Fortune cookies for all!

Clayeth · 18th Jan 2002, 05:17 PM

I mentioned this in another thread, but then remembered this site. Anyway, When me and my friends ever get a fortune cookie, we always add 'in bed' to the end. Makes for some interesting fortunes.

Go Here and post your fortune, with the extra ending. If someone knows a better one, post it. There aren't a whole lot of cookies here

Here's Mine:
"In order to win you must have a forklift, a grocery cart wheel and a muffin tin in bed."

FireSlash · 18th Jan 2002, 07:42 PM

Quote:

You will be called upon to help a 3 hole punch.

Clayeth · 18th Jan 2002, 11:27 PM

Camel · 18th Jan 2002, 11:56 PM

Destruction is one of your outstanding traits.

[evil]

[/evil]

eraser|BuF · 19th Jan 2002, 12:06 AM

Strong and bitter words indicate that you can talk in bed

I can do the in bed thing too can't i clayeth?

eraser|BuF · 19th Jan 2002, 12:08 AM

This is a good time to consider formally helping snails in bed

this fortune cookie idea is gold! gold i tell ya!

Clayeth · 19th Jan 2002, 12:11 AM

That's what I meant for everyone to do

"You will be called upon to help a 3 hole punch in bed"
"Destruction is one of your outstanding traits in bed"

get the idea?

BlAcK_PlAgUe22 · 19th Jan 2002, 12:33 AM

"A good evening is one spent with a sick fish that needs your help in bed."

Sam_The_Man · 19th Jan 2002, 04:37 AM

Quote:

Destruction is one of your outstanding traits.

Eww

Silver_Dragon · 19th Jan 2002, 06:52 AM

I got this

Quote:

When one lacks a sense of running, there will be disaster.

NeoNite · 19th Jan 2002, 06:55 AM

I got the destruction in bed thing as well, on my first try

Deathmaker · 19th Jan 2002, 07:51 AM

When one lacks a sense of running, there will be disaster......in bed.

Foetal Youth · 19th Jan 2002, 12:24 PM

I see truffles in your future

funkblast · 19th Jan 2002, 12:43 PM

"Ignorance never settles the fluffy cold nose puppy dog in Bed"
"You can have your cake and eat it too, so stop whining in bed"
"Anyone that dares to be, can always play with the kitty later in bed"

Clayeth · 19th Jan 2002, 01:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by funkblast
"Anyone that dares to be, can always play with the kitty later in bed"

mobace · 19th Jan 2002, 02:12 PM

Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer in bed.

/me thinks that was almost a classic

eraser|BuF · 19th Jan 2002, 08:49 PM

Shall i say we change the "In Bed" to somthing else? like "on the toilet" or some other place?

the~oreca · 19th Jan 2002, 08:58 PM

You have a natural dance groove and paper cutting ability which is highly valued by others in bed

Clayeth · 19th Jan 2002, 09:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eraser|BuF
Shall i say we change the "In Bed" to somthing else? like "on the toilet" or some other place?

I guess so. I tried to find a better site somewhere (with more that it just does randomly) but couldn't find one. We could just add whatever we want as a location to the end. How about this one:

"You have a natural dance groove and paper cutting ability which is highly valued by others in hell"

Assymilator · 19th Jan 2002, 09:56 PM

"Reduce to a minimum what is necessary in your fish bowl."

18th Jan 2002, 05:17 PM	#1
Clayeth Classic Join Date: Apr. 10th, 2000 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,602	Fortune cookies for all! I mentioned this in another thread, but then remembered this site. Anyway, When me and my friends ever get a fortune cookie, we always add 'in bed' to the end. Makes for some interesting fortunes. Go Here and post your fortune, with the extra ending. If someone knows a better one, post it. There aren't a whole lot of cookies here Here's Mine: "In order to win you must have a forklift, a grocery cart wheel and a muffin tin in bed." __________________ Stupid squirrels!!!

18th Jan 2002, 11:27 PM	#3
Clayeth Classic Join Date: Apr. 10th, 2000 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,602	__________________ Stupid squirrels!!!

18th Jan 2002, 11:56 PM	#4
Camel dduurrrrrrrrrr Join Date: Jun. 26th, 2001 Location: blarg Posts: 1,560	Destruction is one of your outstanding traits. [evil][/evil] __________________ When a cat is dropped, it always lands on its feet. When toast is dropped, it always lands with the buttered side facing down. I propose to strap a piece buttered toast to the back of a cat; the two will hover, spinning inches above the ground. With a giant buttered cat array, a high-speed monorail would easily link.

19th Jan 2002, 12:06 AM	#5
eraser\|BuF I'm like the pink, but erase like white Join Date: Jan. 22nd, 2000 Location: In the basement Posts: 401	Strong and bitter words indicate that you can talk in bed I can do the in bed thing too can't i clayeth? __________________ I gave up on signatures.

19th Jan 2002, 12:08 AM	#6
eraser\|BuF I'm like the pink, but erase like white Join Date: Jan. 22nd, 2000 Location: In the basement Posts: 401	This is a good time to consider formally helping snails in bed this fortune cookie idea is gold! gold i tell ya! __________________ I gave up on signatures.

19th Jan 2002, 12:11 AM	#7
Clayeth Classic Join Date: Apr. 10th, 2000 Location: Kentucky Posts: 5,602	That's what I meant for everyone to do "You will be called upon to help a 3 hole punch in bed" "Destruction is one of your outstanding traits in bed" get the idea? __________________ Stupid squirrels!!!

19th Jan 2002, 12:33 AM	#8
BlAcK_PlAgUe22 I ooze. Join Date: Jul. 30th, 2001 Location: Irvine, California Posts: 3,423	"A good evening is one spent with a sick fish that needs your help in bed." __________________ *[SDS] BlAcK_PlAgUe22*

19th Jan 2002, 06:55 AM	#11
NeoNite Edge of forever Join Date: Dec. 10th, 2000 Location: in a stream of stars Posts: 18,540	I got the destruction in bed thing as well, on my first try __________________

19th Jan 2002, 07:51 AM	#12
Deathmaker Balanced Join Date: Mar. 29th, 2001 Location: Manchester, England. Posts: 1,782	When one lacks a sense of running, there will be disaster......in bed. __________________

19th Jan 2002, 12:24 PM	#13
Foetal Youth Godlike Join Date: Nov. 14th, 2001 Location: Eng-er-land Posts: 1,096	I see truffles in your future

19th Jan 2002, 12:43 PM	#14
funkblast Join Date: Aug. 4th, 2001 Location: California Posts: 1,125	"Ignorance never settles the fluffy cold nose puppy dog in Bed" "You can have your cake and eat it too, so stop whining in bed" "Anyone that dares to be, can always play with the kitty later in bed" __________________

19th Jan 2002, 02:12 PM	#16
mobace rimmerlike :( Join Date: Sep. 28th, 2000 Location: guarding my cd's Posts: 2,482	Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer in bed. /me thinks that was almost a classic __________________ i want everything and you have nothing that i want {afk} Afraid For Kittens \| f0s \| irc ETG #wtfafk

19th Jan 2002, 08:49 PM	#17
eraser\|BuF I'm like the pink, but erase like white Join Date: Jan. 22nd, 2000 Location: In the basement Posts: 401	Shall i say we change the "In Bed" to somthing else? like "on the toilet" or some other place? __________________ I gave up on signatures.

19th Jan 2002, 08:58 PM	#18
the~oreca Retired. Join Date: Jul. 10th, 2000 Location: NB, Canada Posts: 2,730	You have a natural dance groove and paper cutting ability which is highly valued by others in bed __________________

19th Jan 2002, 09:56 PM	#20
Assymilator No idea what to put here. Join Date: Feb. 18th, 2001 Location: It's Not Atlanta, GA Posts: 2,373	"Reduce to a minimum what is necessary in your fish bowl." __________________

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