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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 01:31 AM   #1
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Toilet paper debate: Wad vs Fold

I fold. I find it smooooooooother and a less chance of tearage for those splashy situations. What do you guys think?
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 01:43 AM   #2
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i think your far too bored Ghep, LMFAO

I wipe with freshly caught white fluffy bunnies, then discard them, or rather unleash thier skidmarked terror into the wildernesses
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 01:44 AM   #3
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Jesus, you are sick.

Besides, their fur sticks to your bum.
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 01:46 AM   #4
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Not if you wipe with the ears first
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 01:49 AM   #5
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First off, I ain't usin no ears from no animal to wipe mah anus. It just ain't rite havin' them bucky teeth that close to mah jew-els.

Secondly, I just use my luckeh rabbit's foot, fo 'mergencies, always handeh, if you git mah drift.
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 01:50 AM   #6
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!!!!!!!!! hhhhahahaha..

But seriously though, I'm interested to see what you guys have to say. (other than beastiality and bunny wiping and such.)
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 01:51 AM   #7
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ok lemme get this straight, you ARE shoving the FOOT of a small furry creature up your butt?

Knowing this forum you should be asking if they even WIPE instead of HOW they wipe Ghep :P At least me and 5el are 'inventive'
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 01:53 AM   #8
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uhhhhh, naw man, is you sick er somethin?

But seriously, did you just say but seriously in a thread about whether you fold or wad toilet paper to wipe your asspipe?



Okay, well, in the interests of **ahem** enlightened debate in the off topic forum:

I have no time for folding, way too busy, I'm a wad wiper, and occasionally an accident investigator. (I will occasionally check out my own skidmarks dependent upon the week's ingestion of particularly brutal and spicy foods) I also generally will only perform one wipe per wad, and again dependent upon the food quality, may use up to and including 5-7 separate wads of the white stuff.
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 01:58 AM   #9
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Shal I rephrase my question?

How do you wipe with TOILET PAPER? Do you wad/crinkle up the TP or do you fold the TP neatly to wipe YOUR ANUS/VAGINAL AREA?
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 02:04 AM   #10
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he said vaginal.
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 02:05 AM   #11
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5eleven DEFINITELY wipes his vaginal area.......a LOT!


<technically thats called MASTERBATION>


^referring to his mastery of this technique
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 02:07 AM   #12
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And you'd think a guy that waxes the carrot as much as Bushie, would at least be able to spell MASTURBATION correctly. Hehe. And no, I don't have a vagina.

Nor do I have a Mangina.

Alright, that's it, lock the goddamned thread. I'm friggin' offended.

This is so disturbed, why am I even participating? Late nights, long hours, and tales of asswiping. Can't beat that.
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 02:12 AM   #13
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you do BEAT OTHER things...a LOT:P

and technically i dont wax the carrot since i do have a girlfriend, speaking of girlfriends how is Rosy Palmer and her Sisters 5el? :P
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 02:13 AM   #14
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That's low, and that's cheap.

However, in answer to your question, lately, I like to sit on my hand until it goes to sleep, then masturbate. That way, it feels like someone else is doing it.

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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 02:14 AM   #15
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ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!! NICE see guys, i told you he was DA MASTERBATER!
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 02:15 AM   #16
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Wad. Unless the toilet paper is running low, then I grab a hunk of tissues and fold them in half so I don't have to replace the toilet paper
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 02:18 AM   #17
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Hmmm, absurd, yet flaccid.

Confident, yet revealing.

Lazy, yet thrifty.

For thriftiness' sake, I believe I would still get out fresh toilet paper, tissues are much more expensive.

I wish I had a bidet. http://www.bidet.com/meetmrbidet.htm
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 02:39 AM   #18
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I multiwhipe, so folds the only way for me.
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 03:33 AM   #19
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Fold.

I bet none of you wadders live in Greece.
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Old 22nd Oct 2003, 05:36 AM   #20
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Wad for my rear end, and fold one sheet to dry off my trouser snake after I rinse it.

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What? At least my boxers don't have piss smell.
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