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View Poll Results: You like touching your peepee?
I like it a lot. 12 44.44%
Only boys have peepees. I like crab. 2 7.41%
Red Lobster all you can eat binge and purge fiesta. 4 14.81%
This poll insults my intelligence. (Tool, don't pick this.) 9 33.33%
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 08:02 PM   #1
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Serious rational discussors need only post:

I thought we needed a serious, rational, discussion thread after all this UTForums tomfoolery, therefore I ask you all the age old question:

What should AriTheDog eat for dinner?

Now, I know we may have many proponents of me eating cock, of which I am rather fond, especially when Kentucky fried. Hens just don't stand up, in comparison. They lack the gamey flavor.

The sophomoric majority may pipe in with 'truffles' but alas, they're just coming into season, and therefore very expensive and hard to get.

If I were European, I could eat ass. I've heard that French Fries are at their best when fried in the fat of an equine.

But I'm getting ahead of myself. I shouldn't tell all of the intelligent forumgoers here what they plan to tell me. So, what should I eat?
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 08:09 PM   #2
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1. That poll does insult my intelligence, but I didnt pick the 4th option because I love you ari.

now anyways, I recommend some hot soup, maybe chilli, home made chilli, not the canned bull****.
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 08:09 PM   #3
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 08:10 PM   #4
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 08:12 PM   #5
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let someone cook for you for once

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Old 5th Nov 2003, 08:13 PM   #6
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 08:20 PM   #7
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I have some leftover halloween candy I can pass off to you
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 08:22 PM   #8
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I've found 10 ways to eat those things. 0_o
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 08:23 PM   #9
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Melt em down and build cities of gold out of them. With the wrappers, you know.
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 08:40 PM   #10
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I suggest eating a shoe or even your daily newspaper
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 08:43 PM   #11
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I suggest eating a shoe or even your daily newspaper
No, that is so unoriginal, that's what homeless people eat.
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 08:52 PM   #12
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I voted the same as tool. Disturbing.
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 08:54 PM   #13
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If you have a girlfriend, they're very edible
Or if not, order a chinese? Ya never know. The delivery girl may be cute (or a guy, depending on your luck )
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 08:57 PM   #14
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Eat DeeperShades space girl pr0n collection.
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 09:41 PM   #15
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My girlfriend is Chinese.

That's officially the funniest post Tool's ever made after I've been drinking.
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Old 5th Nov 2003, 10:33 PM   #16
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I'd just like to point out that I never got any oral sex at band camp. It's unjust.

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Old 6th Nov 2003, 12:09 AM   #17
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Phatcat! Your +400 Extreme Awesomeosity is no match for my Sad Emo Attack of Heartbreak! I will kick your ass and then go make the saddest mix tape evar!
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Old 6th Nov 2003, 01:17 PM   #18
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Old 6th Nov 2003, 01:27 PM   #19
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Butt won't then a masked maurader appear in my mirror to pull out all my teeth from my oblong head?
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Old 6th Nov 2003, 01:44 PM   #20
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