Conspiracy Theories

DLL · 28th Feb 2002, 03:46 PM

DLL is short for "Dell" and I'm actually a Dell agent sent to infiltrate the Infiltration community.

Rogue Leader is actually George Bush's second cousin. Some refer to him as the "Osama" of the Bush family.

DankBudz is really a 70 year old Catholic Nun who is suffering from a mental illness.

Angelheart is actually a computer AI written by John Carmack.

St0rmcaller · 28th Feb 2002, 04:16 PM

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Originally posted by DLL
DankBudz is really a 70 year old Catholic Nun who is suffering from a mental illness.

And I'm the Pope.

Dank · 28th Feb 2002, 04:19 PM

RogueLeader · 28th Feb 2002, 10:06 PM

I'm the outcast member of the Bush family that smoked crack and can't speak articulate english. Oh wait...

NotBillMurray · 28th Feb 2002, 10:35 PM

Don't forget that Zundafolge is a 38 year spinster aunt who personally led the million mom march and hates guns.

I think Keiichi is a 45 year old prison inmate with an X-Box and sincere hatred for things animated.

Also, Yurch is a chimpanzee with a million friends, a bunch of typewriters, and a whole lotta time.

Now, which of these three is the real thing?

28th Feb 2002, 03:46 PM	#1
DLL Chrysolyte Join Date: Mar. 12th, 2001 Posts: 1,897	Conspiracy Theories DLL is short for "Dell" and I'm actually a Dell agent sent to infiltrate the Infiltration community. Rogue Leader is actually George Bush's second cousin. Some refer to him as the "Osama" of the Bush family. DankBudz is really a 70 year old Catholic Nun who is suffering from a mental illness. Angelheart is actually a computer AI written by John Carmack. __________________ I don't understand all the "let's give peace a chance" people. I give peace a chance everyday. My Glock is there just in case peace doesn't show up.

28th Feb 2002, 04:19 PM	#3
Dank Mac Guru Join Date: Sep. 18th, 2000 Location: Genesis 1:12 Posts: 1,641	__________________ Dank adj. dank·er, dank·est adv. dank·ly n. dank·ness Disagreeably damp or humid. A moist place in a field, possibly akin to damp or to daggle dew. Damp; moist; humid; wet. Now that the fields are dank and ways are mire. --Milton.

28th Feb 2002, 10:06 PM	#4
RogueLeader Tama-chan says, "aurf aurf aurf!" Join Date: Oct. 19th, 2000 Location: Indiana. Kill me please. Posts: 5,314	I'm the outcast member of the Bush family that smoked crack and can't speak articulate english. Oh wait... __________________ <SaraP> I have no interest in putting pocky, of any flavor, in my panties

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28th Feb 2002, 10:35 PM	#5
NotBillMurray It's Suntory Time! Join Date: Mar. 11th, 2001 Posts: 2,294	Don't forget that Zundafolge is a 38 year spinster aunt who personally led the million mom march and hates guns. I think Keiichi is a 45 year old prison inmate with an X-Box and sincere hatred for things animated. Also, Yurch is a chimpanzee with a million friends, a bunch of typewriters, and a whole lotta time. Now, which of these three is the real thing?