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Old 26th Oct 2003, 09:47 PM   #1
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Wink A "WTF" moment Id like to share with you!

Well I work at a hardware store "Canadian Tire" for those of you who may who dont live in Canada will obvioulsy not know what the hell that place is or where Canada is located on the map for that matter.

Anyways heres the story: I was walking behind the lighting gallery looking at garbage on the floors that I could pick up. I found a few tags and such, aaaand then out of no where on the floor behind Isle 23 is a fully intact uneaten peanut butter and jam sandwhich. It had some dirt on it and such but was not eaten. I just stood there and stared at it for like 5 minutes and it finally occured to me "WTF is an uneaten sandwhich doing on the floor behind lighting?" Needless to say it was immediately confiscated and sealed in a plastic bag pending further investigation. And that was my WTF moment of the day
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Old 26th Oct 2003, 09:53 PM   #2
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Old 26th Oct 2003, 10:35 PM   #3
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Well I work at a hardware store "Canadian Tire" for those of you who may who dont live in Canada will obvioulsy not know what the hell that place is or where Canada is located on the map for that matter.


It's funny cause it's true!

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Anyways heres the story: I was walking behind the lighting gallery looking at garbage on the floors that I could pick up. I found a few tags and such, aaaand then out of no where on the floor behind Isle 23 is a fully intact uneaten peanut butter and jam sandwhich. It had some dirt on it and such but was not eaten. I just stood there and stared at it for like 5 minutes and it finally occured to me "WTF is an uneaten sandwhich doing on the floor behind lighting?" Needless to say it was immediately confiscated and sealed in a plastic bag pending further investigation. And that was my WTF moment of the day


Now that's just craaaaaaaazy.....
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Old 27th Oct 2003, 12:27 AM   #4
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That's bananas. Hence, my avatar.
Your "wtf moment" is 5x longer in your post than in the title.

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Old 27th Oct 2003, 07:07 AM   #5
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I'd like to find something like this
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Old 27th Oct 2003, 10:22 AM   #6
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Old 27th Oct 2003, 09:39 PM   #7
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Well I work at a hardware store "Canadian Tire" for those of you who may who dont live in Canada will obvioulsy not know what the hell that place is or where Canada is located on the map for that matter.

Anyways heres the story: I was walking behind the lighting gallery looking at garbage on the floors that I could pick up. I found a few tags and such, aaaand then out of no where on the floor behind Isle 23 is a fully intact uneaten peanut butter and jam sandwhich. It had some dirt on it and such but was not eaten. I just stood there and stared at it for like 5 minutes and it finally occured to me "WTF is an uneaten sandwhich doing on the floor behind lighting?" Needless to say it was immediately confiscated and sealed in a plastic bag pending further investigation. And that was my WTF moment of the day
Why'd you stare at it for so long? If you'd picked it up within five seconds you could have eaten it
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Old 27th Oct 2003, 10:21 PM   #8
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Old 27th Oct 2003, 11:23 PM   #9
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I KNEW IT, even hiding it here so clevarly in Canada it was still to be found!
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Old 28th Oct 2003, 08:03 AM   #10
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mabey I did.... annnnd mabey did!
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Old 28th Oct 2003, 11:22 AM   #11
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