Don't speaka my language?

[Prophetus]

For those who can't speak in the standard languages, this site is just for you.

To view Beyond Unreal's main page in your spoken tongue, just type in our url and everything will become oh so claire.

[Waffnuffly]

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!! I'm reading this topic in Redneck

[Prophetus]

You can use any page's url to read it in the available dialects...Yahoo News takes on a whole new meaning

nice find Prophetus.

how DID you manage to come across that jewel anyway???

[Prophetus]

I was actually looking for translations to the name Zian (Sparky's new name) to make fun of old Sparky. For some reason, this site came up...I love it.

I love how it took "The Mothership" and renamed it the "Mammyship"

[mobace]

didnt you say dont 'speaka' my language?


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thought so:

Traveling in a fried-out combie
On a hippie trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in and gave me breakfast
And she said,

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a vegemite sandwich
And he said,

"I come from a land down under
Where beer does flow and men chunder
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,

"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."

[zynthetic]

Hi. I regret to inform you that the owner of http://artists.mp3s.com/artists/318/zynthetic.html has requested that this web site not be translated by The Dialectizer

[BlAcK_PlAgUe22]

Quick! Someone red-neck www.whitehouse.gov!

[Clayeth]

Q: Yo! whut be dis place?
A: BeyondUnreal be de new crib uh de PlanetUnreal Fo'um Community. Slap mah fro!

[BlAcK_PlAgUe22]

Bork bork bork.

[Prophetus]

From www.whitehouse.gov

Mrs. Bush Friday said, "Wimmen, chillun an' widows who were fo'ced t'flee t'refugee camps is now returnin' home t'Afghanistan, as enny fool kin plainly see. Today, th' United States has he'ped some 150,000 varmints return, an' we haf pledged about $50.2 million dollars in suppo't fo' community-based health, ejoocayshun, shelter, water an' sanitashun projecks."