Beerbaron and the Woes of ASCII Alucard's Wayward Hat

[Waffnuffly]

Picked this up in #lowunreal... goddamn, it's funny

[23:01] <Beerbaron>  _/\_
[23:01] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:01] <Waffnuffly> http://exu.netfirms.com/pics/ChefF***er.gif
[23:01] <Beerbaron> HERE COME DA PAAAAAAAAAAAIN
[23:01] <Waffnuffly> STFU OR CHEF CLEAVES YO ASS
[23:01] <Beerbaron> (**** his hat is still ****ed up)
[23:01] <Jinx256> Alucard's hat isn't pointy tho :/
[23:01] <Beerbaron> thats what my problem is...
[23:02] <Jinx256> hehe, did I just make the world a better place?
[23:02] <Waffnuffly> Chef is gonna cook YOUR OWN ASS and FEED IT TO YOU
[23:02] <Waffnuffly> ON A PLATE
[23:02] <Waffnuffly> MADE OF YOUR INTESTINES
[23:02] <Jinx256> yummeh
[23:02] <Beerbaron> _
[23:02] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:02] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:02] <Beerbaron> aww man almost.
[23:03] <Jinx256> tres close
[23:03] <Beerbaron>  _
[23:03] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:03] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:03] <Beerbaron> grr.
[23:03] <Beerbaron>  _
[23:03] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:03] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:03] <Beerbaron> grr.
[23:03] <Beerbaron>  _
[23:03] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:03] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:03] <Beerbaron> MOVE OVER.
[23:03] <Beerbaron> STUPID HYPHEN.
[23:03] <Waffnuffly> lol
[23:03] <Beerbaron> YOU DOING DISS TO ME MANG?! I'M EVIL JESUS, I MARACA YO ASS UP HONKEH
[23:03] <Waffnuffly> **** all i had to eat today was...
[23:03] <Beerbaron> *SHAKE SHAKE!!*
[23:03] <Jinx256> XD
[23:03] <Waffnuffly> crunchy peanut butter in a smal bowl with small ritz bits sandwiches
[23:04] <Beerbaron>  _
[23:04] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:04] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:04] <Beerbaron> ...
[23:04] <Waffnuffly> with *three bags of ritz
[23:04] <Waffnuffly> little bags
[23:04] <Waffnuffly> im hungry again damnit
[23:04] <Waffnuffly> DUDE IT WENT BACKWARDS!
[23:04] <Waffnuffly> WTF!
[23:04] <Beerbaron> _
[23:04] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:04] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:04] <Beerbaron> Nah, its not moving.
[23:04] <Waffnuffly> do you NOT KNOW HOW TO PRESS A SPACEBAR THREE TIMES?
[23:04] <Jinx256> aww, poor Beeb
[23:05] <Beerbaron> I DID.
[23:05] <Waffnuffly> :D|
[23:05] <Beerbaron> YOU FOUL INSOLENT HERETIC.
[23:05] <Waffnuffly> Evil Jesus is such a computer n00b.
[23:05] <Waffnuffly> too busy turning water into blood
[23:05] * Beerbaron throws the Babbling Infant of Babality at Waffnuffly dealing
 5-10 points of poison damage and +6 to Shriek damage over a course of three
 seconds
[23:05] <Waffnuffly> and giving healthy people lepracy
[23:05] <Beerbaron> FEEL THE POWER
[23:05] * Waffnuffly doesnt play RPGs
[23:05] <Waffnuffly> OMFG PIZZOWNED LOLOLWTF
[23:05] <Beerbaron> fine.
[23:05] * Beerbaron shoots Waff in the liver and kidney
[23:05] <Waffnuffly> ****,
[23:06] <Beerbaron> Gotta simplify it.
[23:06] <Waffnuffly> you scratched my Roman Armor >:(
[23:06] <Beerbaron> ...
[23:06] <Beerbaron> FINE.
[23:06] * Beerbaron stuffs Waff down Janet Reno's clevage.
[23:06] <Beerbaron> What now ya ho.
[23:06] <Waffnuffly> AAAAAAAAAAH
[23:06] <Waffnuffly> AHHHHHHHHHHHH
[23:06] <Jinx256> o_o
[23:06] <Waffnuffly> AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
[23:06] <Waffnuffly> AHAAHJAHAHAHA
[23:06] <Jinx256> damn, isn't that a little harsh?
[23:06] <Waffnuffly> MAKE IYT STOP MAKE IT STOP
[23:06] <Waffnuffly> STOOOOOOOOOOOOP
[23:06] <Waffnuffly> AHHHHHHHHHHHH
[23:07] <Waffnuffly> MAKE IT STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP
[23:07] * Waffnuffly gouges his eyeballs out
[23:07] <Beerbaron> Why?  You're still down there.
[23:07] * Waffnuffly then eats his eyes and ****s them out and tried to kick the
 **** off away
[23:07] <Beerbaron> Now you cant see to climb out.
[23:07] <Waffnuffly> i'm gonna die anyway dude
[23:07] <Waffnuffly> might as well not see it :D
[23:07] <Beerbaron> haha
[23:07] * Jinx256 is highly amused
[23:07] <Beerbaron> but you'll feel the course sandpaper like molted skin of her
 boobehs until you die.
[23:08] <Waffnuffly> its like.... wangpaper
[23:08] <Waffnuffly> antiwangpaper\
[23:08] <Beerbaron> Haha.
[23:08] <Beerbaron>  _| /say __/ \__
[23:08] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:08] <Beerbaron> lmao
[23:08] <Waffnuffly> i'll stab a fork into my spine until i've disabled my nerves
[23:08] <Waffnuffly> LOL
[23:08] <Beerbaron> :D
[23:08] <Waffnuffly> you STILL cant handle the spacebar.
[23:09] <Beerbaron>  _
[23:09] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:09] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:09] <Waffnuffly> rofl
[23:09] <Jinx256> lmao...beeb...I'm sorry I said anything
[23:09] <Beerbaron> /alukirbeh /say    _ | /say __/ \__ | /say (>O_O)>Jesus Christ
 Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:09] <Beerbaron> ^ thats the code man.
[23:09] <Beerbaron> look at the space.
[23:09] <Waffnuffly> rofl
[23:09] <Waffnuffly> thats messed up
[23:09] <Jinx256> put something before the spaces, see if it moves it over
[23:09] <Waffnuffly> try putting three dashes in front of the underscore
[23:10] <Waffnuffly> if it works, well, he has a little hat tail
[23:10] <Beerbaron> --- _
[23:10] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:10] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:10] <Beerbaron> And now it works.
[23:10] <Waffnuffly> ok two spaces
[23:10] <Waffnuffly> \o/
[23:10] <Beerbaron> dammit.
[23:10] <Waffnuffly> HAT TAIL
[23:10] <Waffnuffly> well its a bit high
[23:10] <Waffnuffly> but it does close the hat shape
[23:10] <Waffnuffly> sorta
[23:10] <Beerbaron> --- __ 
[23:10] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:10] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:10] <Beerbaron> wtf?!
[23:11] <Waffnuffly> LMFAO
[23:11] <Waffnuffly> now it looks like he had his head shot off and the bullet is leaving
[23:11] <Beerbaron> -- __
[23:11] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:11] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:11] <Beerbaron> close.
[23:11] <Beerbaron> -- _
[23:11] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:11] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:11] <Waffnuffly> \o/
[23:11] <Jinx256> rofl...this is priceless
[23:11] <Beerbaron> ...move back the other way.
[23:11] <Jinx256> his hat still isn't that pointy tho
[23:11] <Waffnuffly> this is the funniest log
[23:11] <Waffnuffly> ....evar
[23:11] <Beerbaron> I need to round it.
[23:11] <Beerbaron> -- _
[23:11] <Beerbaron> __( }__
[23:11] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:12] <Beerbaron> BAHDKFUI2H4;5Q4R
[23:12] <Beerbaron> DIE.
[23:12] <Beerbaron> HO.
[23:12] <Waffnuffly> YOU CANT HANDLE THE ASCII
[23:12] <Waffnuffly> 56gheyer!
[23:12] <Waffnuffly> wtfwtfwtfwlol
[23:12] <Beerbaron>  _
[23:12] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:12] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:12] <Waffnuffly> just make it pointy
[23:12] <Beerbaron>  _
[23:12] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:12] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:13] <Waffnuffly> and pretend he got his hat hit with a bat
[23:13] <Beerbaron> Thats as good as it's going to get.
[23:13] <Beerbaron>  
[23:13] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:13] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:13] <Waffnuffly> thats awesome
[23:13] <Beerbaron> Ho.
[23:13] <Waffnuffly> its like, ghetto script
[23:13] <Waffnuffly> now you have an unnecessary third line above it :D
[23:13] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:13] <Beerbaron> ...
[23:13] <Jinx256> hehehe
[23:13] <Beerbaron> __/ \__
[23:13] <Beerbaron> (>O_O)>Jesus Christ Is In Heaven Now==-
[23:13] <Beerbaron> There.
[23:13] <Waffnuffly> \o/
[23:13] <Beerbaron> NOW I'M GOING TO SET FIRE TO BUNNIES AND AMPUTEE OPRHANS.

:D

[Cap'n Beeb]

I'm doing this for my own good. For I have pwned myself.

[Jinx256]

Next time, if the hat is too pointy, I'll just keep my mouth shut :X

[Cap'n Beeb]

Well if you hadnt of told me I wouldnt of gotten it back to it's original state.