

Jesus help me.

"Oh, by the way, I saw the pictures of your bird."
"Umm... how?"
"The Infiltration board".

Well, shit. I'm being stalked online by my girlfriend.

Apparently my Daria googled this board after hearing me mention it (backstory: She decided that she is Geno's birth mother because they both say "I WIN!" after getting a king in checkers, and I mentioned that I met Geno on "the Infiltration board"). I'm now stuck between a rock and a hard place, because if I complain about her blatant violation of the "seperation of bros and hos" principle, I'll have to face a woman scorned.

I need to ask a favor of you guys. Chase her away. I don't care how.
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Old 27th May 2004, 10:49 PM   #2
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Um, FTX, I'm all about helpin, but if she's stalking you, and she's obviously reading these boards, wouldn't that mean that she's reading this right now? And, OMG , she'll stalk us all!

I mean clearly now she's seen your request for us to vanquish the stalker, and knows how you feel about her.

Wouldn't it be easier to change your username? What's she gonna look for then, all messages? Unless she's posting, how might we chase her away? Hints, suggestions?
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Old 27th May 2004, 10:54 PM   #3
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If she registers here, we can chase her away...but that'll mean she'll most likely become your ex-girlfriend.
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Old 27th May 2004, 10:58 PM   #4
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Well if she reads this post, that'll be a start
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Old 27th May 2004, 11:22 PM   #5
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Old 27th May 2004, 11:24 PM   #6
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How about this: Daria, GO AWAY!
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Old 27th May 2004, 11:57 PM   #7
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Leave dat bro alone, you skanky ass ho!
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Old 28th May 2004, 12:25 AM   #8
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I need to ask a favor of you guys. Chase her away. I don't care how.
No problem son. There are IRC channels dedicated to this sort of thing.
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Old 28th May 2004, 12:30 AM   #9
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Old 28th May 2004, 12:37 AM   #10
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So FTU, is the buttsexsx session still on for tomorrow night? You'll remember to bring the lube this time, right?
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Old 28th May 2004, 12:39 AM   #11
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yeah, hopefully she won't find your IRC logs (@Daria: hint hint ). Sometimes you can be pretty mean with her
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Old 28th May 2004, 12:51 AM   #12
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Oh, and this time could you please not scream, "Daria, you biiiitch!!!" as you climax?
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Old 28th May 2004, 01:21 AM   #13
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Just tell her to stop. Stalkers suck.
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Old 28th May 2004, 01:42 AM   #14
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Just tell her to stop. Stalkers suck.
Then I'm pretty sure he's rather have her stalk him all day
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Old 28th May 2004, 01:46 AM   #15
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Why? I hear he still sees plenty of IRC action.
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Old 28th May 2004, 05:05 AM   #16
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If she's stalking you, and she's obviously reading these boards, wouldn't that mean that she's reading this right now?
Shhhh! You're not supposed to point that out!
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Old 28th May 2004, 07:30 AM   #17
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Now what'd be real funny would be if she registered this board. Perhaps she could become a forum regular. Perhaps she would give us indisclosed truths about the real you, and comment on every post you make with anecdotes about your relationship. Perhaps you would have to stop using internet alltogether to get some free space.
Am i starting to scare you ?
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Old 29th May 2004, 11:44 PM   #18
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