I've only been alseep for 2 hour when I had this dream. It was extremely detailed and emotional. I woke up in a sweat, my heart was pounding so hard, and my arm was hurting really bad.
I'm driving down this dirt path in my BMW. It's just me, and I'm calling this girl.
I keep calling this girl Karath that my girlfriend works with (in real life). I'm trying to help her out with BitTorrent (which is also happening in real life but to a buddy of mine's girlfriend)
So I call for like the 5th time, and her husband answers and says "Why the **** do you keep calling her here" He was pissed off pretty bad. I mean, I saw him and he was just filled with rage (you know how in movies they cut to the other person) I try to explain to him that I'm only trying to help her with torrents and he hangs up on me.
I guess I didn't think nothing of it. I get home and my girlfriend is in a ****ing frantic state. Karath (her friend) and kids are over there. They are very worried. Apparently her husband is on his way to kick my ass and kill me.
The next thing I know, I'm at work. There is this huge hole in the ground. Nereid is there, and a few other from BuF, explaining to me that human fat doesn't melt and bubble like the pig fat that we are dropping in this hole. It's a really big hole. Probably 12' (4 meters) round and 6' (2 meters) deep. We are just filling it with pig fat, cheese, all sorts of gooy crap. It's kinda floaty, like a hard jello substance.
Anyways, we plan to kill her husband becuase he's a ******* (in real life too, always threatening her with a gun etc). So a few guys from BuF keep telling me that noone will find him if we stick his body here. I said "I don't care if they find him in 50 years, becuase I'll be dead anyways". So as long as I died before they find the body, I was ok with it.
We are now in a convience store, I'm getting gas in BMW turned Jeep
. We walk in the store. We are trying to get some pizza.
The next thing I know my gilfriend is screaming at me "OH SH!T OH F*CK here he comes!!!" I open the garage door of the store (why it has one I don't know) I ran outside and grabbed a metal square pipe. He has incredible speed and catches me really quickly. He grabs my shirt and I spin around and hit him on the side with the pipe, only damaging the pipe. He throws me to the ground and starts to punch me and kick me while screaming "WHY DO YOU LOVE MY WIFE?! DO YOU FIND HER ATTRACTIVE?" I yelled at him "I DON'T". He sorta stopped and I started to explain that while she is attractive, I don't want her.
Then something incredibly ****ing scary happend but I woke up and forgot. I guess my arm wasn't getting circulation or something becuase it hurt like a mofo.
Then I came on IRC and here to tell everyone. This is just 2 hours after I feel asleep. I went to bed just before 10pm. It's almost midnight now. What the hell does the rest of the night have in store for me?