Liquid Sin Drive da bus!

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CHRYSt

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Ack! That blonde girl be Bubbles, the Love and the Laughter of the PowerPuff Girls. i'd be careful not to piss her off. She can talk to squirrels.
 
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Thats not a squirrel, its a pocket monkey in disguise :D
You can tell by the way it holds onto your finger rather than trying to

a) eat it

b) hump it

BTW L_S - sort out those img links - all I see is little red crosses (geocities being a bunch of arse again I guess)
 

Rodzilla

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Well...this reminds me of something

Our school volleyball team was on the way to a match(they were riding a bus there), and they started making jokes about eachother. Soon they got to short bus jokes(you rode the short bus, your mom rode the short bus...etc..). After about a minute of this, one of the girls on the bus said "stop that, my brother rides the short bus." You could've heard a pin drop for the next 5 minutes, rofl.
 

CHRYSt

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I had someone do that. Try to be all indignant about my utter un-PCness about short busses. I think it was pretty much the same. "My brother rides the shoret bus."

I think my response was something to the effect of "Shut up filpper baby, or I'll tell the bus driver you're not wearing your helmet."
 

AriTheDog

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jeezus fulkin chryst you're a genius! wow! who'da thought the sheep story would have worked?! art mirrors life, i guess... and i thought those bestiality faq's were good... i'm going to complain.

i can't imagine anyone could tell stories with a more serious, true to life method. wow!
 
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