Toilet paper debate: Wad vs Fold

Puppeteer (Ghepetto) · 22nd Oct 2003, 01:31 AM

I fold. I find it smooooooooother and a less chance of tearage for those splashy situations. What do you guys think?

Bushwack · 22nd Oct 2003, 01:43 AM

i think your far too bored Ghep, LMFAO

I wipe with freshly caught white fluffy bunnies, then discard them, or rather unleash thier skidmarked terror into the wildernesses

5eleven · 22nd Oct 2003, 01:44 AM

Jesus, you are sick.

Besides, their fur sticks to your bum.

Bushwack · 22nd Oct 2003, 01:46 AM

Not if you wipe with the ears first

5eleven · 22nd Oct 2003, 01:49 AM

First off, I ain't usin no ears from no animal to wipe mah anus. It just ain't rite havin' them bucky teeth that close to mah jew-els.

Secondly, I just use my luckeh rabbit's foot, fo 'mergencies, always handeh, if you git mah drift.

Puppeteer (Ghepetto) · 22nd Oct 2003, 01:50 AM

!!!!!!!!! hhhhahahaha..

But seriously though, I'm interested to see what you guys have to say. (other than beastiality and bunny wiping and such.)

Bushwack · 22nd Oct 2003, 01:51 AM

ok lemme get this straight, you ARE shoving the FOOT of a small furry creature up your butt?

Knowing this forum you should be asking if they even WIPE instead of HOW they wipe Ghep :P At least me and 5el are 'inventive'

5eleven · 22nd Oct 2003, 01:53 AM

(deliverance music in background)

uhhhhh, naw man, is you sick er somethin?

But seriously, did you just say but seriously in a thread about whether you fold or wad toilet paper to wipe your asspipe?

Okay, well, in the interests of **ahem** enlightened debate in the off topic forum:

I have no time for folding, way too busy, I'm a wad wiper, and occasionally an accident investigator. (I will occasionally check out my own skidmarks dependent upon the week's ingestion of particularly brutal and spicy foods) I also generally will only perform one wipe per wad, and again dependent upon the food quality, may use up to and including 5-7 separate wads of the white stuff.

Puppeteer (Ghepetto) · 22nd Oct 2003, 01:58 AM

Shal I rephrase my question?

How do you wipe with TOILET PAPER? Do you wad/crinkle up the TP or do you fold the TP neatly to wipe YOUR ANUS/VAGINAL AREA?

5eleven · 22nd Oct 2003, 02:04 AM

he said vaginal.

Bushwack · 22nd Oct 2003, 02:05 AM

5eleven DEFINITELY wipes his vaginal area.......a LOT!

<technically thats called MASTERBATION>

^referring to his mastery of this technique

5eleven · 22nd Oct 2003, 02:07 AM

And you'd think a guy that waxes the carrot as much as Bushie, would at least be able to spell MASTURBATION correctly. Hehe. And no, I don't have a vagina.

Nor do I have a Mangina.

Alright, that's it, lock the goddamned thread. I'm friggin' offended.

This is so disturbed, why am I even participating? Late nights, long hours, and tales of asswiping. Can't beat that.

Bushwack · 22nd Oct 2003, 02:12 AM

you do BEAT OTHER things...a LOT:P

and technically i dont wax the carrot since i do have a girlfriend, speaking of girlfriends how is Rosy Palmer and her Sisters 5el? :P

5eleven · 22nd Oct 2003, 02:13 AM

That's low, and that's cheap.

However, in answer to your question, lately, I like to sit on my hand until it goes to sleep, then masturbate. That way, it feels like someone else is doing it.

Bushwack · 22nd Oct 2003, 02:14 AM

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! NICE see guys, i told you he was DA MASTERBATER!

BlAcK_PlAgUe22 · 22nd Oct 2003, 02:15 AM

Wad. Unless the toilet paper is running low, then I grab a hunk of tissues and fold them in half so I don't have to replace the toilet paper

5eleven · 22nd Oct 2003, 02:18 AM

Hmmm, absurd, yet flaccid.

Confident, yet revealing.

Lazy, yet thrifty.

For thriftiness' sake, I believe I would still get out fresh toilet paper, tissues are much more expensive.

I wish I had a bidet. http://www.bidet.com/meetmrbidet.htm

Milleniumhand · 22nd Oct 2003, 02:39 AM

I multiwhipe, so folds the only way for me.

spm1138 · 22nd Oct 2003, 03:33 AM

Fold.

I bet none of you wadders live in Greece.

TheShiningWizard · 22nd Oct 2003, 05:36 AM

Wad for my rear end, and fold one sheet to dry off my trouser snake after I rinse it.

...

What? At least my boxers don't have piss smell.

22nd Oct 2003, 01:31 AM	#1
Puppeteer (Ghepetto) Drunken Masta. Join Date: Sep. 29th, 2001 Location: So. Cal. Posts: 497	Toilet paper debate: Wad vs Fold I fold. I find it smooooooooother and a less chance of tearage for those splashy situations. What do you guys think? __________________ I liek milk!!! -Hitoshi Visit my DeviantArt page

22nd Oct 2003, 01:43 AM	#2
Bushwack Avenged Sevenfold... Join Date: Jul. 21st, 2003 Location: Ohio, NE Posts: 564	i think your far too bored Ghep, LMFAO I wipe with freshly caught white fluffy bunnies, then discard them, or rather unleash thier skidmarked terror into the wildernesses __________________ What are the Lesbians doing in MY Pirate Movie?!?!?! 5eleven: Like the Bad Lieutenant, only he's a Captain! ""I'm not gonna fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.""-George 'Dubbya' Bush

22nd Oct 2003, 01:44 AM	#3
5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain Join Date: Mar. 23rd, 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 787	Jesus, you are sick. Besides, their fur sticks to your bum. __________________ *You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.*- Al Capone

22nd Oct 2003, 01:46 AM	#4
Bushwack Avenged Sevenfold... Join Date: Jul. 21st, 2003 Location: Ohio, NE Posts: 564	Not if you wipe with the ears first __________________ What are the Lesbians doing in MY Pirate Movie?!?!?! 5eleven: Like the Bad Lieutenant, only he's a Captain! ""I'm not gonna fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.""-George 'Dubbya' Bush

22nd Oct 2003, 01:49 AM	#5
5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain Join Date: Mar. 23rd, 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 787	First off, I ain't usin no ears from no animal to wipe mah anus. It just ain't rite havin' them bucky teeth that close to mah jew-els. Secondly, I just use my luckeh rabbit's foot, fo 'mergencies, always handeh, if you git mah drift. __________________ *You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.*- Al Capone

View Poll Results: Wad vs Fold
Wad	14	43.75%
Fold	18	56.25%
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22nd Oct 2003, 01:50 AM	#6
Puppeteer (Ghepetto) Drunken Masta. Join Date: Sep. 29th, 2001 Location: So. Cal. Posts: 497	!!!!!!!!! hhhhahahaha.. But seriously though, I'm interested to see what you guys have to say. (other than beastiality and bunny wiping and such.) __________________ I liek milk!!! -Hitoshi Visit my DeviantArt page

22nd Oct 2003, 01:51 AM	#7
Bushwack Avenged Sevenfold... Join Date: Jul. 21st, 2003 Location: Ohio, NE Posts: 564	ok lemme get this straight, you ARE shoving the FOOT of a small furry creature up your butt? Knowing this forum you should be asking if they even WIPE instead of HOW they wipe Ghep :P At least me and 5el are 'inventive' __________________ What are the Lesbians doing in MY Pirate Movie?!?!?! 5eleven: Like the Bad Lieutenant, only he's a Captain! ""I'm not gonna fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.""-George 'Dubbya' Bush Last edited by Bushwack; 22nd Oct 2003 at 01:55 AM.

22nd Oct 2003, 01:53 AM	#8
5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain Join Date: Mar. 23rd, 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 787	(deliverance music in background) uhhhhh, naw man, is you sick er somethin? But seriously, did you just say but seriously in a thread about whether you fold or wad toilet paper to wipe your asspipe? Okay, well, in the interests of ahem enlightened debate in the off topic forum: I have no time for folding, way too busy, I'm a wad wiper, and occasionally an accident investigator. (I will occasionally check out my own skidmarks dependent upon the week's ingestion of particularly brutal and spicy foods) I also generally will only perform one wipe per wad, and again dependent upon the food quality, may use up to and including 5-7 separate wads of the white stuff. __________________ *You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.*- Al Capone Last edited by 5eleven; 22nd Oct 2003 at 01:57 AM.

22nd Oct 2003, 01:58 AM	#9
Puppeteer (Ghepetto) Drunken Masta. Join Date: Sep. 29th, 2001 Location: So. Cal. Posts: 497	Shal I rephrase my question? How do you wipe with TOILET PAPER? Do you wad/crinkle up the TP or do you fold the TP neatly to wipe YOUR ANUS/VAGINAL AREA? __________________ I liek milk!!! -Hitoshi Visit my DeviantArt page

22nd Oct 2003, 02:04 AM	#10
5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain Join Date: Mar. 23rd, 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 787	he said vaginal. __________________ *You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.*- Al Capone

22nd Oct 2003, 02:05 AM	#11
Bushwack Avenged Sevenfold... Join Date: Jul. 21st, 2003 Location: Ohio, NE Posts: 564	5eleven DEFINITELY wipes his vaginal area.......a LOT! <technically thats called MASTERBATION> ^referring to his mastery of this technique __________________ What are the Lesbians doing in MY Pirate Movie?!?!?! 5eleven: Like the Bad Lieutenant, only he's a Captain! ""I'm not gonna fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.""-George 'Dubbya' Bush Last edited by Bushwack; 22nd Oct 2003 at 02:10 AM.

22nd Oct 2003, 02:07 AM	#12
5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain Join Date: Mar. 23rd, 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 787	And you'd think a guy that waxes the carrot as much as Bushie, would at least be able to spell MASTURBATION correctly. Hehe. And no, I don't have a vagina. Nor do I have a Mangina. Alright, that's it, lock the goddamned thread. I'm friggin' offended. This is so disturbed, why am I even participating? Late nights, long hours, and tales of asswiping. Can't beat that. __________________ *You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.*- Al Capone Last edited by 5eleven; 22nd Oct 2003 at 02:09 AM.

22nd Oct 2003, 02:12 AM	#13
Bushwack Avenged Sevenfold... Join Date: Jul. 21st, 2003 Location: Ohio, NE Posts: 564	you do BEAT OTHER things...a LOT:P and technically i dont wax the carrot since i do have a girlfriend, speaking of girlfriends how is Rosy Palmer and her Sisters 5el? :P __________________ What are the Lesbians doing in MY Pirate Movie?!?!?! 5eleven: Like the Bad Lieutenant, only he's a Captain! ""I'm not gonna fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.""-George 'Dubbya' Bush Last edited by Bushwack; 22nd Oct 2003 at 02:13 AM.

22nd Oct 2003, 02:13 AM	#14
5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain Join Date: Mar. 23rd, 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 787	That's low, and that's cheap. However, in answer to your question, lately, I like to sit on my hand until it goes to sleep, then masturbate. That way, it feels like someone else is doing it. __________________ *You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.*- Al Capone

22nd Oct 2003, 02:14 AM	#15
Bushwack Avenged Sevenfold... Join Date: Jul. 21st, 2003 Location: Ohio, NE Posts: 564	ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! NICE see guys, i told you he was DA MASTERBATER! __________________ What are the Lesbians doing in MY Pirate Movie?!?!?! 5eleven: Like the Bad Lieutenant, only he's a Captain! ""I'm not gonna fire a $2 million missile at a $10 empty tent and hit a camel in the butt.""-George 'Dubbya' Bush

22nd Oct 2003, 02:15 AM	#16
BlAcK_PlAgUe22 I ooze. Join Date: Jul. 30th, 2001 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 3,423	Wad. Unless the toilet paper is running low, then I grab a hunk of tissues and fold them in half so I don't have to replace the toilet paper __________________ *[SDS] BlAcK_PlAgUe22*

22nd Oct 2003, 02:18 AM	#17
5eleven I don't give a f**k, call the Chaplain Join Date: Mar. 23rd, 2003 Location: Ohio Posts: 787	Hmmm, absurd, yet flaccid. Confident, yet revealing. Lazy, yet thrifty. For thriftiness' sake, I believe I would still get out fresh toilet paper, tissues are much more expensive. I wish I had a bidet. http://www.bidet.com/meetmrbidet.htm __________________ *You can get much further with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.*- Al Capone Last edited by 5eleven; 22nd Oct 2003 at 02:20 AM.

22nd Oct 2003, 02:39 AM	#18
Milleniumhand Registered User Join Date: Mar. 15th, 2002 Location: utah...the forbidden state Posts: 28	I multiwhipe, so folds the only way for me. __________________ meh.

22nd Oct 2003, 03:33 AM	#19
spm1138 Irony Is Join Date: Aug. 10th, 2001 Posts: 2,660	Fold. I bet none of you wadders live in Greece. __________________

22nd Oct 2003, 05:36 AM	#20
TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical. Join Date: Jun. 26th, 2000 Location: New England Posts: 2,644	Wad for my rear end, and fold one sheet to dry off my trouser snake after I rinse it. ... What? At least my boxers don't have piss smell. __________________

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