Remember the NASCAR prank call? ("It's 'NASCAR' not 'BLACKCAR'!") There are more!

TheShiningWizard · 29th Oct 2003, 08:52 AM

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mrbergis.html

They're even better than the first one

I suggest listening to them from the bottom-up.

novak · 29th Oct 2003, 11:28 AM

Wow, that was one angry dude. I really don't blame him for getting worked up though, the callers we're real *******s and that kind of continuous harassment would make everyone snap eventually. I feel a bit sorry for the guy even though he's a friggin redneck.

TheShiningWizard · 29th Oct 2003, 12:20 PM

Funny thing is, he never remembers the voices from the last time. I thought he'd caught them in the Gay School call, but then it turns out he thought they were telemarketers he'd gotten a legit call from, earlier

Keganator · 29th Oct 2003, 02:33 PM

YAr HAr HAR hahaha, AAAAh hahaha, that guy is hillarious, absolutely hillarious!

CloudOne · 29th Oct 2003, 04:41 PM

OMG That so made my day thanks for posting this lmao I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to die... wait Im still laughing lmao

DEFkon · 29th Oct 2003, 11:43 PM

I wonder if these were ever "aired" As far as i know you have to ask someone's persmission before you can put them on the air.

[UMC]Boron · 30th Oct 2003, 01:38 AM

omg...man he went on a roll of insults at that nascar one...."he used ball sucker hahah" ah man, thanks for these

*edit*

I take that back...he goes on a roll on like everyone, jesus...

GenoOfTheCrayon · 30th Oct 2003, 06:57 PM

The one thing I found most funny was during the Gay/Lesbian Elementary School one, he yells at his daughter who's like 7 to drop the phone and she acts like it's nothing. I mean he's like "Drop the fucking phone!".

CloudOne · 30th Oct 2003, 09:54 PM

PUT THE ****ING PHONE DOWN !!!! my daddy says I have to go now

-Snakebite- · 31st Oct 2003, 04:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DEFkon

I wonder if these were ever "aired" As far as i know you have to ask someone's persmission before you can put them on the air.

I doubt you do, otherwise prank calls would be impossible on the radio.
I sent these round to the guys at work, people were in fits

Big_Duke_06 · 31st Oct 2003, 11:28 AM

I really enjoyed these calls, too... But I gotta tell ya, beyond the first one - the NASCAR one - the rest seem a bit contrived. Almost like everyone knew what was going on (including Mr. Bergis) - his reactions are just a bit too good. Just me?

Matthew

TheShiningWizard · 31st Oct 2003, 11:48 AM

I don't think so. I used to work in phone spamming, and I talked to some people who were damn near as crazy as Mr. Bergis. There was this one guy who, in the middle of an interview, said "Wait, wait... you're fucking half-black, aren't you?" After I said I was "multi-racial", he went on this crazy rant about how "my people" are "fucking ruining 3000 fucking years of the Lord's segragation", or something stupid like that. I pointed out that blacks didn't exactly enslave themselves to white rapists; which prompted him to call me a "half breed motherfucking white-ass nigger" and such.

My supe had actually been monitoring the call, and after the crazy man hung up, he came over to me and said "Next time you get a guy like that on the phone, just stick to the script and try not to laugh so much."

29th Oct 2003, 08:52 AM	#1
TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical. Join Date: Jun. 26th, 2000 Location: New England Posts: 2,643	Remember the NASCAR prank call? ("It's 'NASCAR' not 'BLACKCAR'!") There are more! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/mrbergis.html They're even better than the first one I suggest listening to them from the bottom-up. __________________

29th Oct 2003, 12:20 PM	#3
TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical. Join Date: Jun. 26th, 2000 Location: New England Posts: 2,643	Funny thing is, he never remembers the voices from the last time. I thought he'd caught them in the Gay School call, but then it turns out he thought they were telemarketers he'd gotten a legit call from, earlier __________________

29th Oct 2003, 02:33 PM	#4
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29th Oct 2003, 04:41 PM	#5
CloudOne Sublime Rules and I'm an idiot! Join Date: Mar. 12th, 2002 Location: ArIzOnA Posts: 381	OMG That so made my day thanks for posting this lmao I was laughing so hard I thought I was going to die... wait Im still laughing lmao __________________ -formally Neo[4C]

29th Oct 2003, 11:43 PM	#6
DEFkon Shhh Join Date: Dec. 23rd, 1999 Posts: 1,931	I wonder if these were ever "aired" As far as i know you have to ask someone's persmission before you can put them on the air. __________________ The one who is good at shooting does not hit the center of the target.

29th Oct 2003, 11:28 AM	#2
novak Join Date: Oct. 22nd, 2003 Posts: 1,541	Wow, that was one angry dude. I really don't blame him for getting worked up though, the callers we're real *******s and that kind of continuous harassment would make everyone snap eventually. I feel a bit sorry for the guy even though he's a friggin redneck.

30th Oct 2003, 01:38 AM	#7
[UMC]Boron UMC's Official Drunkard Join Date: Oct. 10th, 2002 Location: Minnesota, USA Posts: 387	omg...man he went on a roll of insults at that nascar one...."he used ball sucker hahah" ah man, thanks for these edit I take that back...he goes on a roll on like everyone, jesus... __________________ ...while im standing prone ready to fire ... -Silent Trigger Well it's fun for a short while...especially when you blow off Boron because he likes it so - {GD}Asmodeus Last edited by [UMC]Boron; 30th Oct 2003 at 01:44 AM.

30th Oct 2003, 06:57 PM	#8
GenoOfTheCrayon l33t 14 year old with an iron sight RC50 Join Date: Sep. 30th, 2001 Location: Middleof Nowhere Posts: 936	The one thing I found most funny was during the Gay/Lesbian Elementary School one, he yells at his daughter who's like 7 to drop the phone and she acts like it's nothing. I mean he's like "Drop the fucking phone!". __________________ Morp.

30th Oct 2003, 09:54 PM	#9
CloudOne Sublime Rules and I'm an idiot! Join Date: Mar. 12th, 2002 Location: ArIzOnA Posts: 381	PUT THE ****ING PHONE DOWN !!!! my daddy says I have to go now __________________ -formally Neo[4C]

31st Oct 2003, 11:28 AM	#11
Big_Duke_06 Charlie Don't Surf! Join Date: May. 25th, 2003 Location: Arizona, USA Posts: 360	I really enjoyed these calls, too... But I gotta tell ya, beyond the first one - the NASCAR one - the rest seem a bit contrived. Almost like everyone knew what was going on (including Mr. Bergis) - his reactions are just a bit too good. Just me? Matthew

31st Oct 2003, 11:48 AM	#12
TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical. Join Date: Jun. 26th, 2000 Location: New England Posts: 2,643	I don't think so. I used to work in phone spamming, and I talked to some people who were damn near as crazy as Mr. Bergis. There was this one guy who, in the middle of an interview, said "Wait, wait... you're fucking half-black, aren't you?" After I said I was "multi-racial", he went on this crazy rant about how "my people" are "fucking ruining 3000 fucking years of the Lord's segragation", or something stupid like that. I pointed out that blacks didn't exactly enslave themselves to white rapists; which prompted him to call me a "half breed motherfucking white-ass nigger" and such. My supe had actually been monitoring the call, and after the crazy man hung up, he came over to me and said "Next time you get a guy like that on the phone, just stick to the script and try not to laugh so much." __________________

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