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Old 18th Jan 2002, 06:17 PM   #1
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Exclamation Fortune cookies for all!

I mentioned this in another thread, but then remembered this site. Anyway, When me and my friends ever get a fortune cookie, we always add 'in bed' to the end. Makes for some interesting fortunes.

Go Here and post your fortune, with the extra ending. If someone knows a better one, post it. There aren't a whole lot of cookies here

Here's Mine:
"In order to win you must have a forklift, a grocery cart wheel and a muffin tin in bed."
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Old 18th Jan 2002, 08:42 PM   #2
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 12:27 AM   #3
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 12:56 AM   #4
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Destruction is one of your outstanding traits.

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Old 19th Jan 2002, 01:06 AM   #5
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Strong and bitter words indicate that you can talk in bed
I can do the in bed thing too can't i clayeth?
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 01:08 AM   #6
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This is a good time to consider formally helping snails in bed this fortune cookie idea is gold! gold i tell ya!
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 01:11 AM   #7
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That's what I meant for everyone to do

"You will be called upon to help a 3 hole punch in bed"
"Destruction is one of your outstanding traits in bed"

get the idea?
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 01:33 AM   #8
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 05:37 AM   #9
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 07:52 AM   #10
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 07:55 AM   #11
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I got the destruction in bed thing as well, on my first try
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 08:51 AM   #12
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When one lacks a sense of running, there will be disaster......in bed.
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 01:24 PM   #13
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 01:43 PM   #14
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"Ignorance never settles the fluffy cold nose puppy dog in Bed"
"You can have your cake and eat it too, so stop whining in bed"
"Anyone that dares to be, can always play with the kitty later in bed"

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Old 19th Jan 2002, 02:19 PM   #15
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"Anyone that dares to be, can always play with the kitty later in bed"
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 03:12 PM   #16
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Now is the time to make circles with mints, do not haste any longer in bed.

/me thinks that was almost a classic
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 09:49 PM   #17
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Shall i say we change the "In Bed" to somthing else? like "on the toilet" or some other place?
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 09:58 PM   #18
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You have a natural dance groove and paper cutting ability which is highly valued by others in bed
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 10:09 PM   #19
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Shall i say we change the "In Bed" to somthing else? like "on the toilet" or some other place?
I guess so. I tried to find a better site somewhere (with more that it just does randomly) but couldn't find one. We could just add whatever we want as a location to the end. How about this one:

"You have a natural dance groove and paper cutting ability which is highly valued by others in hell"
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Old 19th Jan 2002, 10:56 PM   #20
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