What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex

phatcat · 17th Dec 2003, 03:57 PM

Found this over at KungFool

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What Tolkien Officially Said About Elf Sex
Good and Bad News About Elf Libidos

The good news is that elves like sex. “The union of love is indeed to them great delight and joy.” (LACE) The bad news is that elves tend to lose interest in sex after they’ve had kids. “With the exercise of the power (of generation), the desire soon ceases, and the mind turns to other things…they have many other urges of body and of mind which their nature urges them to fulfil.” They do look back happily on the sexually-active time in their lives, though, a period of one to several hundred years. (LACE) Also, “they are seldom swayed by the desires of the body only, but are by nature continent and steadfast.” (LACE) Sorry....

tool · 17th Dec 2003, 04:23 PM

I wouldnt be having sex with a elf that had kids anyways.

TossMonkey · 17th Dec 2003, 04:42 PM

No, he'd be having sex with the kids.

tool · 17th Dec 2003, 04:43 PM

ouch!

Hehe that was good, I got owned on that one.

phatcat · 17th Dec 2003, 05:26 PM

[SNL]oh snap, oh snap, oh snap...[/SNL]

SlayerDragon · 17th Dec 2003, 06:15 PM

"One to several hundred years..."

DUDE!

Sign me up!

das_ben · 18th Dec 2003, 01:14 AM

Well that's pretty good to know in case I ever get around to pen & paper roleplaying with female players.

Atropos Megarea · 18th Dec 2003, 01:31 AM

lol.....phatcat you just like my elf ear don't you

that's what brought this on

phatcat · 18th Dec 2003, 07:06 AM

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Originally Posted by Atropos Megarea

lol.....phatcat you just like my elf ear don't you

that's what brought this on

oh nos!! shes onto me

naw, acctually I thought it would be funny

but your ears are still kawaii! ^_^

Fluid · 18th Dec 2003, 11:20 AM

Elf pr0n links in 3...2...1...

Metakill · 18th Dec 2003, 12:48 PM

Interesting that it was never mentioned in PJ's LOTR that Elrond himself is half-elven. I forget which parent was human.

TossMonkey · 18th Dec 2003, 02:00 PM

Several hundred years of sexoring elf females would never get boring.

SlayerDragon · 18th Dec 2003, 02:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TossMonkey

Several hundred years of sexoring elf females would never get boring.

I second the motion of that ocean.

iolair · 18th Dec 2003, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Metakill

Interesting that it was never mentioned in PJ's LOTR that Elrond himself is half-elven. I forget which parent was human.

Elrond and his brother Elros were the children of the man Beren and the Elf Luthien. They were able to choose whether they wanted mortal life of men or immortal life of Elves - one chose each way. The men who were descended from Elros enjoyed very long life - Aragorn himself is a direct line descendant of Elros.

Atropos Megarea · 18th Dec 2003, 11:55 PM

hehehe it was funny

~licks him~

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Originally Posted by phatcat

oh nos!! shes onto me

naw, acctually I thought it would be funny

but your ears are still kawaii! ^_^

Latent Image · 19th Dec 2003, 10:58 AM

mmmmmm Liv Tyler

W0RF · 19th Dec 2003, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by iolair

Elrond and his brother Elros were the children of the man Beren and the Elf Luthien. They were able to choose whether they wanted mortal life of men or immortal life of Elves - one chose each way. The men who were descended from Elros enjoyed very long life - Aragorn himself is a direct line descendant of Elros.

I had forgotten that from the LOTR mythos...

That might have made some nice character development for Elrond, explaining to the audience his waning faith in humanity... or why Aragorn knows so much about the elves... and etc.

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Originally Posted by Latent Image

mmmmmm Liv Tyler

[whisper]Stealing Beauty[/whisper]

17th Dec 2003, 04:42 PM	#3
TossMonkey brown bread? Join Date: Sep. 4th, 2001 Location: Great Britain. Posts: 6,098	No, he'd be having sex with the kids. __________________ All those moments will be lost, like tears in the rain. Time to die. PSN: Fifth-Elephant Quakelive: FifthElephant no good reason

17th Dec 2003, 05:26 PM	#5
phatcat akward cat Join Date: Dec. 29th, 2000 Location: Houston, Tx. If sending hatemail... Paris, France Posts: 9,355	[SNL]oh snap, oh snap, oh snap...[/SNL] __________________ Check out my new mod! SMOD: Tactical

17th Dec 2003, 06:15 PM	#6
SlayerDragon LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLADIES Join Date: Feb. 3rd, 2003 Posts: 7,667	"One to several hundred years..." DUDE! Sign me up! __________________ Code: __ , _ __ , \| \| / \_/ \_\|/ \_/ \_/ \_ \_/\|/\__/ \/ \|__/ \__/ \/ /\| /\| \\| \\|

18th Dec 2003, 01:14 AM	#7
das_ben Concerned. Join Date: Feb. 11th, 2000 Location: Teutonia Posts: 5,871	Well that's pretty good to know in case I ever get around to pen & paper roleplaying with female players. __________________ - Ben. [Flickr] \| [Blog] \| [Tumblr]

18th Dec 2003, 11:20 AM	#10
Fluid Zen fascists will control you Join Date: Aug. 2nd, 2000 Location: Maastricht, the Netherlands Posts: 2,767	Elf pr0n links in 3...2...1... __________________ GMD/S/SS d- s:-- a-- C++++ U! P! L+ E-- W++ N o? K? w++ OS/2! M! VMS? PS+ PE++ Y+ PGP! t- 5! X! R(+) tv-- b+ DI D G e h! r! !z* The man that hath no music in himself, Nor is not mov’d with concord of sweet sounds, Is fit for treasons, stratagems and spoils; The motions of his spirit are as dull as night, And his affections dark as Erebus: Let no such man be trusted.

17th Dec 2003, 04:23 PM	#2
tool BuFs #1 mom Join Date: Oct. 31st, 2001 Location: Up my ass Posts: 13,367	I wouldnt be having sex with a elf that had kids anyways.

17th Dec 2003, 04:43 PM	#4
tool BuFs #1 mom Join Date: Oct. 31st, 2001 Location: Up my ass Posts: 13,367	ouch! Hehe that was good, I got owned on that one.

18th Dec 2003, 01:31 AM	#8
Atropos Megarea Happy Kitty Join Date: Dec. 21st, 2002 Location: North Dakota Posts: 372	lol.....phatcat you just like my elf ear don't you that's what brought this on

18th Dec 2003, 12:48 PM	#11
Metakill Inhumane Join Date: Feb. 18th, 2000 Location: Redwood City, CA USA Posts: 2,430	Interesting that it was never mentioned in PJ's LOTR that Elrond himself is half-elven. I forget which parent was human.

18th Dec 2003, 02:00 PM	#12
TossMonkey brown bread? Join Date: Sep. 4th, 2001 Location: Great Britain. Posts: 6,098	Several hundred years of sexoring elf females would never get boring. __________________ All those moments will be lost, like tears in the rain. Time to die. PSN: Fifth-Elephant Quakelive: FifthElephant no good reason

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