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Old 27th Nov 2003, 06:30 AM   #1
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Laughing [TIPS] Before you buy a toy for Xmas gift

Any of you who has a kid or a little brother/sister or maybe a nephew/niece or just want to give the neighbour's kid a toy for Xmas, but is still confused on finding the right toy, read no more! Go to http://www.theonion.com/3946/tips.html

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Old 30th Nov 2003, 03:25 PM   #2
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Visit your local mall for such upscale toy stores as Wooden Toys Your Kids Will Hate and Professor Faggot Q. Boredom's Lame-U-Cational Cocksuckery.
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Old 30th Nov 2003, 04:19 PM   #3
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You're never too young for sex toys.

"Mommy mommy look Santa left me an inflatable ballgag! Woop woop!"
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Old 30th Nov 2003, 04:23 PM   #4
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You're never too young for sex toys.

"Mommy mommy look Santa left me an inflatable ballgag! Woop woop!"


i always give my litle brother Lego... or some cheap best buy 5 game
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