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| start an army |
   
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| fight by yourself |
  
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1 | 12.50% |
| become a sniper |
  
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1 | 12.50% |
| fight as a conscientious objector |
  
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1 | 12.50% |
| flee to canada, which, as you know, is not part of the earth, and therefore won't require you to fight. |
  
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1 | 12.50% |
| refuse to fight and be thrown in prison |
  
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0 | 0% |
| actively protest, engage in sit-ins around the world |
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1 | 12.50% |
| passive aggressively protest with snide remarks about the war. |
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1 | 12.50% |
| fight for the enslaved races / start a slave rebellion |
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0 | 0% |
| watch the war on TV. |
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2 | 25.00% |
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22nd Jan 2004, 02:52 PM
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The Evil Spatula
Join Date: Mar. 19th, 2000
Location: Ithaca (A.K.A. Cornell's Bitch) NY
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Earth INVADING!!!
What would you do if earth invaded some other planet and tried to enslave the alien races?
Note: I'm not saying this will happen, it's a what if kind of thing.
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22nd Jan 2004, 03:25 PM
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Join Date: Feb. 5th, 2000
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To hell with the little bug-eyed pissants!!!...they will make our sneakers and pick our tomatos and sew our underwear and like it!!!
Earth Forever!!!!...love it or leave it! |
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22nd Jan 2004, 05:22 PM
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Join Date: May. 12th, 2002
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I'd try and become a sniper... but since i'm from canada
I'd stay home and eat chips
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22nd Jan 2004, 06:24 PM
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Fire Fly
Join Date: Mar. 5th, 2003
Location: NJ
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 cruch em, eh |
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22nd Jan 2004, 07:02 PM
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The Evil Spatula
Join Date: Mar. 19th, 2000
Location: Ithaca (A.K.A. Cornell's Bitch) NY
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but what if the aliens were all really cute and furry? like little kittens? but smart, so basically like little kittens with guns, and just want to purr in peace?
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22nd Jan 2004, 07:02 PM
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The Evil Spatula
Join Date: Mar. 19th, 2000
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again: totally a WHAT IF scenario... not saying it's going to happen, or there will be kittens running around with guns dancing to mariachi music.
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22nd Jan 2004, 08:26 PM
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I see you...
Join Date: Nov. 3rd, 2001
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We have already done that...
...oh wait, that was a continent not another planet...:/ Actually, I think we would become the slaves, seeing as we will not have the technology for many years to go to another Inhabited planet, so they would be the ones with the technology to come here, thus enslaving us as their b!tch Wh0res...
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22nd Jan 2004, 08:26 PM
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Mostly dead.
Join Date: Jan. 4th, 2004
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I would go beserk with a AK47 or a Ingram,Bazzoka and Glock 17 lol
 Actually, it's another country and i'm born-raised in Montreal,Canada Last edited by CyberSirius; 22nd Jan 2004 at 08:28 PM. |
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22nd Jan 2004, 09:17 PM
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The Evil Spatula
Join Date: Mar. 19th, 2000
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it's not the weapon. it's the soldier.
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