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5th Oct 2003, 09:34 PM
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Join Date: May. 12th, 2002
Location: 73° 35' W 45° 30' N
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The ''I have a penis'' thread
Yes.
I have a penis and I'm proud of it
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<Slimjim`> My parents caught me masturbating one day, and responded with making me a cake to celebrate my ascent into manhood. At the time I should have been "what the holy bejesusing ****" but instead I was like "hey, free cake." |
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5th Oct 2003, 09:36 PM
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Instagib 4 Life
Join Date: Feb. 7th, 2002
Location: Canadian Ghetto
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Hell ya, I can't see where I would be without mine. Pissing out my mouth is not an option I'd be happy with. Then again, might be thirsty. Aww screw that
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5th Oct 2003, 09:36 PM
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These Exiled Years
Join Date: Nov. 3rd, 2001
Location: NaliCity, MI
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I don't think anyone doubted...
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Nali City's official AMmayhem <AMmayhem> howdy all * Rukee waves <AMmayhem> that had better been all 5 fingers... <Rukee> oh-you thought I was waving my hand, okay. <AMmayhem> well, someone your age, all the wrinkles blend together, making it hard to decipher what part of the body is being waved..... <AMmayhem> o_O <MassChAoS> ouch <Rukee> owned :P |
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5th Oct 2003, 09:37 PM
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Nali City Administrator
Join Date: Dec. 21st, 2000
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To think of those long lonely nights without my lovely gwand...
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5th Oct 2003, 09:37 PM
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Never wrong
Join Date: Nov. 3rd, 2001
Location: USA
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my e-pns is bigger than yours!
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UP, UP, DOWN, DOWN, LEFT, RIGHT, LEFT, RIGHT, B, A, START. i am now uber |
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5th Oct 2003, 09:38 PM
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Super Mario Breakdance!
Join Date: Jun. 27th, 2003
Location: Hot South GA
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Mine can camoflauge itself, like Predator.
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5th Oct 2003, 09:48 PM
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Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!
Join Date: Nov. 3rd, 2001
Location: Apple Maggot Quarentine Area
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I have a Romulan Penis Cloaking Device.
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http://www.mrc.org/  Liberalism should be banned.  Jesus pwnz I kid proofed the whole house but they still get in! I'm mentioning oosyxxx here as a thank you for mentioning me in his sig. I DO feel better. |
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5th Oct 2003, 09:50 PM
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Ninja
Join Date: Dec. 20th, 1999
Location: Toitle
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My penis does not hide in the shadows of geeky sci-fi tech.
Proud is my penis!
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Runs Linux and is therefore better than you. dotnetbeast: You don't have a laptop? Imagine gettng a J. Smoker while playing a fps? |
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5th Oct 2003, 09:52 PM
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Super Mario Breakdance!
Join Date: Jun. 27th, 2003
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My penis can beat Guile's penis.
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5th Oct 2003, 09:54 PM
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Registered User
Join Date: May. 12th, 2002
Location: 73° 35' W 45° 30' N
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My penis shot my girlfriends kitty
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<Slimjim`> My parents caught me masturbating one day, and responded with making me a cake to celebrate my ascent into manhood. At the time I should have been "what the holy bejesusing ****" but instead I was like "hey, free cake." |
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5th Oct 2003, 09:56 PM
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The Evil Spatula
Join Date: Mar. 19th, 2000
Location: Ithaca (A.K.A. Cornell's Bitch) NY
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my penis
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My Deviant Art It was Yossarian’s fault. The country was in peril. He was jeopardizing his traditional rights of freedom and independence by daring to exercise them. - Joseph Heller, "Catch-22" |
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5th Oct 2003, 10:03 PM
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Spectacularly Lucky
Join Date: Mar. 6th, 2000
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Phallanx. Et tu Brutis.
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5th Oct 2003, 10:26 PM
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Join Date: Nov. 3rd, 2001
Location: Long Island
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i call my Penis "The General" or sometimes "The Prophet's Fury" and it is seven thousand feet long and can blow up moons and stuff just by exposing it.
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5th Oct 2003, 10:26 PM
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Gamer 4 Life
Join Date: Apr. 9th, 2002
Location: Some strange place called the USA
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I have an ego.
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"What matters most is how well you walk through the fire." -- Charles Bukowski The Blog: Intellectual Intercourse The Video Game Collection...so far The Wish List Now Playing: Final Fantasy XIII-2 (PS3) | Mass Effect 3 (PC) | Final Fantasy XI (PC) |
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5th Oct 2003, 10:31 PM
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These Exiled Years
Join Date: Nov. 3rd, 2001
Location: NaliCity, MI
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My penis gets plenty of exercise...
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Nali City's official AMmayhem <AMmayhem> howdy all * Rukee waves <AMmayhem> that had better been all 5 fingers... <Rukee> oh-you thought I was waving my hand, okay. <AMmayhem> well, someone your age, all the wrinkles blend together, making it hard to decipher what part of the body is being waved..... <AMmayhem> o_O <MassChAoS> ouch <Rukee> owned :P |
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5th Oct 2003, 10:31 PM
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Coffee overclocks the overclocker!!
Join Date: May. 15th, 2001
Location: Over here!!!
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My penis pisses expresso.
...and it does it really, really fast!!
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"This is your life, good to the last drop. It doesn`t get any better then this, and it`s ending ~one minute at a time." "Take care of your body, where else are you going to live" My car ownz you!! Restoration pictures password is 'GTO' |
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5th Oct 2003, 10:42 PM
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Qualthwar's Minion. Ph34r!
Join Date: Nov. 3rd, 2001
Location: Apple Maggot Quarentine Area
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Of course your getting your penis and the Death Star mixed up again.
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http://www.mrc.org/ Liberalism should be banned. Jesus pwnz I kid proofed the whole house but they still get in! I'm mentioning oosyxxx here as a thank you for mentioning me in his sig. I DO feel better. |
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5th Oct 2003, 10:54 PM
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Kissy!
Join Date: Dec. 21st, 2001
Location: monotony
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My penis....... Oh wait.
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5th Oct 2003, 11:53 PM
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Join Date: Nov. 3rd, 2001
Location: Long Island
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Of course your getting your penis and the Death Star mixed up again.
Dude Fuzz! You just gave me the coolest idea for comic strip! Holy shiit, I'll better get started... |
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6th Oct 2003, 02:06 AM
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Spectacularly Lucky
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