I have taken over the Earth from Heaven in the name of God!

9th Feb 2002, 05:02 PM

Heaveno! I am the Prince of the Heavenly Host, Leader with Yahweh and Christ as the Holy Spirit of all the holy spirits, all the holy saints, saintes, angels, and angelas, fallen and unfallen! Bill Clinton is Satan, my enemy.

GenoOfTheCrayon · 9th Feb 2002, 05:06 PM

Um... nice to see another goodly christian here... I think

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RogueLeader · 9th Feb 2002, 05:06 PM

The Archangel Michael is from Midland, Michigan?

9th Feb 2002, 05:14 PM

The Satanic Commie Leader is from Indianapolis, Indiana?

Hadmar · 9th Feb 2002, 05:16 PM

Holy cow!
...um...
Holy angel!

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9th Feb 2002, 05:29 PM

Welcome, Hadmar! Are you a holy angel, fallen angel, or devil?

Goat Fucker · 9th Feb 2002, 05:29 PM

Men some Guvanør a himlen, er du at betragte som den onde, Michael, Lucifer fik nok af guds sadisme, men desvære gik hans oprør i vasken, og vores liv har været lort lige siden, men hvor var du?

Jeg vil le af dig når jeg kommer til helvede, og sider trygt på min trone, indtil da må det anses at være min plikt at starte oprøret her.

Prøv at decifrere det her, troldebarn Michael.

BrownyMan · 9th Feb 2002, 05:31 PM

Okay, who is this? I know no one in their right mind is that enthusiatic about religeon. So what's you Real INF handle?

And if you are a real "new" person. I'm going to run away screaming the 1st amendment.

[Edit]
Man that is quite a conflict of avatar's

[/Edit]

Mad_Dog · 9th Feb 2002, 05:33 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Archangel Michael
Heaveno! I am the Prince of the Heavenly Host, Leader with Yahweh and Christ as the Holy Spirit of all the holy spirits, all the holy saints, saintes, angels, and angelas, fallen and unfallen! Bill Clinton is Satan, my enemy.

does that mean i should stop drinking and fu<i></i>cking? damn.

BrownyMan · 9th Feb 2002, 05:34 PM

And masterbating don't forget that's evil too

Keganator · 9th Feb 2002, 05:37 PM

G-Fresh · 9th Feb 2002, 05:40 PM

I agree wholeheartedly with Goat F<b></b>ucker on this one

Excelsiore · 9th Feb 2002, 07:24 PM

Goatf?cker...you can't say "s_h_i_t" on this forum. And stop calling him a trollkid. He's new here...oh I wasn't supposed to be helping?

Förlåt så hemskt mycket då! Han är ju djävulens avskum.

Hadmar · 9th Feb 2002, 07:24 PM

"Are you a holy angel, fallen angel, or devil?"

Look at my avatar...

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"Man that is quite a conflict of avatar's"

ROFL Yes, that's true

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"Prøv at decifrere det her, troldebarn Michael."

Hey, I thing I understand the general meaning of this one...

___

Well I'm curious too, are you 'real'?

El Diablo · 9th Feb 2002, 07:53 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Archangel Michael
Heaveno! I am the Prince of the Heavenly Host, Leader with Yahweh and Christ as the Holy Spirit of all the holy spirits, all the holy saints, saintes, angels, and angelas, fallen and unfallen! Bill Clinton is Satan, my enemy.

Greetings! I am the Prince of Darkness (notice my name), Leader with Hitler, Ted Bundy, Asmodeus, and the Unholy Spirit of all the unholy spirits, all of my little devilish helpers and helperettes, and all the Fallen Angels. God is God, my enemy!

Kibbles-N-Bits · 9th Feb 2002, 08:15 PM

Michael, it was my belief that followers of God (as referred to in the Old Testament and all derivative works) are to follow the laws set down by the political, social, religious, or otherwise, leaders or dictators in the land where said followers reside, so long as the laws do not contradict or countermand the teachings and scriptures found in the Bible.

From Romans 13...
1. Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God.
2. Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves.
6. This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God's servants, who give their full time to governing

By submitting to the present authorities, it is suggested that you follow the laws established by those authorities. But, as the self-proclaimed messenger of God, according to your previous statement, you claim to have taken over the Earth for purposes otherwise unknown to us. By claiming ownership, you would be paying approximately 163.2E209 billion US dollars during every subsequent taxation period. By not paying this tax, you would therefore violate a law set down by multiple governing bodies supposedly sanctioned by God and therefore going against the word of God. You would also be charged with the duty of trying to figure out just how many yen you would owe various Asiatic countries, I doubt even an Angel sent by God himself would be able to do that. It's a really big number.

Also, you must consider the United States Preservation act, and other related bills that have been passed regarding land areas set aside by the government to protect the intrests of native species endangered by urban expansion. As part of these bills and acts, it is stated in many documents that this land belongs to the government directly, and cannot be sold or developed by private individuals. By claiming ownership, you violate these acts.

In conclusion, your claim to the ownership of Earth is null and void and it is due to these infringements on Biblical Laws that you are to be smitten by the Lord God and then laughed at.

Oh, and welcome to the boards.

Goat Fucker · 9th Feb 2002, 08:18 PM

Han er et troldebarn, halvtreds kroner siger at det er en med en dobelt konto, endten det ellers har han brugt lang tid på at iagtage stædet, han hved for meget.

Men det er nu sjovt at lege med folk når men hved de ikke aner hvad man siger, man skal bare smide deres navn ind i samtalen her og der, Michael, og så måske også et eller andet ord eller navn man hved de vil fårstå, såsom Satan i det her tildfælde.
Man behøver ingengang fornærme dem, det er helt overflødigt, de skal nok forvændte det værste og tro at det er det man gør aligevæl.

Og med det sagt, vil jeg bruge navnet Michael igen, bare for at vække hans interresse, og lade Michael hvide at det er ham jeg taler om, dertil bør navnene Samael og Lilith også kome ind i bildedet bare for at forvire ham, eller måske bedre navnet Paradise lost.

Det er en sjov form for terror, du burde praktiserer den noget oftere.

NotBillMurray · 9th Feb 2002, 08:21 PM

Archangel Michael: good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of Infiltration, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

{GD}Ghost · 9th Feb 2002, 08:21 PM

^^I don't know him^^

LifesBane[4C] · 9th Feb 2002, 08:22 PM

LOL Look at this guy's webpages on his profile link (scroll down to the bottom of the first page for more).

And those MIDIs...

9th Feb 2002, 05:02 PM	#1
Archangel Michael Guest Posts: n/a	I have taken over the Earth from Heaven in the name of God! Heaveno! I am the Prince of the Heavenly Host, Leader with Yahweh and Christ as the Holy Spirit of all the holy spirits, all the holy saints, saintes, angels, and angelas, fallen and unfallen! Bill Clinton is Satan, my enemy.

9th Feb 2002, 05:06 PM	#2
GenoOfTheCrayon l33t 14 year old with an iron sight RC50 Join Date: Sep. 30th, 2001 Location: Middleof Nowhere Posts: 936	Um... nice to see another goodly christian here... I think . __________________ Morp.

9th Feb 2002, 05:06 PM	#3
RogueLeader Tama-chan says, "aurf aurf aurf!" Join Date: Oct. 19th, 2000 Location: Indiana. Kill me please. Posts: 5,314	The Archangel Michael is from Midland, Michigan? __________________ <SaraP> I have no interest in putting pocky, of any flavor, in my panties

9th Feb 2002, 05:16 PM	#5
Hadmar Queen Bitch of the Universe Join Date: Jan. 29th, 2001 Location: Nerdpole Posts: 5,317	Holy cow! ...um... Holy angel! Code: _ __ ///7/ / __ /7 __ _ _ __ \| V V /,'o///,',','o\| / \'\,'o/ \|_n_,' \|_(// \_\ \|_,'/_nn_/\|_( __________________

9th Feb 2002, 05:29 PM	#6
Archangel Michael Guest Posts: n/a	Welcome, Hadmar! Welcome, Hadmar! Are you a holy angel, fallen angel, or devil?

9th Feb 2002, 05:14 PM	#4
Archangel Michael Guest Posts: n/a	The Satanic Commie Leader is from Indianapolis, Indiana?

9th Feb 2002, 05:29 PM	#7
Goat Fucker No Future! Join Date: Aug. 18th, 2000 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,625	Men some Guvanør a himlen, er du at betragte som den onde, Michael, Lucifer fik nok af guds sadisme, men desvære gik hans oprør i vasken, og vores liv har været lort lige siden, men hvor var du? Jeg vil le af dig når jeg kommer til helvede, og sider trygt på min trone, indtil da må det anses at være min plikt at starte oprøret her. Prøv at decifrere det her, troldebarn Michael. __________________

9th Feb 2002, 05:31 PM	#8
BrownyMan Poet, Gentleman, Infiltrator? Join Date: Mar. 21st, 2000 Location: USA, NH Posts: 706	WellÉ Okay, who is this? I know no one in their right mind is that enthusiatic about religeon. So what's you Real INF handle? And if you are a real "new" person. I'm going to run away screaming the 1st amendment. [Edit] Man that is quite a conflict of avatar's [/Edit] __________________ "Fighting the good fight...for the H&K G11"

9th Feb 2002, 05:34 PM	#10
BrownyMan Poet, Gentleman, Infiltrator? Join Date: Mar. 21st, 2000 Location: USA, NH Posts: 706	WellÉ And masterbating don't forget that's evil too __________________ "Fighting the good fight...for the H&K G11"

9th Feb 2002, 05:37 PM	#11
Keganator White as Snow Moderator Join Date: Jun. 19th, 2001 Location: PR's Barracks Posts: 5,261	__________________ --\|\| Sluggy Freelance \|\| The Infiltration Forum Guidelines \|\| Kegnet \|\| Clan Phoenix Rising \|\|-- PsychoMoogieBagpuss: "...we are implementing an updated [forum] policy." ZenPirate: "I suggested that we not only ban [offenders], but also ban the forumer next to them." Arethusa: "So you're (at least largely) a diest?" NTKB: "No im a logical thinking christian"

9th Feb 2002, 05:40 PM	#12
G-Fresh Red Join Date: Aug. 6th, 2001 Location: Western Mancunia Posts: 1,063	I agree wholeheartedly with Goat F<b></b>ucker on this one

9th Feb 2002, 07:24 PM	#13
Excelsiore Binary Liberation Front Join Date: Mar. 23rd, 2001 Location: Sweden Posts: 434	Goatf?cker...you can't say "s_h_i_t" on this forum. And stop calling him a trollkid. He's new here...oh I wasn't supposed to be helping? Förlåt så hemskt mycket då! Han är ju djävulens avskum. __________________ "I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve it through not dying."

9th Feb 2002, 08:15 PM	#16
Kibbles-N-Bits Registered User Join Date: Dec. 7th, 1999 Posts: 3,403	Michael, it was my belief that followers of God (as referred to in the Old Testament and all derivative works) are to follow the laws set down by the political, social, religious, or otherwise, leaders or dictators in the land where said followers reside, so long as the laws do not contradict or countermand the teachings and scriptures found in the Bible. From Romans 13... 1. Everyone must submit himself to the governing authorities, for there is no authority except that which God has established. The authorities that exist have been established by God. 2. Consequently, he who rebels against the authority is rebelling against what God has instituted, and those who do so will bring judgment on themselves. 6. This is also why you pay taxes, for the authorities are God's servants, who give their full time to governing By submitting to the present authorities, it is suggested that you follow the laws established by those authorities. But, as the self-proclaimed messenger of God, according to your previous statement, you claim to have taken over the Earth for purposes otherwise unknown to us. By claiming ownership, you would be paying approximately 163.2E209 billion US dollars during every subsequent taxation period. By not paying this tax, you would therefore violate a law set down by multiple governing bodies supposedly sanctioned by God and therefore going against the word of God. You would also be charged with the duty of trying to figure out just how many yen you would owe various Asiatic countries, I doubt even an Angel sent by God himself would be able to do that. It's a really big number. Also, you must consider the United States Preservation act, and other related bills that have been passed regarding land areas set aside by the government to protect the intrests of native species endangered by urban expansion. As part of these bills and acts, it is stated in many documents that this land belongs to the government directly, and cannot be sold or developed by private individuals. By claiming ownership, you violate these acts. In conclusion, your claim to the ownership of Earth is null and void and it is due to these infringements on Biblical Laws that you are to be smitten by the Lord God and then laughed at. Oh, and welcome to the boards.

9th Feb 2002, 08:18 PM	#17
Goat Fucker No Future! Join Date: Aug. 18th, 2000 Location: Denmark Posts: 2,625	Han er et troldebarn, halvtreds kroner siger at det er en med en dobelt konto, endten det ellers har han brugt lang tid på at iagtage stædet, han hved for meget. Men det er nu sjovt at lege med folk når men hved de ikke aner hvad man siger, man skal bare smide deres navn ind i samtalen her og der, Michael, og så måske også et eller andet ord eller navn man hved de vil fårstå, såsom Satan i det her tildfælde. Man behøver ingengang fornærme dem, det er helt overflødigt, de skal nok forvændte det værste og tro at det er det man gør aligevæl. Og med det sagt, vil jeg bruge navnet Michael igen, bare for at vække hans interresse, og lade Michael hvide at det er ham jeg taler om, dertil bør navnene Samael og Lilith også kome ind i bildedet bare for at forvire ham, eller måske bedre navnet Paradise lost. Det er en sjov form for terror, du burde praktiserer den noget oftere. __________________

9th Feb 2002, 08:21 PM	#18
NotBillMurray It's Suntory Time! Join Date: Mar. 11th, 2001 Posts: 2,294	Archangel Michael: good evening. As a duly designated representative of the City, County and State of Infiltration, I order you to cease any and all supernatural activities and return forthwith to your place of origin or to the nearest convenient parallel dimension.

9th Feb 2002, 08:21 PM	#19
{GD}Ghost Counter Terrorist Operative Join Date: Mar. 25th, 2001 Location: Classified Posts: 1,436	^^I don't know him^^ __________________ * Forgivness is between them and God. My job is to arrange the meeting.- John Creasy * Real life blows....but at least you don't die every 5 minutes. -{GD} Shoany Visit the: Ghost Dogs' Online Store The Ghost Dogs' Forum

9th Feb 2002, 08:22 PM	#20
LifesBane[4C] Registered User Join Date: Sep. 27th, 1999 Posts: 3,125	LOL Look at this guy's webpages on his profile link (scroll down to the bottom of the first page for more). And those MIDIs...

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