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Old 5th Oct 2003, 09:34 PM   #1
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The ''I have a penis'' thread

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I have a penis and I'm proud of it
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<Slimjim`> My parents caught me masturbating one day, and responded with making me a cake to celebrate my ascent into manhood. At the time I should have been "what the holy bejesusing ****" but instead I was like "hey, free cake."
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 09:36 PM   #2
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Hell ya, I can't see where I would be without mine. Pissing out my mouth is not an option I'd be happy with. Then again, might be thirsty. Aww screw that

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Old 5th Oct 2003, 09:36 PM   #3
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<AMmayhem> howdy all
* Rukee waves
<AMmayhem> that had better been all 5 fingers...
<Rukee> oh-you thought I was waving my hand, okay.
<AMmayhem> well, someone your age, all the wrinkles blend together, making it hard to decipher what part of the body is being waved.....
<AMmayhem> o_O
<MassChAoS> ouch
<Rukee> owned :P
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 09:37 PM   #4
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 09:37 PM   #5
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 09:38 PM   #6
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 09:48 PM   #7
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I kid proofed the whole house but they still get in!

I'm mentioning oosyxxx here as a thank you for mentioning me in his sig. I DO feel better.
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 09:50 PM   #8
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My penis does not hide in the shadows of geeky sci-fi tech.

Proud is my penis!
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 09:52 PM   #9
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 09:54 PM   #10
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<Slimjim`> My parents caught me masturbating one day, and responded with making me a cake to celebrate my ascent into manhood. At the time I should have been "what the holy bejesusing ****" but instead I was like "hey, free cake."
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 09:56 PM   #11
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 10:03 PM   #12
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 10:26 PM   #13
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i call my Penis "The General" or sometimes "The Prophet's Fury" and it is seven thousand feet long and can blow up moons and stuff just by exposing it.
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 10:26 PM   #14
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 10:31 PM   #15
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<AMmayhem> howdy all
* Rukee waves
<AMmayhem> that had better been all 5 fingers...
<Rukee> oh-you thought I was waving my hand, okay.
<AMmayhem> well, someone your age, all the wrinkles blend together, making it hard to decipher what part of the body is being waved.....
<AMmayhem> o_O
<MassChAoS> ouch
<Rukee> owned :P
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 10:31 PM   #16
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 10:42 PM   #17
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Originally Posted by Mister_Prophet
i call my Penis "The General" or sometimes "The Prophet's Fury" and it is seven thousand feet long and can blow up moons and stuff just by exposing it.

Of course your getting your penis and the Death Star mixed up again.
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Jesus pwnz

I kid proofed the whole house but they still get in!

I'm mentioning oosyxxx here as a thank you for mentioning me in his sig. I DO feel better.
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Old 5th Oct 2003, 10:54 PM   #18
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My penis....... Oh wait.
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hey noob, I think I know what NC likes(at least a few and I'm just waiting for certain people to see this). At least you've been watching enough internet porn to be familiar with the ancient art of japan glazing virgin faces with their finest creams. Gives you a plus behind your name


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Old 5th Oct 2003, 11:53 PM   #19
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Of course your getting your penis and the Death Star mixed up again.

Dude Fuzz! You just gave me the coolest idea for comic strip! Holy shiit, I'll better get started...
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Old 6th Oct 2003, 02:06 AM   #20
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Of course your getting your penis and the Death Star mixed up again.

Dude Fuzz! You just gave me the coolest idea for comic strip! Holy shiit, I'll better get started...
Didn't they already make "Space Balls"
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