She is.
I'd put up a few pics I have, but they aren't quite appropiate... Although DarksBls isn't being a very good example anymore, is he?Women Guide
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I'd put up a few pics I have, but they aren't quite appropiate... Although DarksBls isn't being a very good example anymore, is he?
Originally posted by Mad_Dog
She is.
Why, are the pages stuck together?
Well, in Latin 6 really = "sex", but "sieben"... 
Melf: You'll get used to her.
Aeris: That is just SO wrong, you sick freak.
Or at least get something sharp and make it quick.
Melf: You'll get used to her.
Aeris: That is just SO wrong, you sick freak.
Or at least get something sharp and make it quick.
Originally posted by Mad_Dog
She is.
Hehe I admit i flirted with the limit here.
I posted it because the joke was eviden't and no rules was broken
SaraP: I would expect more than that !
If your G/F doesn't conform to that list ...
you can always give her this to keep her happy :
a gift for all those other women
you can always give her this to keep her happy :
a gift for all those other women
Ohh dont worry Dark Balls, SaraP just hassent fully recovered from the molesting scession me and Jaunty treated her to in #inf, she'll get better eventually...
Transcript, GF !!! Transcript !!!!
And what I posted wasn't that much worse, but it nearly got called for a censor...
http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89901
And what I posted wasn't that much worse, but it nearly got called for a censor...
http://forums.beyondunreal.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=89901
Ahh, unfortunately, i did not get a log, Jaunty might though...
But to proove im not pulling this out of my bottom-bit...
But to proove im not pulling this out of my bottom-bit...
The flushing is an inside joke. Hang around Goat and I on IRC for about 25 seconds and you'll pick it up. As for the p<u></u>ussy fondling, ec-f<u></u>ucking-scuse me if people take offence to my partaking in a fondling of their cats.
As much as I hate cats, I do believe they should be fondled in a very "james bond villian whose name I can't remember" fashion. That is, slow, gentle stroking, whilst planning to destroy/take over EVERYTHING. Which I was doing. And that's a Bog given right, damnit! The washing of the hands and the like comes from my aforementioned hating of all things cat. I'm just a sucker for the fluffy cat and world domination scene. But it has to be a longhaired white cat, or Mr. Bigglesworth, otherwise it just plain sucks.
I rest my case.
*please note: Although #inf is lude, sexual, deviant, twisted, sick, disgusting, offensive, homoerotic, evil, vile, truly f<u></u>ucked up, satanic, out of control, and down right funny, it's all in good fun, and nothing is meant in a serious tone... unless Donnellizer's in there. Then you'd just better leave.
As much as I hate cats, I do believe they should be fondled in a very "james bond villian whose name I can't remember" fashion. That is, slow, gentle stroking, whilst planning to destroy/take over EVERYTHING. Which I was doing. And that's a Bog given right, damnit! The washing of the hands and the like comes from my aforementioned hating of all things cat. I'm just a sucker for the fluffy cat and world domination scene. But it has to be a longhaired white cat, or Mr. Bigglesworth, otherwise it just plain sucks.
I rest my case.
*please note: Although #inf is lude, sexual, deviant, twisted, sick, disgusting, offensive, homoerotic, evil, vile, truly f<u></u>ucked up, satanic, out of control, and down right funny, it's all in good fun, and nothing is meant in a serious tone... unless Donnellizer's in there. Then you'd just better leave.
Originally posted by Mad_Dog
Feminazi.
Even my feminist g/f thought a lot of those points were funny.
Auslieferung, Amerikanisch! Alle hageln den Führer!
I was kidding.