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19th Jan 2004, 09:27 PM
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Baitshop opening soon.
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My Birthday Wish List
I’ll be 46 this Thursday. Here’s a list of things you people can get for me:
A helicopter so I don’t have to worry about traffic A life-sized Barney doll A supermodel’s phone number A turtle Retractable pants for my turtle $1,000,000 in cash. Non-sequential, unmarked bills Penis enlargement equipment Underwear that looks good on my head as well as my ass One bowling shoe, size 12, right side $73 dollars in pennies A pardon by the Japanese mafia A T-shirt that reads: “Stop Staring At Me; I’m Neurotic!” 4 gallons of non-flavored ice cream A brainwave keyboard so I don’t have to type Chocolate and nylons Any type of wild animal Lard Pirate clothing And last but not least, a compass that goes all the way up to 361 degrees
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19th Jan 2004, 09:29 PM
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I see you...
Join Date: Nov. 3rd, 2001
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1 used lifesize Brittany doll on the way...
 edit.....ooppss, sorry I'm not into Barney...:/
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19th Jan 2004, 09:40 PM
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"Used?"
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Qualthwar: "Friends don't let friends map drunk." Homer: "Marge, I’m pulling an all-nighter for my little girl. Put on a pot of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers." A quitter never wins, and don’t trust whitey. Qualthwar.com-Best viewed in 1024X768, or perhaps not at all. |
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19th Jan 2004, 10:42 PM
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These Exiled Years
Join Date: Nov. 3rd, 2001
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Nali City's official AMmayhem <AMmayhem> howdy all * Rukee waves <AMmayhem> that had better been all 5 fingers... <Rukee> oh-you thought I was waving my hand, okay. <AMmayhem> well, someone your age, all the wrinkles blend together, making it hard to decipher what part of the body is being waved..... <AMmayhem> o_O <MassChAoS> ouch <Rukee> owned :P |
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19th Jan 2004, 11:18 PM
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What?
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Qualthwar: "Friends don't let friends map drunk." Homer: "Marge, I’m pulling an all-nighter for my little girl. Put on a pot of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers." A quitter never wins, and don’t trust whitey. Qualthwar.com-Best viewed in 1024X768, or perhaps not at all. |
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19th Jan 2004, 11:25 PM
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These Exiled Years
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It's scarey to think that that's your mid-life crisis...
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Nali City's official AMmayhem <AMmayhem> howdy all * Rukee waves <AMmayhem> that had better been all 5 fingers... <Rukee> oh-you thought I was waving my hand, okay. <AMmayhem> well, someone your age, all the wrinkles blend together, making it hard to decipher what part of the body is being waved..... <AMmayhem> o_O <MassChAoS> ouch <Rukee> owned :P |
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19th Jan 2004, 11:33 PM
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I can't afford a red sports car, so i'll have to settle for stuff on the list.
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Qualthwar: "Friends don't let friends map drunk." Homer: "Marge, I’m pulling an all-nighter for my little girl. Put on a pot of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers." A quitter never wins, and don’t trust whitey. Qualthwar.com-Best viewed in 1024X768, or perhaps not at all. |
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19th Jan 2004, 11:58 PM
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Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!
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Come on, guys! Lets all go in halves.
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20th Jan 2004, 06:51 AM
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Banned
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I was gonna get you the compass...but my evil plan to squish the Earth vertically by increasing it's rate of spin and thus increase it's girth by 1 degree was thwarted by minions from Weight-Watchers...it seems this would have lowered the gravitational pull at the equator through centrifugal force, causing a sudden loss of weight for millions resulting in lower sales...but don't worry...I have ninja snipers stalking their cheif executive officers...soon....very soon...
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20th Jan 2004, 07:58 AM
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The Evil Spatula
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if i had ONE wish for my birthday... it would be for all the children of the world, to join hands and sing.
If i had TWO wishes for the world, it would be for all the children of the world to join hands and sing, and a check for one million dollars, tax free, payable to me, every month... remember the steve martin thing?
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20th Jan 2004, 11:05 AM
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That was a classic. Old SNL.
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Qualthwar: "Friends don't let friends map drunk." Homer: "Marge, I’m pulling an all-nighter for my little girl. Put on a pot of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers." A quitter never wins, and don’t trust whitey. Qualthwar.com-Best viewed in 1024X768, or perhaps not at all. |
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20th Jan 2004, 12:26 PM
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Mr. Sexy
Join Date: May. 2nd, 2000
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Nice list!
My birthday is next month...so take close attention: A clock that goes up to 13'o clock A Money making machine that spits out as little as "a dollar a day" A lobby in my house full of virgins so when i walk by they all giggle at me A very large Pirate ship with holes blown in the sides A "half" a cup of coffee (split in the middle) 300 gallons of fake snow A refrigerator that has an endless supply of V8 and Popsicles
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20th Jan 2004, 12:59 PM
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These Exiled Years
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Nali City's official AMmayhem <AMmayhem> howdy all * Rukee waves <AMmayhem> that had better been all 5 fingers... <Rukee> oh-you thought I was waving my hand, okay. <AMmayhem> well, someone your age, all the wrinkles blend together, making it hard to decipher what part of the body is being waved..... <AMmayhem> o_O <MassChAoS> ouch <Rukee> owned :P |
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20th Jan 2004, 01:35 PM
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...smells like groin.
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But you can't break them and make them scream for daddy and have them cry afterwards.
 err... Just think Q, you were in your early 40s when you came here... no longer...
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<Hourences> the goal of life is being retard <Robust> anyone know the latest patch number for ut2k3? <NiNo> UT2k4 <OO7MIKE_> the topic that just keeps on growing.....like a summers morning erection while you lay next to your school teacher |
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20th Jan 2004, 01:54 PM
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20th Jan 2004, 02:06 PM
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CLASSIC!!!
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20th Jan 2004, 02:47 PM
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Steve was one of those people that made you laugh just by the look on his face. The Jerk was funny. I loved the part where the sniper was shooting at him at the gas station and hitting the oil cans.
"He hates the cans! Stay away from the cans!" Lol!
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Qualthwar: "Friends don't let friends map drunk." Homer: "Marge, I’m pulling an all-nighter for my little girl. Put on a pot of coffee, drink it, and start making burgers." A quitter never wins, and don’t trust whitey. Qualthwar.com-Best viewed in 1024X768, or perhaps not at all. |
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20th Jan 2004, 03:15 PM
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I'm gonna have to go find that movie and watch it again. I was too young when it came out and could not appreciate it.
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20th Jan 2004, 03:27 PM
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I only remember bits and pieces of it. I think that was the movie where he thought he was a poor black child. At the end, he's leaving his home and he starts by taking a chair with him, or something. "All i need is this chair." Then he grabs something else and all he needs is the chair and that, then the chair that and that, and he just keeps going.
He writes a letter back home telling his family that he met a girl and has found some work. He said "work" because the lady said she would give him a blow "job." He was like a real-life Homer Simpson. Dumb as hell.
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22nd Jan 2004, 10:09 AM
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The only candy with the Petey crunch
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Happy Q-day B! Uhh I mean...Happy B-day Q.
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