Well, I have the essay here. She says that it is not a narrative essay so she cannot grade it. However, it meets all the requirements to be one. She seems to be mad at me because I say the subject is "insultingly pathetic", although in reading it in context I am actually refering to my own subject!
You see, the whole paper was written sarcastically. Basically, to not-so-subtly attack the lack of sleep I get beacuse of school, I do this:
My subject of the narrative essay was writing the narrative essay. The point of this paradox is that I can make fun of my own essay by saying things like, "Then I found I needed to write one more page but had nothing to say, so I decided to write this sentance to take up space.", which due to the irony of the subject makes sense. Meanwhile I criticize the school's schedule by saying "I couldnt' think of a better subject because I was so deprived of sleep I could no longer feel, or remember my name." She apparently did not pick up on this, and misunderstood my insults to my own subjects as an attack on her assignment.
And we are a big school, 3500 students.