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Old 20th Jan 2002, 11:28 AM   #1
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Talking ]LoL['s new favorite map?

CTF-PooWars



- Two flag bases, in holes below 'ground' level
- Many piles of sh*t
- Swimmable piles of sh*t
- A *big* pile of sh*t that slowly moves forward and remorselessly crushes everything in it's path, except players hiding in the holes below ground level, which also contain weapons.
- Farts that will kill everyone except those inside the swimmable piles of sh*t
- Custom sounds
- Lots of pink lighting
- One BioRifle, one PulseRifle, one Minigun and one Redeemer per team
- One ShockRifle
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 12:41 PM   #2
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Riiiiiight....
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 01:32 PM   #3
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Wink

oh... c'mon! it's perfect for them!

In fact I wouldn't be surprised to see a big p00 wars tournament!
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 01:45 PM   #4
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there's fun and then there's tasteless. Try to guess which one this is.
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 01:48 PM   #5
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fun?
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 03:47 PM   #6
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I love it dude, what a great theme for a map. I am downloading it now! Thanks hal.
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 03:51 PM   #7
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Crap, no download link on the page. I e-mailed the author to try and get it!
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 04:01 PM   #8
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Search the nalicity forums and you'll find the map. There is a thread where this map came into existance because someone was bored.
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 04:48 PM   #9
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wow
we should make this the BuF home-map

And we could have Hot Carl tourneys on it and all
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 05:07 PM   #10
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/me wonders if i am still a newb cause i dont know if this map really exists or not
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 05:12 PM   #11
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fun?
guess again knucklehead

seriously. some things are better left to joke about and not actually carried out.....
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 05:22 PM   #12
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Here's the thread:
http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showt...threadid=90910
And here's a direct link:
http://neda.virtualave.net/maps/CTF-PooWarsBeta1.zip

Have fun
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 07:33 PM   #13
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Ah, go p00p on someone else's party Nightmare!
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 07:44 PM   #14
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That was disgusting! I need to p00p now.

I didn't get the point of adding shock rifle ammo around the enhanced shock rifle though. There is no regular shock on the map.
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 08:22 PM   #15
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guess again knucklehead

seriously. some things are better left to joke about and not actually carried out.....
Jeeze, lighten up Nem.

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Old 20th Jan 2002, 09:09 PM   #16
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AAAAARGGGGH death to the rolleyes smiley! Although I agree with you......but DEATH TO THE ROLLEYES!!

Anyhoo, I remember a thread here in the UT forum a while ago where it was discussed that this map was being worked on. I was actually thinking about it the other day....."I wonder if that map where you play inside someone's intenstine is ever gonna get finished?"

Looks like I got my answer .
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 10:20 PM   #17
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yourself. I don't think the idea of running through someone's arsehole is very fun. I wasn't asking if it was okay to post something against the general opinion of the map, I did it anyway.
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 10:24 PM   #18
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Okay you want me to lighten up? How's this.

I did get to thinking in IRC the other night about how someone should make a poo launcher. Take the biorifle and colour the shots/decals brown

Now you guys have the perfect map to play with that weapon on
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 11:00 PM   #19
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Beeaaautiful Nem! Thanks!

Every time I see that screenshot I have to just cringe, because that is just serious blockage!
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Old 20th Jan 2002, 11:31 PM   #20
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Beeaaautiful Nem! Thanks!

Every time I see that screenshot I have to just cringe, because that is just serious blockage!

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