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15th Jan 2004, 03:36 PM
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Fire Fly
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some funny thing I just read about Noads ark
1 what do you do with woodpeckers. 2.Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals. |
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15th Jan 2004, 04:03 PM
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The Evil Spatula
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my question was always, how do you keep the carnivours from eating everyone else? and where do you get vegetables for the herbavores? it's all a mystery. such is the essence of God.
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15th Jan 2004, 05:00 PM
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Mrs. Noah was a vegetable. Write your own bestiality joke.
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15th Jan 2004, 06:53 PM
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The Evil Spatula
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My Deviant Art It was Yossarian’s fault. The country was in peril. He was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them. - Joseph Heller, "Catch-22" Last edited by Cactus; 15th Jan 2004 at 06:55 PM. |
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15th Jan 2004, 08:06 PM
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id imagine the ark would have supplies...
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15th Jan 2004, 09:04 PM
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The Evil Spatula
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have you ever fed an elephant for 40 days and 40 nights? do you have any idea how much food that is? the ark had to be the size of massachusettes.
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My Deviant Art It was Yossarian’s fault. The country was in peril. He was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them. - Joseph Heller, "Catch-22" |
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15th Jan 2004, 09:24 PM
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Fire Fly
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well it would have taken one ark to feed one elephant.
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15th Jan 2004, 09:28 PM
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Baitshop opening soon.
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How did Noah collect all the animals? He must have made some very tiny traps and some very big traps. How did he go all the way around the world and collect 2 of each animal? I'm thinking that would take about 3,000 years. How did he know he hadn’t missed a species? We don’t even know how many species there are on earth. The rainforest has so many creatures that we haven’t begun to count them all. There would have been far more forests back then to hide creatures. He must have had a shopping list. Yeah, that’s it; he had a shopping list so he wouldn’t miss anything.
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15th Jan 2004, 09:32 PM
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Fire Fly
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here's another one, "Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs."
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15th Jan 2004, 09:54 PM
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Fairy tales
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15th Jan 2004, 10:00 PM
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What did the snakes eat? Mice? If you’re only allocated 2 mice, they are going to go rather quickly.
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15th Jan 2004, 10:26 PM
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The only candy with the Petey crunch
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15th Jan 2004, 11:41 PM
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Baitshop opening soon.
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How long does it take to clean up the cages? I guess you have to get up really early and start shoveling manure until late at night. If you didn’t the methane fumes alone would wipe out everybody on the arc.
BTW, what the hell is a cubit? Rhetorical question.
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16th Jan 2004, 12:13 AM
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The only candy with the Petey crunch
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Say now!
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Oh wait, I see...tales.  My bad.
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