Here are some funny bugs that are supposedly fixed in windows XP SP2 found by me and Mouse..
328284 Some Files and Folders That Are Not Configured to Be Made Available Offline Are Cached
(Oh yay, eat my bandwidth, PLEASE.)
813480 You Cannot Make Network Share Content Available Offline in Windows Explorer
(Wait... Wtf!? Does Avaliable Offline work ..at all!?)
311884 The Time on the Computer May Decrease by One Hour
(Wow... I'm younger!)
328596 The "NoDesktop" Policy Causes Problems with Displaying the Desktop
(Riiight... and the problem would be...?)
328817 You do not have permission to change your password error message when you try to
change your password in Windows XP
(Woah... Anti-hax!)
329052 You Sporadically Receive a "STOP 0x1E" Error Message in Win32k.sys in Windows XP
(sporadical error messages? Hmm...)
329441 You cannot create a network connection after you restore Windows XP
(Err.. Thanks!)
329692 Explorer.exe May Generate an Application Error When You Close a Folder
(Yeeeeah.. And what about the one when you OPEN a folder?)
812119 Windows System Restore Utility Quits and All Restore Points Are Deleted
(I feel safer already.)
813907 You Cannot Open Certain System Information (.nfo) Files
(Thats because they are releasegroup info files. noob..)
817522 Windows XP Device Driver Does Not Convert Multibyte Data to Korean
(DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!! I'M NOT KOREAN!!!!)
823116 You Receive Error 1913 When You Install a Program on Windows XP
(Hahaha^^ Aaahahaha^^)
828744 Cannot Restart the Computer After You Install Windows XP Service Pack 1
(Umm... w00t.)
829578 Your Computer Stops Responding When You Use the Highlighter Feature and the Font Color Feature
(What the hell!? I can't use word anymore!)
823736 Your Computer Restarts Unexpectedly When You Press CTRL+ALT+DELETE to Unlock Your Computer
(Ooops!)
830280 <blank>
(SP2 is looking better and better all the time...)
833740 The monitor does not turn on when you open the lid after you configure the energy-saving settings on a Windows XP-based portable computer
(My monitor has a ...lid?)
834937 Programs take longer than expected to start in Windows XP
(Yeah, I think most of us notice that on a daily basis..)
814033 Cannot install driver updates from the Windows Update Web site
(Apparantly some windows updates might not be installed for no apparant reason)
816982 Installation of KB 329390 Hotfix May Leave a Temporary Folder
(OMFG!!!! QUICK!! PATCH IT!!!)
822686 Unusable Results When You Search a Network Location in Windows XP
(what, so it doesn't display ...anything? Err?)
842092 You cannot view EMF image files that were created in Adobe Illustrator even after you install a hotfix
(Smooth.)
843091 Stop 0xD1 error when you shut down Windows XP
(Stop error when you ask your computer to 'stop'? Figures.)
841846 Cannot create a scheduled task in Windows XP
(The feature becomes, if possible. even MORE useful!)
871242 After you install security update 839645, you may again experience symptoms that were fixed by hotfix 830411 for Windows XP SP1
(Gak!! Virus!!!)
...and the punchline:
you get it from FilePlanet!?
http://www.fileplanet.com/files/140000/144129.shtml
328284 Some Files and Folders That Are Not Configured to Be Made Available Offline Are Cached
(Oh yay, eat my bandwidth, PLEASE.)
813480 You Cannot Make Network Share Content Available Offline in Windows Explorer
(Wait... Wtf!? Does Avaliable Offline work ..at all!?)
311884 The Time on the Computer May Decrease by One Hour
(Wow... I'm younger!)
328596 The "NoDesktop" Policy Causes Problems with Displaying the Desktop
(Riiight... and the problem would be...?)
328817 You do not have permission to change your password error message when you try to
change your password in Windows XP
(Woah... Anti-hax!)
329052 You Sporadically Receive a "STOP 0x1E" Error Message in Win32k.sys in Windows XP
(sporadical error messages? Hmm...)
329441 You cannot create a network connection after you restore Windows XP
(Err.. Thanks!)
329692 Explorer.exe May Generate an Application Error When You Close a Folder
(Yeeeeah.. And what about the one when you OPEN a folder?)
812119 Windows System Restore Utility Quits and All Restore Points Are Deleted
(I feel safer already.)
813907 You Cannot Open Certain System Information (.nfo) Files
(Thats because they are releasegroup info files. noob..)
817522 Windows XP Device Driver Does Not Convert Multibyte Data to Korean
(DON'T TOUCH THAT!!!! I'M NOT KOREAN!!!!)
823116 You Receive Error 1913 When You Install a Program on Windows XP
(Hahaha^^ Aaahahaha^^)
828744 Cannot Restart the Computer After You Install Windows XP Service Pack 1
(Umm... w00t.)
829578 Your Computer Stops Responding When You Use the Highlighter Feature and the Font Color Feature
(What the hell!? I can't use word anymore!)
823736 Your Computer Restarts Unexpectedly When You Press CTRL+ALT+DELETE to Unlock Your Computer
(Ooops!)
830280 <blank>
(SP2 is looking better and better all the time...)
833740 The monitor does not turn on when you open the lid after you configure the energy-saving settings on a Windows XP-based portable computer
(My monitor has a ...lid?)
834937 Programs take longer than expected to start in Windows XP
(Yeah, I think most of us notice that on a daily basis..)
814033 Cannot install driver updates from the Windows Update Web site
(Apparantly some windows updates might not be installed for no apparant reason)
816982 Installation of KB 329390 Hotfix May Leave a Temporary Folder
(OMFG!!!! QUICK!! PATCH IT!!!)
822686 Unusable Results When You Search a Network Location in Windows XP
(what, so it doesn't display ...anything? Err?)
842092 You cannot view EMF image files that were created in Adobe Illustrator even after you install a hotfix
(Smooth.)
843091 Stop 0xD1 error when you shut down Windows XP
(Stop error when you ask your computer to 'stop'? Figures.)
841846 Cannot create a scheduled task in Windows XP
(The feature becomes, if possible. even MORE useful!)
871242 After you install security update 839645, you may again experience symptoms that were fixed by hotfix 830411 for Windows XP SP1
(Gak!! Virus!!!)
...and the punchline:
you get it from FilePlanet!?
http://www.fileplanet.com/files/140000/144129.shtml
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