I Said No Fornication!

Ranger 223 · 17th Sep 2003, 06:34 PM

http://www.demonbuster.com/demonlist.html

Holy crapshakes. This is comedic gold. Let me list off a few "horrible sinnable demonic things"

CATHOLICISM
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
CONFUCIANISM
HINDUISM
ISLAM
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
LATIHAN

SEXUAL IMPURITY
ADULTERY
INCUBUS
SUCCUBUS
BESTIALITY
EXPOSURE
FANTASY LUST
FORNICATION
FRIGIDITY
HARLOTRY
HOMOSEXUALITY
INCEST
LESBIANISM
LUST
MASTURBATION (your all bloody ****ing demons)
RAPE
SODOMY

rofl, to quote my friend "and the lord striketh down the sinning jehovahs witnesses, as they rang doorbells in sacred homes across the world, uninviteth."

Enjoy Boys and Gals. Wait, being a boy or girl, that makes you a demon. Oh ****!

Cap'n Beeb · 17th Sep 2003, 06:38 PM

So, if I masturbate to lesbian incest sodomy s&m porn... that makes me one full lovin party animal.

Grim_Reaper ~UFS~ · 17th Sep 2003, 07:03 PM

And also one disgusting ****er.

Ranger 223 · 17th Sep 2003, 07:05 PM

oh man, Automatic Handwriting. Poverty : Maybe this is why your poor! ROFL! Diabetes - Squid like demons taht attack 10 parts of your body at once! rofl. this is too good. Oh man, i dont think i have ever read such a huge heap of bull****, ever.

The_Pikeman · 17th Sep 2003, 08:20 PM

he he you missed DUNGEONS and DRAGONS
Have you seen the FAQ? ( http://www.demonbuster.com/3.html )

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2. Is having statues or figurines wrong? - Top
YES! Deut. 5:8 says, You shall not make for yourself a graven image OR ANY likeness of anything that is in the heavens above or that is in the earth beneath or that is in the water under the earth. - Updated: July 16, 2001

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3. Is speeding a sin? - Top
YES, and sin cannot get into Heaven. Rom 13:1, Titus 3:1 We must obey the laws of the land. - Updated: July 16, 2001

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9. Can demons mess with you while you sleep? - Top
YES! Demons can, AND humans that know how to do it, can get into your dreams, or even have sex with you. See our INCUBUS article. Make sure you do Spiritual Warfare before you go to sleep. - Updated: July 12, 2001

god damm where fo I get me some demon sex

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21. Do I have to sin to get more demons? - Top
NO. You can get them over the phone, looking at email or websites, walking down the street, etc, but especially at church, since most "Christians" don't think they can have demons. - Updated: July 12, 2001

-How.

CloudOne · 17th Sep 2003, 10:16 PM

Live your life thats how you get into heaven.

Damn crazy ass insecure religious people.

TheShiningWizard · 17th Sep 2003, 10:20 PM

Well, the furries are royally screwed.

I find it highly ironic that "FEAR OF HELL" is on that list.

Grim_Reaper ~UFS~ · 17th Sep 2003, 10:26 PM

Ha, everyone is ****ing screwed. "Crying" and "Weeping" is on the list. I think those crazy Christians forgot what they were doing as infants.

Saladin · 17th Sep 2003, 10:28 PM

hrm is ****ting youself on there?

TheShiningWizard · 17th Sep 2003, 10:39 PM

I don't think so. You may soil your pants to your heart's content.

A_Rimmerlister · 18th Sep 2003, 01:54 AM

no you can't because that would be listed as UNCLEANNESS ...

/me thinks it would have been easier to write what doesn't have/cause demonitis.

OICW · 18th Sep 2003, 06:55 AM

I only briefly skimmed through the list, is logic and reason there?

TheWhaleShark · 18th Sep 2003, 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OICW

I only briefly skimmed through the list, is logic and reason there?

Well, intellectualism is listed, so I imagine that would encompass logic and reason to some degree.

My personal fav, though, is anti-submissiveness.

LifesBane[4C] · 18th Sep 2003, 10:13 AM

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Originally Posted by Grim_Reaper ~UFS~

Ha, everyone is ****ing screwed. "Crying" and "Weeping" is on the list. I think those crazy Christians forgot what they were doing as infants.

John 11:35-- "Jesus wept." Uh oh, what's that mean for Jesus according to these guys' rules?!

17th Sep 2003, 06:34 PM	#1
Ranger 223 MS Paint Pimp Join Date: May. 26th, 2002 Posts: 191	I Said No Fornication! http://www.demonbuster.com/demonlist.html Holy crapshakes. This is comedic gold. Let me list off a few "horrible sinnable demonic things" CATHOLICISM CHRISTIAN SCIENCE CONFUCIANISM HINDUISM ISLAM JEHOVAH'S WITNESS LATIHAN SEXUAL IMPURITY ADULTERY INCUBUS SUCCUBUS BESTIALITY EXPOSURE FANTASY LUST FORNICATION FRIGIDITY HARLOTRY HOMOSEXUALITY INCEST LESBIANISM LUST MASTURBATION (your all bloody **ing demons) RAPE SODOMY rofl, to quote my friend "and the lord striketh down the sinning jehovahs witnesses, as they rang doorbells in sacred homes across the world, uninviteth." Enjoy Boys and Gals. Wait, being a boy or girl, that makes you a demon. Oh ! __________________ This voice shatters the calm of the day, like an alarm To wake up badder youth, and take up arms Cause more is necessary than vocabulary war Cause the toxic rock imports, gettin on your door C.I.A. I see ya later, cause your time is comin soon I flip the ** like, Pacino and it's your Dog Day Afternoon

17th Sep 2003, 06:38 PM	#2
Cap'n Beeb Banned Join Date: Nov. 27th, 1999 Location: A mountain compound Posts: 8,107	So, if I masturbate to lesbian incest sodomy s&m porn... that makes me one full lovin party animal. __________________ Cap'n Beeb & Fizzil <3 for life. Anaemic is a super stud.

17th Sep 2003, 07:03 PM	#3
Grim_Reaper ~UFS~ You're all gay and stupid. Join Date: Aug. 1st, 2002 Posts: 406	And also one disgusting ****er. __________________

17th Sep 2003, 07:05 PM	#4
Ranger 223 MS Paint Pimp Join Date: May. 26th, 2002 Posts: 191	oh man, Automatic Handwriting. Poverty : Maybe this is why your poor! ROFL! Diabetes - Squid like demons taht attack 10 parts of your body at once! rofl. this is too good. Oh man, i dont think i have ever read such a huge heap of bull**, ever. __________________ This voice shatters the calm of the day, like an alarm To wake up badder youth, and take up arms Cause more is necessary than vocabulary war Cause the toxic rock imports, gettin on your door C.I.A. I see ya later, cause your time is comin soon I flip the ** like, Pacino and it's your Dog Day Afternoon

17th Sep 2003, 10:16 PM	#6
CloudOne Sublime Rules and I'm an idiot! Join Date: Mar. 12th, 2002 Location: ArIzOnA Posts: 381	Live your life thats how you get into heaven. Damn crazy ass insecure religious people. __________________ -formally Neo[4C]

17th Sep 2003, 10:20 PM	#7
TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical. Join Date: Jun. 26th, 2000 Location: New England Posts: 2,644	Well, the furries are royally screwed. I find it highly ironic that "FEAR OF HELL" is on that list. __________________ Last edited by FeelTheUniverseXXX; 17th Sep 2003 at 10:21 PM.

17th Sep 2003, 10:26 PM	#8
Grim_Reaper ~UFS~ You're all gay and stupid. Join Date: Aug. 1st, 2002 Posts: 406	Ha, everyone is ****ing screwed. "Crying" and "Weeping" is on the list. I think those crazy Christians forgot what they were doing as infants. __________________

17th Sep 2003, 10:28 PM	#9
Saladin Fez Toting Warrior! Join Date: Jul. 25th, 2002 Location: Atlanta, GA, USA Posts: 509	hrm is ****ting youself on there? __________________ Camo maker "The aim of israel's policy is to lead the palestinians to believe, to internalize in the deepest recesses of their conciousesness, that they are a defeated people." - Moshe Ya'alon Israeli Chief of staff.

17th Sep 2003, 10:39 PM	#10
TheShiningWizard Because it's more fantastical. Join Date: Jun. 26th, 2000 Location: New England Posts: 2,644	I don't think so. You may soil your pants to your heart's content. __________________

18th Sep 2003, 01:54 AM	#11
A_Rimmerlister JaFO(JBE\|JBM) Join Date: Aug. 3rd, 2001 Location: Eindhoven, The Netherlands Posts: 2,920	no you can't because that would be listed as UNCLEANNESS ... /me thinks it would have been easier to write what doesn't have/cause demonitis. __________________ - Festina Lente - Fac Omniae Mente -

18th Sep 2003, 06:55 AM	#12
OICW Reason & Logic > Religion Join Date: Mar. 18th, 2000 Location: New South Wales, Sydney Australia Posts: 2,374	I only briefly skimmed through the list, is logic and reason there? __________________ "If there is a country that has committed unspeakable atrocities in the world, it is the United States of America" - Nelson Mandela, at the International Women's Forum

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