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Old 15th Feb 2002, 08:22 PM   #1
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Comparative religions when sh!t happens

I think this is quite an old one .... I first saw it taped to the wall of a drug and alchohol de-tox project that I happened to be taking all the furniture out of.

Catholicism: "When Sh!t happens, I deserve it"

Protestantism: "Sh!t won't happen if I work harder"

Judaism: "Why does this sh!t always happen to me?"

Hinduism: "This sh!t has happened before"

Buddism: "But is it really sh!t?"

Islam: "When sh!t happens, take a hostage"

Hare krishna: "Sh!t happens rama dama ding dong"

Rastafarianism: "Lets smoke this sh!t"
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Old 15th Feb 2002, 08:24 PM   #2
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strange,yet true...
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Old 15th Feb 2002, 10:31 PM   #3
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Dude, that is so old!!
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Old 15th Feb 2002, 11:34 PM   #4
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ehm.....that's what he said

old or not it's a classic worth an occasional revisit.
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Old 16th Feb 2002, 08:30 AM   #5
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i think the islam thing is kinda iffy
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