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Old 25th Jan 2002, 09:42 PM   #1
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My newest Girlfriend/Penis substitute

Here she is. Just got her in today. Ain't she purdy?
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Old 25th Jan 2002, 10:26 PM   #2
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I'm confuzzled. This is a substitute for a girlfriend AND a penis? Or is it OR a penis?
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Old 25th Jan 2002, 10:30 PM   #3
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I believe he is try to infer that instead of masturbating all day he will be playing with his new....hardware.
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Old 25th Jan 2002, 10:38 PM   #4
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Let's just say that I'm compensating for something
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Old 25th Jan 2002, 10:41 PM   #5
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"You dirty mother****er"

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Old 25th Jan 2002, 10:43 PM   #6
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You know what they say about men with graphic cards with big GPUs...

...AND THEN THE SQUIRRELS ATTACKED!
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Old 25th Jan 2002, 10:43 PM   #7
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Ti-500?
Ti-200?
Brand?
So many questions left unanswered but it does look swell.
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Old 25th Jan 2002, 10:46 PM   #8
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"You dirty mother****er"

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JIMMY!

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You know what they say about men with graphic cards with big GPUs...

...AND THEN THE SQUIRRELS ATTACKED!
Midgets, Dopefish, midgets
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Old 25th Jan 2002, 10:49 PM   #9
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PNY GF3 Ti 500

That good enough for you?!
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Old 25th Jan 2002, 10:52 PM   #10
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I still hate you!
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Old 25th Jan 2002, 11:03 PM   #11
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PNY GF3 Ti 500

That good enough for you?!
Yes, and now I hate you too.
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Old 25th Jan 2002, 11:09 PM   #12
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ok guys comon let's go over to his house beat him up and steal that sweet card.
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Old 25th Jan 2002, 11:09 PM   #13
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Don't be like that. Give your uncle Swarthy a hug!

BTW, I got some of those sweet ass 3D goggles with it. I bet you're really jealous now!
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Old 25th Jan 2002, 11:42 PM   #14
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My foot's going up someone's ass tonight!
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Old 25th Jan 2002, 11:46 PM   #15
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damn you all and your money!
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Old 26th Jan 2002, 02:22 AM   #16
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Unhappy

/me kicks swarthy
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Old 26th Jan 2002, 04:58 AM   #17
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You know what they say about men with graphic cards with big GPUs...

...AND THEN THE SQUIRRELS ATTACKED!
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Midgets, Dopefish, midgets
Ok...

...AND THEN THE MIDGET SQUIRRELS ATTACKED!

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