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AriTheDog · 5th Nov 2003, 08:02 PM

I thought we needed a serious, rational, discussion thread after all this UTForums tomfoolery, therefore I ask you all the age old question:

What should AriTheDog eat for dinner?

Now, I know we may have many proponents of me eating cock, of which I am rather fond, especially when Kentucky fried. Hens just don't stand up, in comparison. They lack the gamey flavor.

The sophomoric majority may pipe in with 'truffles' but alas, they're just coming into season, and therefore very expensive and hard to get.

If I were European, I could eat ass. I've heard that French Fries are at their best when fried in the fat of an equine.

But I'm getting ahead of myself. I shouldn't tell all of the intelligent forumgoers here what they plan to tell me. So, what should I eat?

tool · 5th Nov 2003, 08:09 PM

1. That poll does insult my intelligence, but I didnt pick the 4th option because I love you ari.

now anyways, I recommend some hot soup, maybe chilli, home made chilli, not the canned bull****.

phatcat · 5th Nov 2003, 08:09 PM

I give this thread 5 out of 5 dancing furry freaks.

Super Feen · 5th Nov 2003, 08:10 PM

If you don't have a Billy B's in your area it's not even worth it, go chew on some orange skin or something.

|pOt|fArMeRx · 5th Nov 2003, 08:12 PM

let someone cook for you for once

fagget

Lenix · 5th Nov 2003, 08:13 PM

Cold pizza is always good, if you've got it man.

thewalkingman · 5th Nov 2003, 08:20 PM

I have some leftover halloween candy I can pass off to you

tool · 5th Nov 2003, 08:22 PM

I've found 10 ways to eat those things. 0_o

AriTheDog · 5th Nov 2003, 08:23 PM

Melt em down and build cities of gold out of them. With the wrappers, you know.

PhrozeN · 5th Nov 2003, 08:40 PM

I suggest eating a shoe or even your daily newspaper

tool · 5th Nov 2003, 08:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PhrozeN

I suggest eating a shoe or even your daily newspaper

No, that is so unoriginal, that's what homeless people eat.

Zarkazm · 5th Nov 2003, 08:52 PM

I voted the same as tool. Disturbing.

DeeperShade · 5th Nov 2003, 08:54 PM

If you have a girlfriend, they're very edible

Or if not, order a chinese? Ya never know. The delivery girl may be cute (or a guy, depending on your luck

)

PhrozeN · 5th Nov 2003, 08:57 PM

Eat DeeperShades space girl pr0n collection.

AriTheDog · 5th Nov 2003, 09:41 PM

My girlfriend is Chinese.

That's officially the funniest post Tool's ever made after I've been drinking.

pine · 5th Nov 2003, 10:33 PM

I'd just like to point out that I never got any oral sex at band camp. It's unjust.

My favorite food is bean and egg burritos, with some cheese/salsa thrown in 'cause I'm psycho like that. Hearty and easy to make.

pine · 6th Nov 2003, 12:09 AM

Phatcat! Your +400 Extreme Awesomeosity is no match for my Sad Emo Attack of Heartbreak! I will kick your ass and then go make the saddest mix tape evar!

DeDpoet|BuF · 6th Nov 2003, 01:17 PM

pickalickakickabeataeatawipeakissauppalookasuckamybutt

say it fast 7x with your eyes closed and then open your mouth.

AriTheDog · 6th Nov 2003, 01:27 PM

Butt won't then a masked maurader appear in my mirror to pull out all my teeth from my oblong head?

DeDpoet|BuF · 6th Nov 2003, 01:44 PM

kahunasonthebeachside?

View Poll Results: You like touching your peepee?
I like it a lot.	12	44.44%
Only boys have peepees. I like crab.	2	7.41%
Red Lobster all you can eat binge and purge fiesta.	4	14.81%
This poll insults my intelligence. (Tool, don't pick this.)	9	33.33%
Voters: 27. You may not vote on this poll

5th Nov 2003, 08:02 PM	#1
AriTheDog frog steering expert Join Date: May. 6th, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 4,695	Serious rational discussors need only post: I thought we needed a serious, rational, discussion thread after all this UTForums tomfoolery, therefore I ask you all the age old question: What should AriTheDog eat for dinner? Now, I know we may have many proponents of me eating cock, of which I am rather fond, especially when Kentucky fried. Hens just don't stand up, in comparison. They lack the gamey flavor. The sophomoric majority may pipe in with 'truffles' but alas, they're just coming into season, and therefore very expensive and hard to get. If I were European, I could eat ass. I've heard that French Fries are at their best when fried in the fat of an equine. But I'm getting ahead of myself. I shouldn't tell all of the intelligent forumgoers here what they plan to tell me. So, what should I eat? __________________ [16:58] <moke`hapy> the puke is the money shot

5th Nov 2003, 08:09 PM	#3
phatcat akward cat Join Date: Dec. 29th, 2000 Location: Houston, Tx. If sending hatemail... Paris, France Posts: 9,355	I give this thread 5 out of 5 dancing furry freaks. __________________ Check out my new mod! SMOD: Tactical

5th Nov 2003, 08:10 PM	#4
Super Feen probably not a skrull Join Date: Jun. 23rd, 2001 Location: Erection Cove Posts: 872	If you don't have a Billy B's in your area it's not even worth it, go chew on some orange skin or something. __________________ What a fun sexy time for you.

5th Nov 2003, 08:12 PM	#5
\|pOt\|fArMeRx 3rd degree CD burns Join Date: Jun. 12th, 2001 Location: canada eh Posts: 962	let someone cook for you for once fagget __________________ Rolleyes: The tool of the ignorant. It's much easier to be a retarded pygmy hippo and roll your eyes than it is to try and have any kind of discussion that might require you to fire a few neurons and use your brain. -Nemephosis

5th Nov 2003, 08:09 PM	#2
tool BuFs #1 mom Join Date: Oct. 31st, 2001 Location: Up my ass Posts: 13,367	1. That poll does insult my intelligence, but I didnt pick the 4th option because I love you ari. now anyways, I recommend some hot soup, maybe chilli, home made chilli, not the canned bull****.

5th Nov 2003, 08:13 PM	#6
Lenix The Pondering Freedom Fighter Join Date: Oct. 12th, 2002 Posts: 232	Cold pizza is always good, if you've got it man. __________________ Deepsy, Selerox, Phil, Prophetus Wave whatever flag you want, it's the same crap. In the end, all of it's about the dollar. You don't like it? Change it. Don't know how? The hell you don't.

5th Nov 2003, 08:22 PM	#8
tool BuFs #1 mom Join Date: Oct. 31st, 2001 Location: Up my ass Posts: 13,367	I've found 10 ways to eat those things. 0_o

5th Nov 2003, 08:23 PM	#9
AriTheDog frog steering expert Join Date: May. 6th, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 4,695	Melt em down and build cities of gold out of them. With the wrappers, you know. __________________ [16:58] <moke`hapy> the puke is the money shot

5th Nov 2003, 08:40 PM	#10
PhrozeN And Apple a day keeps the doctor away Join Date: Sep. 16th, 2001 Location: Winnipeg MB Posts: 799	I suggest eating a shoe or even your daily newspaper

5th Nov 2003, 08:57 PM	#14
PhrozeN And Apple a day keeps the doctor away Join Date: Sep. 16th, 2001 Location: Winnipeg MB Posts: 799	Eat DeeperShades space girl pr0n collection.

5th Nov 2003, 09:41 PM	#15
AriTheDog frog steering expert Join Date: May. 6th, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 4,695	My girlfriend is Chinese. That's officially the funniest post Tool's ever made after I've been drinking. __________________ [16:58] <moke`hapy> the puke is the money shot

5th Nov 2003, 10:33 PM	#16
pine Official Photography Thread Appreciator Join Date: Apr. 29th, 2001 Location: IRL Posts: 6,143	I'd just like to point out that I never got any oral sex at band camp. It's unjust. My favorite food is bean and egg burritos, with some cheese/salsa thrown in 'cause I'm psycho like that. Hearty and easy to make. __________________ One great big festering neon distraction I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied Learn to swim! Clan pdX

6th Nov 2003, 12:09 AM	#17
pine Official Photography Thread Appreciator Join Date: Apr. 29th, 2001 Location: IRL Posts: 6,143	Phatcat! Your +400 Extreme Awesomeosity is no match for my Sad Emo Attack of Heartbreak! I will kick your ass and then go make the saddest mix tape evar! __________________ One great big festering neon distraction I've a suggestion to keep you all occupied Learn to swim! Clan pdX

6th Nov 2003, 01:17 PM	#18
DeDpoet\|BuF Only this, & nothing more... Join Date: Dec. 6th, 2001 Location: Mularn Posts: 1,353	pickalickakickabeataeatawipeakissauppalookasuckamybutt say it fast 7x with your eyes closed and then open your mouth. __________________ "Many a man has reached the summit of a life-long ambition and found it to be mere vanity. In gaining all he has lost all; wealth has come, but the power to enjoy it has gone; life has been worn out in the pursuit, and no strength is left with which to enjoy the game. It shall not be so with the man who lives by faith [in Christ], for his chief joys are above, and his comfort lies within. To him God is joy so rich that other joy is comparatively flavorless." C.H. Spurgeon >play on, mobace<

6th Nov 2003, 01:27 PM	#19
AriTheDog frog steering expert Join Date: May. 6th, 2001 Location: USA Posts: 4,695	Butt won't then a masked maurader appear in my mirror to pull out all my teeth from my oblong head? __________________ [16:58] <moke`hapy> the puke is the money shot

6th Nov 2003, 01:44 PM	#20
DeDpoet\|BuF Only this, & nothing more... Join Date: Dec. 6th, 2001 Location: Mularn Posts: 1,353	kahunasonthebeachside? __________________ "Many a man has reached the summit of a life-long ambition and found it to be mere vanity. In gaining all he has lost all; wealth has come, but the power to enjoy it has gone; life has been worn out in the pursuit, and no strength is left with which to enjoy the game. It shall not be so with the man who lives by faith [in Christ], for his chief joys are above, and his comfort lies within. To him God is joy so rich that other joy is comparatively flavorless." C.H. Spurgeon >play on, mobace<

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