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CHRYSt

You can't help that. We're all mad here.
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It's 3:18 A.M. Do you know where your spleen is? It's probably having anal sex with your liver. Then your tonsils will get pregnant, and hatch a baby spliver. Just like in that movie about splivers. Don't watch that movie without a good portion of crack, and I'm not talking about the kind from around the phone pole. Nope, siree. Don't let the marmosets get into your monkey pajamas. If that happens, boy are you in for a good time!

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Dead chicks suck in bed.

p.s. un-Fück BellAtlantic
 

OshadowO

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Speaking from expierience Chryst?
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My web page. Drop by sometime
I like this forum. It helps me maintain my insanity!
 

MoyDoy

Taking myself way too seriously
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BURR, the greatest crackhead ever.

GunnerX, What the hell am i gonna wright now? Well, shut up you damn WHY-Bot. I´ll think of something better...

Skumboy, I have a very special relationship with this guy...

RaptoR, No more nick changing! You hear me boy!?

Blorgg, Don´t do anything stuppid man! It´s a 486 goddamit!

CHRYSt, Thank you very much! Thanks to you, i´m gonna see my spleen having analsex with my live every time i mastrubate! Thank you very much!

Morety, Fart-freak

Stop The Nick Changing