"lets just be friends" - Page 3

Kaligraphic · 27th Aug 2003, 10:57 PM

While Balton suggests a 'friend' relationship, I'd say go ahead and hold out for a plutonic relationship. It just doesn't get any better that the Roman god of the dead. You just don't find every day a girl who'll consent to necrophilia.

19 · 28th Aug 2003, 01:59 AM

Tommy O's tips on getting women.

-Learn how to do all the import man duties (car stuff, house painting, bug killing, cutting the grass)

-Have a good job with good pay

-Go to the gym and work on your health and body which in turn improves your self confidence

-ALWAYS BE CLEAN!

-Dress to your body type, contacts always over glasses.

-Never brag. Find subtle ways to show her all the cool things you do.

-Do cool things.

-Be respectful, but let her know you still think she's attractive

-Talk. Chicks don't dig shy guys. Have something intresting to say.

This NEVER fails.

tool · 28th Aug 2003, 03:20 AM

Since we are on the subject of women, their is this one girl who likes me, and we are going to the same college together too. Gonna get together this week and hang out.

phillys · 28th Aug 2003, 05:36 AM

tool, i hate you.

Euphoric Beaver · 28th Aug 2003, 05:42 AM

Aww how cute. Tools growing up so damn fast.

Neddaf · 28th Aug 2003, 05:50 AM

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Originally Posted by desperado

Yup you got owned, next time you take a potential gf to the cinema buy some popcorn. Insert your ding dong from the bottom, once she reaches the jackpot and actually plays with it, you wont have any doubt. In fact you should surprise her with some extra butter.

Someone say Hot Butter? Gah that is so corny and doesnt work...

dont worry not from personal experience

Zarkazm · 28th Aug 2003, 07:12 AM

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Originally Posted by heretoday

You would probably do better making clear your intentions or simply offer to go halves.

Like the fact that he was dating her and paying wasn't a dead give-away.

SugarBear · 28th Aug 2003, 09:08 AM

speaking of halves, cut her in half, rob her parents, steal their car and drive to mexico, then hop a plane from there to a tiny little island, I would also suggest kidnapping 1-4 hot mexican chicks to take with you.

girls are annoying sometimes.

Destro7000 · 28th Aug 2003, 11:33 AM

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Someday I hope she and all other women realise that they don't have to date complete tools and that guys they can actually be friends with make good boyfriends too. Instead of dating the men that move in for the kill, women should know to date the guys who are a little more reserved than that and respect them and not want to jump straight into the sack.

Aha, for once I agree with you completely.

=D7K=

tool · 28th Aug 2003, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Ciced

Aww how cute. Tools growing up so damn fast.

I see her this afternoon, we gonna go out to lunch.

DeaJae · 28th Aug 2003, 11:53 AM

i think you got it lucky...

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deajae's txt

you avoiding me gal?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lynz`s txt

no,im not avoiding u. just got back from boyfriends house.

after 2 days of no contact...

DeeperShade · 28th Aug 2003, 12:38 PM

Send one back saying:
"I just got back from the 'munitions dump, where's your BF live again?"

TossMonkey · 28th Aug 2003, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by DeaJae

i think you got it lucky...

Heh, I had a girlfriend when I was 12 (I'd been her boyfriend since I was ten), then out of the blue she said "I've been kissing your best friend". People wonder why I'm a bitter son of a bitch.

tool · 28th Aug 2003, 01:01 PM

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Originally Posted by TossMonkey

Heh, I had a girlfriend when I was 12 (I'd been her boyfriend since I was ten), then out of the blue she said "I've been kissing your best friend". People wonder why I'm a bitter son of a bitch.

love doesnt count when you are 12, you have no clue what it even is at that age so dont worry about it.

Doc_EDo · 28th Aug 2003, 01:22 PM

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Originally Posted by TossMonkey

Deepershade, she's a bitch because she never once in the 3 weeks I've been blowing money on her saw me as a boyfriend figure.

Did she just think I was really kind? Did she think I just love spending a load of money on going to the pub and the cinema while she sits there happily with her free cinema ticket and free beer?

She took me for a ride. Plain and simple.

NO! You took yourself for a ride. You should know better.
Buy her one dinner and that's it. Then tell her: "Next dinner is on you!"
If she cares she'll invite you, if not she'll leave. You must test her too, not just let her play with you. I know it's not easy but you must.

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Originally Posted by TossMonkey

I hope I know what I'm doing by letting go of this girl, she was the first real hope of me not being alone I've had in years.

"Aha, life is like this. Aha, that's the way it is."
Do something new. Place an add in a paper. There are tons of lonely girls out there waiting for you. Act, but dont demand too much from yourself and others. There are limits to what a human can do.

Vers Vlees · 28th Aug 2003, 01:50 PM

haha
woman always say to me. "your nice but not cute"
and its driving me crazy

desperado · 28th Aug 2003, 02:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Vers Vlees

haha
woman always say to me. "your nice but not cute"
and its driving me crazy

http://maddox.xmission.com/shallow.html

SugarBear · 28th Aug 2003, 03:05 PM

my ex girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend, afterwards I was still going out with her and he is still my best friend.

she and I broke up for different reasons.

Doc_EDo · 28th Aug 2003, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SugarBear

my ex girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend, afterwards I was still going out with her and he is still my best friend.

she and I broke up for different reasons.

Wow! You're screwed up comrade!

tool · 28th Aug 2003, 04:32 PM

The lunch with the girl I was talking about went great. She is pretty awsome and even plays some video games.

She has a playstation 2 and likes fighting games and RPGs, I went with her to get Soul Calibur 2 after lunch. she rocks! We are going to the same college together too, which is going to be awsome. We have known each since around the start of our senior year in Highschool, so we been friends for awhile now.

she is just an all around very cool person. We arent going out or anything, but eh, big deal.

27th Aug 2003, 10:57 PM	#41
Kaligraphic Charles leChaud is my hero Join Date: Oct. 22nd, 2002 Location: Everywhere. Posts: 2,505	While Balton suggests a 'friend' relationship, I'd say go ahead and hold out for a plutonic relationship. It just doesn't get any better that the Roman god of the dead. You just don't find every day a girl who'll consent to necrophilia. __________________ find / -name 'base' \|xargs chown -R us && mv zig greatjustice

28th Aug 2003, 01:59 AM	#42
19 inbred Join Date: May. 2nd, 2002 Posts: 126	Tommy O's tips on getting women. -Learn how to do all the import man duties (car stuff, house painting, bug killing, cutting the grass) -Have a good job with good pay -Go to the gym and work on your health and body which in turn improves your self confidence -ALWAYS BE CLEAN! -Dress to your body type, contacts always over glasses. -Never brag. Find subtle ways to show her all the cool things you do. -Do cool things. -Be respectful, but let her know you still think she's attractive -Talk. Chicks don't dig shy guys. Have something intresting to say. This NEVER fails. __________________ For those of you saying that I’m wrong in this brilliant theory, consider this: No I’m not.

28th Aug 2003, 09:08 AM	#48
SugarBear Sadly Un-Surreal Join Date: May. 18th, 2001 Location: Doesn't even matter Posts: 1,712	speaking of halves, cut her in half, rob her parents, steal their car and drive to mexico, then hop a plane from there to a tiny little island, I would also suggest kidnapping 1-4 hot mexican chicks to take with you. girls are annoying sometimes. __________________ unless otherwise noted, my post is not to be taken seriously, if you get offended then it's because you're an idiot and you took it the wrong way, not my fault, smileys are for pansies I miss you Mobace. ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›

28th Aug 2003, 01:50 PM	#56
Vers Vlees Oohhh a custom title Join Date: Nov. 30th, 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 1,093	haha woman always say to me. "your nice but not cute" and its driving me crazy __________________ Im going to teach people that you get rich from giving and sharing Speeding trap in the Netherlands 500 million euro on fines per year. The things were a small nation can be great in

28th Aug 2003, 03:05 PM	#58
SugarBear Sadly Un-Surreal Join Date: May. 18th, 2001 Location: Doesn't even matter Posts: 1,712	my ex girlfriend cheated on me with my best friend, afterwards I was still going out with her and he is still my best friend. she and I broke up for different reasons. __________________ unless otherwise noted, my post is not to be taken seriously, if you get offended then it's because you're an idiot and you took it the wrong way, not my fault, smileys are for pansies I miss you Mobace. ‹^› ‹(•¿•)› ‹^›

28th Aug 2003, 03:20 AM	#43
tool BuFs #1 mom Join Date: Oct. 31st, 2001 Location: Up my ass Posts: 13,367	Since we are on the subject of women, their is this one girl who likes me, and we are going to the same college together too. Gonna get together this week and hang out.

28th Aug 2003, 05:36 AM	#44
phillys Continuing the Legacy.... Join Date: Aug. 31st, 2001 Location: Home @ Malaysia Posts: 2,794	tool, i hate you.

28th Aug 2003, 05:42 AM	#45
Euphoric Beaver impeccably groomed Join Date: Apr. 19th, 2001 Location: Great Britain Posts: 3,158	Aww how cute. Tools growing up so damn fast.

28th Aug 2003, 04:32 PM	#60
tool BuFs #1 mom Join Date: Oct. 31st, 2001 Location: Up my ass Posts: 13,367	The lunch with the girl I was talking about went great. She is pretty awsome and even plays some video games. She has a playstation 2 and likes fighting games and RPGs, I went with her to get Soul Calibur 2 after lunch. she rocks! We are going to the same college together too, which is going to be awsome. We have known each since around the start of our senior year in Highschool, so we been friends for awhile now. she is just an all around very cool person. We arent going out or anything, but eh, big deal.

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