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Old 17th Sep 2003, 06:34 PM   #1
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Laughing I Said No Fornication!

http://www.demonbuster.com/demonlist.html


Holy crapshakes. This is comedic gold. Let me list off a few "horrible sinnable demonic things"


CATHOLICISM
CHRISTIAN SCIENCE
CONFUCIANISM
HINDUISM
ISLAM
JEHOVAH'S WITNESS
LATIHAN


SEXUAL IMPURITY
ADULTERY
INCUBUS
SUCCUBUS
BESTIALITY
EXPOSURE
FANTASY LUST
FORNICATION
FRIGIDITY
HARLOTRY
HOMOSEXUALITY
INCEST
LESBIANISM
LUST
MASTURBATION (your all bloody ****ing demons)
RAPE
SODOMY

rofl, to quote my friend "and the lord striketh down the sinning jehovahs witnesses, as they rang doorbells in sacred homes across the world, uninviteth."

Enjoy Boys and Gals. Wait, being a boy or girl, that makes you a demon. Oh ****!
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Old 17th Sep 2003, 06:38 PM   #2
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So, if I masturbate to lesbian incest sodomy s&m porn... that makes me one full lovin party animal.
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Old 17th Sep 2003, 07:03 PM   #3
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And also one disgusting ****er.
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Old 17th Sep 2003, 07:05 PM   #4
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oh man, Automatic Handwriting. Poverty : Maybe this is why your poor! ROFL! Diabetes - Squid like demons taht attack 10 parts of your body at once! rofl. this is too good. Oh man, i dont think i have ever read such a huge heap of bull****, ever.
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To wake up badder youth, and take up arms
Cause more is necessary than vocabulary war
Cause the toxic rock imports, gettin on your door
C.I.A. I see ya later, cause your time is comin soon
I flip the **** like, Pacino and it's your Dog Day Afternoon
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Old 17th Sep 2003, 08:20 PM   #5
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he he you missed DUNGEONS and DRAGONS
Have you seen the FAQ? ( http://www.demonbuster.com/3.html )
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2. Is having statues or figurines wrong? - Top
YES! Deut. 5:8 says, You shall not make for yourself a graven image OR ANY likeness of anything that is in the heavens above or that is in the earth beneath or that is in the water under the earth. - Updated: July 16, 2001

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3. Is speeding a sin? - Top
YES, and sin cannot get into Heaven. Rom 13:1, Titus 3:1 We must obey the laws of the land. - Updated: July 16, 2001

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YES! Demons can, AND humans that know how to do it, can get into your dreams, or even have sex with you. See our INCUBUS article. Make sure you do Spiritual Warfare before you go to sleep. - Updated: July 12, 2001

god damm where fo I get me some demon sex
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NO. You can get them over the phone, looking at email or websites, walking down the street, etc, but especially at church, since most "Christians" don't think they can have demons. - Updated: July 12, 2001


-How.
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You take a bunch of people who don't seem any different from you or me, but when you add them all together you get this sort of huge raving maniac with national boarders and a anthem Commander Samuel Vimes

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Old 17th Sep 2003, 10:16 PM   #6
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Live your life thats how you get into heaven.

Damn crazy ass insecure religious people.
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Old 17th Sep 2003, 10:20 PM   #7
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Well, the furries are royally screwed.

I find it highly ironic that "FEAR OF HELL" is on that list.
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Old 17th Sep 2003, 10:26 PM   #8
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Ha, everyone is ****ing screwed. "Crying" and "Weeping" is on the list. I think those crazy Christians forgot what they were doing as infants.
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Old 17th Sep 2003, 10:28 PM   #9
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hrm is ****ting youself on there?
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Old 17th Sep 2003, 10:39 PM   #10
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I don't think so. You may soil your pants to your heart's content.
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Old 18th Sep 2003, 01:54 AM   #11
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no you can't because that would be listed as UNCLEANNESS ...

/me thinks it would have been easier to write what doesn't have/cause demonitis.
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Old 18th Sep 2003, 06:55 AM   #12
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I only briefly skimmed through the list, is logic and reason there?
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Old 18th Sep 2003, 09:50 AM   #13
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I only briefly skimmed through the list, is logic and reason there?
Well, intellectualism is listed, so I imagine that would encompass logic and reason to some degree.

My personal fav, though, is anti-submissiveness.
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Old 18th Sep 2003, 10:13 AM   #14
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Ha, everyone is ****ing screwed. "Crying" and "Weeping" is on the list. I think those crazy Christians forgot what they were doing as infants.


John 11:35-- "Jesus wept." Uh oh, what's that mean for Jesus according to these guys' rules?!
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